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11 years ago
Sounds like your bouncer needs to be ass-raped by a big bear gay guy wearing lots of leather. That'll teach him not to make little girls give their candy back.
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11 years ago
Roll in the hay with her, then tell son about it and ask if he would be willing to let dear ol dad bang her once a week or so.
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11 years ago
Midget porn is kinda funny actually.
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11 years ago
I watch Big Bang Theory just to gaze at Kaley Cuoco's amazing body. Plus what about the tits on that short little girl who plays the Jewish guy's girlfriend? Her BMI (LOL) must be 40% breast tissue.
Otherwise, Storage Wars and Duck Dynasty are my primary sources of entertainment...
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11 years ago
I've had a few that were punctual, but most are not.
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11 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
"...it's undeniable that in our electoral system, candidates need access to wealth to run financially viable campaigns, and the most successful fundraisers are politicians who swim in those circles to begin with."
I think there is a lot of truth in this statement.
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11 years ago
Dancers are day traders?
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11 years ago
During a particularly hot dance, I have whispered, "this sure would be more fun by ourselves". If she's an OTC kind of girl, she will usually make an effort to discuss my suggestion. I usually shy away from girls who bring it up, as they are mere whores. I prefer to imagine that my suggestion has turned a girl of otherwise high moral standards into a pig for my sexual onslaught.
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11 years ago
OP:
If you want to pursue a "normal" relationship with this guy, you need to consider retiring from the dancing business.
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11 years ago
Maybe I'm not high enough to follow this....
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11 years ago
^^^nice pic hut.
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11 years ago
My new iPhone5s will do "facetime". Interesting possibilities for communication with dancers.
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11 years ago
Might consider DP in the same hole with a bud, but DFK with a girl that just blew him is definitely crazy.
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11 years ago
If Hustler Clubs were really fair about it, then drinks and dance fees would go on a tab that would be paid once the G-Folks get their retroactive pay for the time they have been locked-out.
Congress is missing its own point.
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11 years ago
Ten years ago, I slowed way down for a year or so. Mostly because of the time I was wasting. The whole thing had become directionless in that I had f**ked all the strippers I needed to. I started throwing money at my increasing dissatisfaction, and when that failed to resurrect my "glory days", I just said fuck it and got out for a while. Never fully returned.
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11 years ago
It should change dancer's minds. After all, swallowing jiz does relieve depression according to the study.
Surreptitiously placed post-it notes over the "options" shown on the change boxes at my local Starbuck's...now reads "spit"...."swallow". The lady behind me commented that discussing "post-nasal drip" was disgusting.
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11 years ago
I recall blowing around $400 at a single VIP session. Certainly not worth it; OTC is always better and usually $150 cheaper.
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11 years ago
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11 years ago
Dancers beware! Stupid PL's abound.
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11 years ago
County sheriff's and prosecutors have a unique position in politics. They are free to use their taxpayer-funded resources to build name-recognition for themselves. They spend huge sums cornering some small-potato dumbass who has violated the law - usually a law pertaining to sexual activity or violent crimes against persons because those crimes reap the biggest headlines courtesy of a media that is just a few IQ points over that of a common streetwalker.
Strip clubs are like shooting fish in a barrel for LE. Never a problem to find SOMETHING going on in there that is against the law.
Criticize the poor cost-benefit ratio of the sheriff's or prosecutor's actions and you may notice deputies cruising by your apartment frequently to make sure YOU ARE OK. Better make sure BOTH of your tail lights work.
Come re-election time both of these guys are claiming to have "really put a dent in prostitution" in Acme County during the past four years. And of course they've taken down some medium-sized meth cookers and had some weed burns as well. (Ever notice pictures of the sheriff deputies wearing full-combat gear to set fire to a weed patch?) Probably defending us from ourselves.
Enough, enough. Leave the whores and clubs alone. Give the whores pagers so they can push-button the cops when a john starts acting out fantasies that are against the law to act out. And give the cops free club admission on Thursday's so they can hang-out with dancers who have "a thing" for guys in uniform. Is this a road flare in your pocket officer?
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11 years ago
I'm a bit older, but I would like to have sex with Meg Ryan or Tina Fey and I would pay $1500 for either. But, realizing that those two probably would charge like $50k or more, I also have considered Hillary C. in the ass for $1500. I know that just sounds sick, but I've always wanted to fuck a female lawmaker in the ass just to get even.
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11 years ago
ChiTownLawyer was a no nonsense guy. Of course he could usually add the legal slant to LE actions against strip clubs, escorts and whores in general that were in the news. I think he might have been living east of the ESL area for a while - maybe Caseyville.
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11 years ago
I'm beginning to like Rap music.
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11 years ago
Dang, now I know why I never was able to attract the 9's and 10's in the upscale clubs...I didn't have a bodyguard!