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Comments by mmdv26 (page 67)

  • discussion comment
    17 years ago
    the boob show
    I've known a dozen or so girls who got boob jobs. I had the pleasure of massaging their breasts frequently before the "upgrade". These girls ranged from very small to "just fine" before, and with few exceptions they opted for a size that seemed to be out of proportion to their frame size. The end result: a) gave her the psychological boost she was after; b) a couple of them did look very good under clothing; c) with one exception, looked unnatural when exposed; and d) most felt wierd - like a softball in a bag.
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    17 years ago
    Review and Rating Don't Match Up
    driver01: The guy who is sitting there talking to the dancer that I would like to get a dance with for almost an hour must be having a "lenthy intellectual discussion"; it doen't take that long to find out what extra's are available. HJ & BJ are fairly defined terms that give the reader potentially valuable information, and therefore, would not need to be replaced with any additional "code".
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    17 years ago
    Kansas City vs. Chicago
    Temptations is highest mileage in KC. I've been to City of Industry, and if its mileage is ranked 10, then Temptations is a 6 or 7 by comparison. I think they brought back the lap dance area monitor guy recently. He's there on Thur, Fri & Sat nights, and gets pretty upset if he suspects that anyone is getting ANY mileage. Certainly puts a damper on the fun. Sun - Wed nights (assuming he's not there) might be OK. YMMV during the day shift, but with the right girl..... Night girls are better looking (5-9)than day girls (3-8).
  • discussion comment
    17 years ago
    Review and Rating Don't Match Up
    Most of us go to a club because the mileage is above average. Some of us just like to look at monster titties and drink cold beer. While others want to have lengthy intellectual discussions with a girl. Some guys require that the restroom be clean, while others don't really care. With all of these variables, writing a review that provides meaningful information to a reader is really a hit-or-miss proposition. In any case, I think it's always a good idea to give the reader some hint about what crteria the writer is using to arrive a the rating number. Seems like there was, or maybe still is, a site that rates clubs by several - say 5 or 6 - attributes. The reader can pick the attribute(s) that are important to him...you get the idea. That seems kind of complicated though. If in unfamiliar lands, I will select clubs with ratings of 7 or more and hope I have fun.
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    17 years ago
    Poor Governor Spitzer
    If I had ten's of millions of dollars, I might not think twice about dropping $5k for sex. Since I only have a fraction of a million dollars, a couple of hundred is my limit - afterall, it's only sex...
  • discussion comment
    17 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    BBBJ vs FUCK
    Shadowcat. I understand completely. Even with the V-pill, I get up faster and better with some BBBJ first. Going for FS right out of the starting gate usually doesn't give me enough stimulation to be an encore performer.
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    17 years ago
    How explicit are your reviews?
    Explicit posts provide valuable information. With some clubs, it's no secret that high-mileage or extra's are the norm. I would tend to be more explicit in my post of such a club. Other club experiences occasionally include a "pleasant surprise". While I might hint strongly that I had a better than expected time, I would be inclined hold back on the abbreviations regarding specifics, etc. My rationale fot this approach is that I like GFE with DATY and a BBBJ unexpectedly compared to the full knowledge that I have just entered a "brothel in disguise", and I don't want to seem disrespectful of that special treatment.
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    17 years ago
    Clubber
    Florida
    Your first "extra" in a SC.
    It wasn't the first "extra" I had ever had, but is was possibly the first "major extra". I'm not going to try to delineate...but this dancer, (we'll call her Amy) with whom I had been getting quite a few dances with lately, unlocked the barn door and got the stallion out for a romp. Amy was vigorously tasting the sweat of the beast, when her best dancer friend (we'll call her Beth) suddenly burst into the LD section and implored Amy to get out there and get on stage before she got fired (you see....she might get fired for not being on stage when she was supposed to be....) In her attempt to bring things to a conclusion with me, Amy was running late getting to the stage. So she stuffed the monster back into his stall and mumbled something about finishing this after she got off stage. Well, Beth noticed what was going on, and asked Amy if she could keep me company while Amy was on stage. Amy said ok, the music started, Beth got the boy out the barn and made him into a stallion again. Somewhere around the end of that song, I had successfully experienced my first BBBJ with swallow in a SC. Amy was sure pissed at Beth later. I gave em each $50.
