Good evening to all and to all a good evening. As my mind has a tendency to wander out the yard, it happened to wander into this thought-Dancers with drink names. I've heard the standards-Alize and Brandy, Chardonnay and Champagne. Anybody got some more? Maybe more unusual? Unless her name is Harvey Wallbanger. Then please keep her away.
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One of the most popular is Margarita.
Hennessy is another. It seems it's mostly black dancers that choose that name. I was in the Spearmint Rhino in Arcadia, CA (now Knockouts)several years ago, and while sitting at the bar I noticed among the liquor bottles on the shelf were Hennessy and Alize right next to each other. I thought that's appropriate in a strip club!
"OK guys here she is on stage 1 the beautiful, vivacious Rrrrrruuuummmm". "Port you'll be on stage 3, Gin on 2, and Old Bushmills get your stuff out of your locker and see the doorman, please."
Still prefer the dancer's REAL 1st name.
I met one named Malabu. She said you can drink me or visit me
This thread makes me love drunk
Going old school here -- Daisy
I knew this black dancer who went by Midori. Amazing Waist-To-Ass Ratio.
I've seen a few named Tequila.
Absinthe would be perfect for a freaky goth chick. Ever meet an Absinthe?
I fucked a Malibu,drank it too.
Malibu could also be a car name.
How about Busch?
If so this Malibu didn't start in the morning. Her wiring was all bass ackward and she required high maintenance.
Obviously she wasn't a SuperSport.
Roger that.
A Yukon can be a truck or a drink. Or even a dog. But never met s dancer named Yukon.
I knew a sexy señorita named Sherry. She was sensational. And insatiable.
Slick - I know one who's real name is Sherry. Unfortunately she is in jail right now charged with aggravated assault on her ex boy friend.
Was she drunk, Shadow?
I'm going guess yes because she had a drinking problem but had been on the wagon for 12 days the last time I saw her.
I worked with a stripper named Brandy. But she is now serving life in prison. she was convicted of second degree murder. She murdered her Xbf
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