Get Comfortable

This year, in the times I was in VIP, the stripper encouraged me to take it all off-so I did. I like that because I undress the second I walk in the door at home-being clothed is unnatural to me.

what it means is "relax, i'm going to take all of your money".

The only time that I've heard that phrase uttered in a way that meant "get naked", while in a "club", happened in Denver. The place was called Ladies en Confidente (LEC). It was another one of those business trips and the last club of the night (I was blasted and there was no other place open). It started out with a lot of promise - figured if I was naked SOMEthing was going to happen, but as it turned out, it was self-service only. Very little touching, and more frustrating than pleasurable.

I agree with troop 100%

It's a pro forma request for you to loosen your tie, remove your jacket or, at least, unbutton the top two buttons on your shirt. After that the dancer, trying to sell extras, will undo your belt buckle and unzip your fly, while explaining what she really meant by "relax." Careful about taking your clothes off. A LE raid in Detroit in the winter can be painful if you have to flee, naked, into the the parking lot.

It means strip buck naked.

It meets find a three foot dancer with a flat head, so you'll have a place to sit your beer!

Get naked.

A customer get naked? In a SC? Like H8S in Detroit? Or Cannonball in Toronto? I THINK NOT!! I will let Mr. Wood out for some air, however.

I've only been prompted to get fully naked in a club a few times, and I declined each time. In a hotel room, yeah, not in the club.

Me naked in an SC when LE shows up...my best chance of escape would pretend to be a bear brought in for wrestling or something.

Before a lap dance in a strip club it means:
- take your keys and other sharp objects out of your front pockets
- untuck your shirt
- slide your ass forward
- adjust your dick so it is where you like it
- look up at the girl and smile

"I've been in a few places where I'm told to 'get comfortable' but am not sure what is meant. Does it mean relax, or undress or something in between."

In escort terms, this means to get totally undressed to prove that you're not LE. In some strip clubs (especially jack shacks), this means whip it out & start stroking it and/or make it available for the dancer to play with.

I agree with harrydave - they don't want to get hurt on anything and can also include open the belt or zipper. Depends on the club and how often you frequent the place.

Know your environment.

So I agree with HarryDave. In a semi-private, semi public lap dance area, it means move your keys and put your dick at the 12 o'clock position, etc.

But in a more private area, it can also mean get as comfortable as you like by losing as much clothing as you or as is predent in the place. And if you don't make a move to get comfortable, sometimes the dancer isn't comfortable either, so not much happens.

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I'm having a bad day at the keyboard with this and some other posts. .

Edit: ...as much clothing as (you like) or as is (prudent) in the place.


Maybe I've beren warming my fingers too long in warm sticky places and they're not working right, hmmm.

GK:

Very reassuring to see there is at least one other putz out there in tuscl land. When I screw up a post I seem to wipe out half the tuscl site with empty space.

@harrydave,

A dancer once took me to the back for a lap dance. After I sat down on the couch, she:

- Patted my front pockets and asked me to take out my keys and any other sharp objects
- Reached in and untucked my shirt
- Grabbed my hips and told me to slide my ass forward
- Ran her hand up my thigh and told me to adjust my dick where I liked it

I looked up at the girl and smiled, thinking I was was going to get a great lap dance.

She then proceeded to give me a total air dance. Go figure!

LOL steve! unbeliveable!
sounds like she was playing with your head, the big one that is.