  • discussion comment
    17 years ago
    Help In Kansas City
    Bazooka's & Temptations only nude clubs worth going to in KC. No alcohol at either club, but both have bar establishments in the same block, and both allow in/out passes, so you can shuttle back and forth if need be. Both clubs in ok part of town. Temp is only a couple of blocks south of Sprint on same side of the street, Baz is about 8 or 10 blocks from Sprint. Contact better at Temp, but girls generally better looking at Baz. Might not be able to get a room downtown if you don't already have a reservation. Plenty of lodging in the metro area, so you will be able to get a room somewhere, but it might be out in the burbs. Downtown parking...$10-$20 per car where available. Have fun, and rock chalk!
  • discussion comment
    17 years ago
    How the Action Escalates
    If you don't take the risk you won't get the reward when it comes to touching. Be smooth and gentle; if she doesn't "do that", she'll politely move your hand away, or turn her body so as to make that access difficult. Or maybe she'll make that stupid-ass dancer giggle noise, and then stand up. I have been blessed with a long string of ATF's over the years, and the "breaking-in" of a new girl is not something I do very often. When I do, I generally won't pursue that girl if we aren't "hands in the pants" both ways after $100 invested. I have a long-time regular which I hesitate to call an ATF, because there has always been a reluctance on her part to take the next step. The OTC step is the one I am pushing for now, and I really want to take this to the more intimate level that OTC would allow. She insists that it is what she wants as well, but develops emergencies and other diversions at the last minute. I finally told her today that I just couldn't justify the amount of money I was spending (number of dances regularly)on her anymore. Breaking up is so hard to do....
  • discussion comment
    17 years ago
    Is the party over for strippers?
    SC's are clearly the entry and intermediate levels of the oldest profession. Safe for the newbie babe wanting to dabble in the sex (or simulation of it) for money gig. Good place to "pre-screen" for both parties to the escort thing. Like shooting fish in a barrel for the family man looking to have a mini affair with a chick half his age. All things considered, I don't see where the survival of the modern, clean, well-lit (except in VIP, please), SC is in question. Even if prostitution were to be legalized nationally, it would seem that the SC would be a good companion establishment. I would agree that the result of economic pressure probably shows up at the club sooner than at the gas station or grocery store. (We can only hope that prices do not rise as wildly at the club as at the other two places.....)
  • discussion comment
    17 years ago
    Clubber
    Florida
    Your first "extra" in a SC.
    Late 1980's. Kansas City, KS. B3, Red Apple, Leggs, Shadows. First extra?...Could have been at any one of them - I don't recall. All the clubs were fairly upscale (Apple was a pit), with a great mix of dancer types. Extra's available both ITC and OTC. SC's were eventually banned in KCK in the early 90's; labeled as "establishments that contributed to the blight of the city". Blight sure was fun!
  • discussion comment
    17 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Are dancer concepts of a good lap dance different from the customers view?
    I agree with Chitown about how to "weed 'em out" on the first dance. My club allows touching, and that's all I intend to pay for. 2nd dance needs to have an express opportunity to "pet the kitty", or I'm probably getting bored. I usually ask "new" girls about what other clubs they have danced at. If they say this is their first experience, then I change to my "I can tolerate anything for one dance" mode, because usually her technique has not been perfected. There are occassional exceptions, and it's always a "golden moment" to find a newby who gets you confused with her boyfriend on the couch.
  • discussion comment
    17 years ago
    Going Commando or Not
    When I get a lap dance, the girls aren't wearing much. Why should I?
  • discussion comment
    17 years ago
    Survey: When a Dancer Gives You Her Phone Number, She Means...
    In 20 years of doing this SC thing, I can only remember a few girls who ever offered to give me their number, and in every case they were promoting their sex for pay activities. I have received or exchanged phone numbers with many dancers, but usually we have already agreed to meet OTC and the number give or exchange is a requisite for hook-up logistics.
  • discussion comment
    17 years ago
    Tales from the dark side
    I suspect that the percentage of those who suffer from any form of mental illness (including eating disorders)is significantly higher in the SC industry than that of the general population. The customer base certainly contributes to that imbalance. What an enjoyable way to be a little bit crazy!
  • discussion comment
    17 years ago
    whghIost
    Georgia
    Lap Dances, don't they get old?
    I have great memories of truly enjoyable experiences with dancers. I want to bring those memories to life once again; but like a "first love", their replication is difficult. Now, I waste a lot of (money on) dances trying to have one more "yeah!!" experience. I think more these days about quitting the club thing. Fortunately, I can't. I'm addicted to the hunt, and the next great experience will occure very soon. It always does.
  • discussion comment
    17 years ago
    chandler
    Blue Ridge Foothills
    Guaranteed Fun?
