Dancers Named After Libations

SlickSpic
Good evening to all and to all a good evening. As my mind has a tendency to wander out the yard, it happened to wander into this thought-Dancers with drink names. I've heard the standards-Alize and Brandy, Chardonnay and Champagne. Anybody got some more? Maybe more unusual? Unless her name is Harvey Wallbanger. Then please keep her away.

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shadowcat
11 years ago
One of the most popular is Margarita.
Club_Goer_Seattle
11 years ago
Hennessy is another. It seems it's mostly black dancers that choose that name. I was in the Spearmint Rhino in Arcadia, CA (now Knockouts)several years ago, and while sitting at the bar I noticed among the liquor bottles on the shelf were Hennessy and Alize right next to each other. I thought that's appropriate in a strip club!
mmdv26
11 years ago
"OK guys here she is on stage 1 the beautiful, vivacious Rrrrrruuuummmm". "Port you'll be on stage 3, Gin on 2, and Old Bushmills get your stuff out of your locker and see the doorman, please."
Alucard
11 years ago
Still prefer the dancer's REAL 1st name.
crazyjoe
11 years ago
I met one named Malabu. She said you can drink me or visit me
crazyjoe
11 years ago
This thread makes me love drunk
motorhead
11 years ago
Going old school here -- Daisy
SlickSpic
11 years ago
I knew this black dancer who went by Midori. Amazing Waist-To-Ass Ratio.
DandyDan
11 years ago
I've seen a few named Tequila.
zipman68
11 years ago
Absinthe would be perfect for a freaky goth chick. Ever meet an Absinthe?
tumblingdice
11 years ago
I fucked a Malibu,drank it too.
SlickSpic
11 years ago
Malibu could also be a car name.
Ermita_Nights
11 years ago
How about Busch?
tumblingdice
11 years ago
If so this Malibu didn't start in the morning. Her wiring was all bass ackward and she required high maintenance.
SlickSpic
11 years ago
Obviously she wasn't a SuperSport.
tumblingdice
11 years ago
Roger that.
motorhead
11 years ago
A Yukon can be a truck or a drink. Or even a dog. But never met s dancer named Yukon.
SlickSpic
11 years ago
I knew a sexy señorita named Sherry. She was sensational. And insatiable.
shadowcat
11 years ago
Slick - I know one who's real name is Sherry. Unfortunately she is in jail right now charged with aggravated assault on her ex boy friend.
SlickSpic
11 years ago
Was she drunk, Shadow?
shadowcat
11 years ago
I'm going guess yes because she had a drinking problem but had been on the wagon for 12 days the last time I saw her.
bang69
11 years ago
I worked with a stripper named Brandy. But she is now serving life in prison. she was convicted of second degree murder. She murdered her Xbf
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