Good evening to all and to all a good evening. As my mind has a tendency to wander out the yard, it happened to wander into this thought-Dancers with drink names. I've heard the standards-Alize and Brandy, Chardonnay and Champagne. Anybody got some more? Maybe more unusual? Unless her name is Harvey Wallbanger. Then please keep her away.
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last commentOne of the most popular is Margarita.
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Hennessy is another. It seems it's mostly black dancers that choose that name. I was in the Spearmint Rhino in Arcadia, CA (now Knockouts)several years ago, and while sitting at the bar I noticed among the liquor bottles on the shelf were Hennessy and Alize right next to each other. I thought that's appropriate in a strip club!
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"OK guys here she is on stage 1 the beautiful, vivacious Rrrrrruuuummmm". "Port you'll be on stage 3, Gin on 2, and Old Bushmills get your stuff out of your locker and see the doorman, please."
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Still prefer the dancer's REAL 1st name.
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I met one named Malabu. She said you can drink me or visit me
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This thread makes me love drunk
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Going old school here -- Daisy
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I knew this black dancer who went by Midori. Amazing Waist-To-Ass Ratio.
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I've seen a few named Tequila.
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Absinthe would be perfect for a freaky goth chick. Ever meet an Absinthe?
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I fucked a Malibu,drank it too.
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Malibu could also be a car name.
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How about Busch?
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If so this Malibu didn't start in the morning. Her wiring was all bass ackward and she required high maintenance.
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Obviously she wasn't a SuperSport.
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Roger that.
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A Yukon can be a truck or a drink. Or even a dog. But never met s dancer named Yukon.
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I knew a sexy señorita named Sherry. She was sensational. And insatiable.
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Slick - I know one who's real name is Sherry. Unfortunately she is in jail right now charged with aggravated assault on her ex boy friend.
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Was she drunk, Shadow?
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I'm going guess yes because she had a drinking problem but had been on the wagon for 12 days the last time I saw her.
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I worked with a stripper named Brandy. But she is now serving life in prison. she was convicted of second degree murder. She murdered her Xbf
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