    For me, "Guaranteed fun" = "extra's available". In many clubs, local laws, physical layout, level of supervision or pervasive psyche of the dancers ("I don't do that...") pretty much rules out any chance of "fun" (in the club). After many years of this SCing sport and web sites like TUSCL to guide me, I know which clubs in this country are likely to have "fun" on the menu. At my hometown fav club, I usually can have "fun" with many of the girls, even though the club is not particularly known for "fun". Enjoyable to go to a club knowing I can have "fun" if I want, but electing to just sit and talk...hang out (save $). I don't think I would enjoy doing that if "fun" wasn't an available option.
  • discussion comment
    17 years ago
    chasman
    British Columbia
    Clubs that are no more
    Tanga was first and last time I ever paid for a nude lap dance. Chez Paree was enjoyable - had some memorable moments there. I suppose the old C. Mowes Key Club in ESL could be included in this category after it burned. I doubt that the new metal building version of the "older and fatter" club will be quite the same.
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    15 years ago
    Kprince
    California
    Lets talk about EAST ST. LOUIS!!!
    Almost every time I drive through the Brooklyn, ESL or WP areas, I see where another house (or strip club) has burned down. Once, when I pulled up to a stop sign on the street just south of Pink Slip, a little kid - maybe ten years old - came running toward my truck to ask if I wanted to see his sister naked. Reminded me of a lemonade stand when I was a kid. Much of St. Clair County is a sociologist's and anthropologist's playground. Looking for the strip clubs? They're right around the corner from the (Google this) Cahokia Mounds.
  • discussion comment
    19 years ago
    Front or back?
    On occassion, I've had a girl who is facing away, grinding in my lap with her butt and her hands on each knee...then she starts tapping her fingers with one hand or the other on my knee! The 'I'm bored' sort of tapping. It's time to 'take a break' after that song; no more Jacksons for her - perhaps she's done so many dances that day that she's bored, or the guy who tips her a hundred for two dances just walked in.
  • discussion comment
    19 years ago
    chandler
    Blue Ridge Foothills
    Finger Sucking Strippers
    Can be very erotic. Had one fav a couple of years ago who "deep-throated" my finger with a lot of suction. Unique feeling. At first I thought she was giving me a preview of what else was on the menu that day. Not the case - she was just demonstrating what she was capable of doing if I were to pick-up her apartment and car payments.
  • discussion comment
    19 years ago
    Looking for places on the road
    fignewton: Do some research. Look through the club reviews here in TUSCL to find what club experience you are looking for. Springfield has eight or nine clubs which are mostly low mileage, girl-next-door types. Personally, I would blow-off the clubs, and go to Bass Pro Shops World Headquarters. Chitownlawyer makes a good suggestion with Big Louie's - it should be on the way for you. The jewel is ESL. You will be able to experience...well, anything and everything there depending on the club. Mileage tends to be higher during the day at many clubs, but we're talking about the difference between a 7 and a 10 here. Prices are reasonable, with Sauget clubs being a bit higher. Quality of girls? - read the reviews - you can get $120 FS with a 3 or 4, a $30 air dance with an 8 or 9, and everything in between. PT's in Centerville on Saturday night is a must see. No reason to get a dance - but it ranks with MBOT, Mons Venus, and Rick's in the "been there, done that" catagory. A regular stop for me the past few trips to ESL is a fairly new club (Club 64??) a mile or two south of Brooklyn on Highway 3. It is fun, but can be $$$. ESL is a collection of small towns dating back to the turn of the last century, with several clubs in each town. It's all in the same county - about 30 sq. miles. Most everything in between the towns has burned down, has a highway built on it or corn growing next to it. If this will be your first visit to ESL, do a "mapquest" of clubs you want to visit, as the road system is very confusing, hence a lot of valuable SC time can be lost just trying to find the place. Be extra aware at night - some potentially bad neighborhoods. Sounds like manyof the previous posters have a good deal of experience in ESL, so read what they have to say! Have fun - you will!
  • discussion comment
    19 years ago
    chandler
    Blue Ridge Foothills
    Top 10 Corniest Stage Dance Elements
    I have actually seen the matches stuck to the nipples and lit routine TWICE (different clubs) in the past year or two. I guess this was popular in the 70's.
  • discussion comment
    19 years ago
    chandler
    Blue Ridge Foothills
    Why did you choose your TUSCL nickname?
    My Mileage Does Vary. 26 is a number I use frequently in www. stuff.