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11 years ago
Dancer as a cop?? Unlikely.
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11 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
I don't agree with saying too much about the illegal things that go on in a club. But I suppose characterizing dances as "ultra-high mileage" are as much of a give away as saying they f**k in there.
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11 years ago
Your desire is obviously a bit different that what is typical in a SC, but I'll bet you can find a dancer who understands what you want and will be willing to oblige for a fee.
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11 years ago
Club I frequent has internet song source during the day that is controlled from the bar. They have a habit of running songs into each other without any usual DJ chatter between songs that helps me keep track. Sometimes with a new dancer I will politely verify how many we have done after two or three. Surprising how many two's are four's in dancer's mind. Obviously if she can't count, we are done. I will usually make an issue of it if I am pretty sure I can prove which songs we did...which is another problem for this old guy, as I am completely unfamiliar with most of the new music.
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11 years ago
In ESL, zoning is a factor for sure. An adult-oriented business can be located (usually welcomed) in quite a few areas without difficulty. They are fancy places like Penthouse or Hustler clubs, or the back room of a neighborhood bar. The talent (dancers/prostitutes) live and do drugs nearby either in the ghetto areas, or the economically suppressed areas within St. Clair County, IL. I think many dancers come from the rural areas 50 miles to the N S or E. The money comes from St. Louis, MO, (just across the Mississippi River) where money is generally plentiful.
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11 years ago
Executed the guy with a mortar round....must have been a very large dude.
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11 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
I prefer clubs where the floor is located in the direction gravity naturally pulls my feet.
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11 years ago
Now it looks like we have two amateur psychologists at TUSCL.
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11 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
^ I agree. I don't mind OT stuff, a lot of it is very informative and entertaining. But the unprecedented amount of useless noise that is going on here these days is degrading TUSCL.
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11 years ago
If Dougster and all of his aliases left TUSCL, the primary discussion might return to strip clubs.
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11 years ago
WTF?
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11 years ago
Using the definition of "retired" as having enough money for normal everyday expenses for your estimated "rest of life" without having to go to work to earn more money...I doubt very many strippers are in that category. I think they spend it as fast as they make it.
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11 years ago
I wasn't checking in much earlier in this month. What happen to cause juicebox69 to get kicked off TUSCL. He sure was a crazy mofo. Most of his posts seemed to be senseless drug high type shit, but now and then he sobered-up and said something intelligent. Surely not as bad as some of the other pit bulls on here.
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11 years ago
"OK guys here she is on stage 1 the beautiful, vivacious Rrrrrruuuummmm". "Port you'll be on stage 3, Gin on 2, and Old Bushmills get your stuff out of your locker and see the doorman, please."
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11 years ago
Years ago, I donned the bag during a dance and finished big time. Realizing that I was late for an after hours business soiree, I hustled out to the car and drove the few blocks to the event. While I was mingling, I suddenly felt something moving down my leg inside my commando attired slacks. I shuffled off to a nearby corner, and retrieved the rascal as it fell out. At that point it was leaking profusely, so I jammed it in my pocket and scurried off to the mens' room hoping nobody would want to shake my sticky hand on the way.
I quit "wearing" after that, and opted for the big wet spot should I pull an LDK.
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11 years ago
wtf
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11 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
Strange that she would switch to armed robbery set-up after 4 or 5 good meets, but if she is hooked on drugs she might owe her dealer and you will be bringing her account current and then some.
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11 years ago
Eeeewwww a 4 at best.
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11 years ago
Urinating in the post office parking lot is more likely a statement about the quality of service USPS offers these days.
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11 years ago
Did you offer a pay increase with the request to have sex? I think "I have a boyfriend" is code for "I'm not making enough on this gig".
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11 years ago
I was formulating my comment as I read thru others, and when I came to jackslash I felt like the middle paragraph of his comment was exactly what I wanted to say...so there you have it, again!
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11 years ago
The annual EAA AirVenture event is in full swing, so I'm sure Oshkosh LE got a little media bump for their heroic effort. The air show is a gathering of guys who build and fly their own airplanes. They have money and they have balls. I'm not sure of the numbers, but this event is HUGE; maybe Paris Air Show size crowd. The demand for p4p is probably substantial, so LE put its brand of wet towel on the thing. The laws need to change!!
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11 years ago
To you guys that wear briefs and do an LDK now and then, does wifey ever notice stains on them?
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11 years ago
It all started with, "he knows it's longer than a telephone wire".
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11 years ago
If I chose a favorite club forever, surely I would cheat and not think a thing about having done so.