discussion comment
4 months ago
Lido's in Cocoa, not Daytona.
discussion comment
a year ago
"Familiarity breeds contempt" is an old saying. https://wikipedia.org/wiki/Apuleius#Other_works
discussion comment
a year ago
> But nowhere can I find the review guidelines.
It isn't obvious from looking at it, but if you click the words "review guidelines" when submitting a review, the guidelines show up.
discussion comment
2 years ago
I don't mention TUSCL specifically, but I've told a few dancers I learned about their club "from the Internet."
review comment
2 years ago
No cover charge during the day.
review comment
2 years ago
https://nypost.com/2022/10/06/texas-high-school-golf-team-cancels-practice-after-adult-entertainment-clubs-tournament/ = what desertscrub was talking about.
review comment
4 years ago
mikeym isn't kidding about the bathroom at the Mons. It's an absolute joke!
review comment
4 years ago
Always make sure to ask up front what a dancer wants to charge before going for a dance. $40-50 is not the standard rate. It's $25-30 per dance, and you can negotiate this down if you are willing to get multiple dances.
discussion comment
4 years ago
No, they don't, Dave.
review comment
4 years ago
For being the first "post" COVID review, the information about masks and temperature taking was insightful. I don't think we're really in a "post" COVID situation but whatever.
review comment
5 years ago
"At one point the DJ talked over the music to say no touching the girls between the legs." But there's no DJ at Mons Venus.
discussion comment
14 years ago
Can't believe you noobs haven't been to Mons Venus yet. Sheesh.
discussion comment
16 years ago
The more you put up with her shit, the more shit you'll have to put up with. Move on.
discussion comment
16 years ago
All strippers, no. Many strippers, yes.
discussion comment
16 years ago
She missed your money, not you.
discussion comment
16 years ago
If you don't get hired at the Mons, try 2001 Odyssey across the street or Ybor Strip in Ybor City.
discussion comment
16 years ago
Pink Pony isn't the Pink Pony any more. Have you guys even been in Tampa in the past couple years? Tanga and the Pink Pony, sheesh.
Mons, 2001, and Ybor Strip are the places in Tampa to go, cgf.
discussion comment
16 years ago
I prefer upscale when I just feel like looking at eye candy. Seedy clubs for when I want hands-on action.
discussion comment
16 years ago
Go to a local club, fill out the application, and buy some stripper heels and outfits. Ask the house mom what else you need. Ask questions, and tip the ones who give you good info.
It's OK to be nervous. You'll either get over it or you'll quit.
discussion comment
16 years ago
She isn't a fuck buddy if you're paying her. That makes her a whore.
discussion comment
16 years ago
I used to be very shy around women, but going to the clubs solved that problem. I've gone from putting them on a pedestal to thinking of them as sex toys or live porn though so that isn't good.
The clubs I go to are juice bars (no alcohol) so no danger of me becoming a drunk.
discussion comment
16 years ago
DJ, now that you've learned that cardinal truth, you can use that to your hedonistic advantage if you're clever.
Here's a tip: go right before rent's due (last week of the month), and you should be able to negotiate lots of fun for less than at other times. A lot of strippers blow their cash shopping, on drugs, or whatever. The end of the month is also when you'll see the most strippers show up, which means more competition, which means more pussy for you to enjoy.
discussion comment
16 years ago
My current fave dancer has told me her co-workers' real names (the two other dancers she always hangs with), but she hasn't told me her real name. Or at least a name I would actually believe was hers. I honestly don't think she even meant to tell me their real names; those just slipped out because she's such a ditz.
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16 years ago
Strippers are immoral. So are the customers. The management is by far the most immoral though.
discussion comment
16 years ago
A kiss, a smile, and lots of friendly eye contact is all it takes to get me to spend money on a stripper who's caught my eye. It's surprising how difficult that is for some girls to fake.