tuscl

Dancers Named After Libations

Good evening to all and to all a good evening. As my mind has a tendency to wander out the yard, it happened to wander into this thought-Dancers with drink names. I've heard the standards-Alize and Brandy, Chardonnay and Champagne. Anybody got some more? Maybe more unusual? Unless her name is Harvey Wallbanger. Then please keep her away.

22 comments

  • shadowcat
    11 years ago
    One of the most popular is Margarita.
  • Club_Goer_Seattle
    11 years ago
    Hennessy is another. It seems it's mostly black dancers that choose that name. I was in the Spearmint Rhino in Arcadia, CA (now Knockouts)several years ago, and while sitting at the bar I noticed among the liquor bottles on the shelf were Hennessy and Alize right next to each other. I thought that's appropriate in a strip club!
  • mmdv26
    11 years ago
    "OK guys here she is on stage 1 the beautiful, vivacious Rrrrrruuuummmm". "Port you'll be on stage 3, Gin on 2, and Old Bushmills get your stuff out of your locker and see the doorman, please."
  • Alucard
    11 years ago
    Still prefer the dancer's REAL 1st name.
  • crazyjoe
    11 years ago
    I met one named Malabu. She said you can drink me or visit me
  • crazyjoe
    11 years ago
    This thread makes me love drunk
  • motorhead
    11 years ago
    Going old school here -- Daisy
  • SlickSpic
    11 years ago
    I knew this black dancer who went by Midori. Amazing Waist-To-Ass Ratio.
  • DandyDan
    11 years ago
    I've seen a few named Tequila.
  • zipman68
    11 years ago
    Absinthe would be perfect for a freaky goth chick. Ever meet an Absinthe?
  • tumblingdice
    11 years ago
    I fucked a Malibu,drank it too.
  • SlickSpic
    11 years ago
    Malibu could also be a car name.
  • Ermita_Nights
    11 years ago
    How about Busch?
  • tumblingdice
    11 years ago
    If so this Malibu didn't start in the morning. Her wiring was all bass ackward and she required high maintenance.
  • SlickSpic
    11 years ago
    Obviously she wasn't a SuperSport.
  • tumblingdice
    11 years ago
    Roger that.
  • motorhead
    11 years ago
    A Yukon can be a truck or a drink. Or even a dog. But never met s dancer named Yukon.
  • SlickSpic
    11 years ago
    I knew a sexy señorita named Sherry. She was sensational. And insatiable.
  • shadowcat
    11 years ago
    Slick - I know one who's real name is Sherry. Unfortunately she is in jail right now charged with aggravated assault on her ex boy friend.
  • SlickSpic
    11 years ago
    Was she drunk, Shadow?
  • shadowcat
    11 years ago
    I'm going guess yes because she had a drinking problem but had been on the wagon for 12 days the last time I saw her.
  • bang69
    11 years ago
    I worked with a stripper named Brandy. But she is now serving life in prison. she was convicted of second degree murder. She murdered her Xbf
You must be a member to leave a comment.Join Now
Got something to say?
Start your own discussion