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15 years ago
Years ago I went to a club that didn't count dances, and I would get an hour's worth of dances from my fav for $200. That usually worked out to 12 or 13, so at $20 each, I got a couple of freebies - more like a volume discount.
At a different club, the bouncer caught a dancer giving me a BJ. He came over grabbed her by the arm, dragged her to the entrance and literally threw her out on the sidewalk. I told him what an asshole he was, and he told me to go f*** myself. We had a strained relationship for a year or so, BFD.
Fast forward six years, and I'm in the same club when my BJ girl walks up and says 'remember me? Wanna dance?' I hardly recognized her, and apparently the bouncer from before didn't either, when he unwittingly (re)hired her. After a few grabs 'n grinds - about 2 minutes into the first song - she pulls junior out and sticks him in. We had a great time and when I got ready to pay her, she said she didn't want any money - she just wanted to finish what she started all those years ago.
I never saw her again after that day.
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15 years ago
Enhancement of otherwise low self-esteem is important, but putting plastic bags in your boobs to accomplish that is a mistake. Like the personality laden with hyperbole, the fake boob decision often loses its original intent and becomes a visual freak show. I think I can feel the seams on those softballs.
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15 years ago
When ITC, FS is less obvious than BJ in most situations. I agree that FS OTC is usually more fun tho.
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15 years ago
During the past year, I have had many great experiences with a Brazilian dancer. She moved from the area over the summer.
I like Asians because I like petite women, and I'm OK with small breasts. But I find them to be chilly after they get paid, and a bit immature overall. Maybe just my experiences...
Don't see a lot of foreign origin dancers in the midwest.
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15 years ago
Years ago I saw 2x team dances occasionally. Usually 1 girl was always looking to see where the bouncer's attention was focused, while the other one performed HJ. The "lookout" could also act as a blocker so that if the bouncer suddenly turned his attention he was still unable to see exactly what was going on. I found the whole arrangement to be clumsy,distracting and expensive. But it was at a time in my life when those annoyances probably didn't keep me from having a happy ending with minimal effort.
I do see girl-girl activities on the customer's lap now and then in clubs where that kind of thing can reasonably take place.
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15 years ago
PARALEGAL. Later became a lawyer.
NURSE. Don't remember any of them being RN's tho. Bedpan attendants perhaps.
ESCORT. I know, hard to believe.
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15 years ago
Not a movie exactly, but Soprano's had lots of scenes inside the infamous Bada Bing. I remember shots of customers sitting together having drinks at the bar/stage. Pretty sure there were no-pastie topless dancers spinning around the pole, but I don't recall if there were any totally nude dancers.
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15 years ago
I agree with Chandler that getting specific about 'who does what' is not wise, and could have adverse consequences for both the dancer and the club. A well-crafted review should give the reader some idea of what options might be available without being overly descriptive.
Most dancers that I know don't know about TUSCL. I think many of them have heard about SCL, but they don't know it by name. If I mention the internet, the first thing the girls want to know is what bad things it said about them. If I play them along a bit, they sputter around denying that they did something with somebody, but they are sure he probably told the world about it on the internet. HA HA HA.
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15 years ago
I don't go to strip clubs to look, drink or listen to music. I go to have some kind of NSA sex with a girl that I may or may not know very well. I am not looking for intimacy, love or affection. Just casual sex. I have no interest being in a club that doesn't offer what I am looking for.
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15 years ago
jablake you are right! Was in my fav club one night. Usually go day - don't know night girls. Sitting around watching the scene when a short fat girl (5'-2"/200) comes over and sits down. It's OK with me, I'm in a laid-back mood. I'll talk to anybody that night. Not long before I realize she has a great personality. Witty, congenial, intelligent. After a while she asks if I want a dance. I usually would have passed, but out of pure kindness - the mood I was in - I agreed to "just one dance".
She snuggled right into my lap, and had way of distributing her weight so it wasn't uncomfortable for me. Before the end of the first dance she made sure that I had discovered her surprisingly wet little kitty buried somewhere in all that person. Well, I couldn't say no to a second dance, and the mileage continued to increase. A BBBJ during the third song finished me off and we settled up with a nice tip.
She said, "I'll bet you didn't expect that did you?" I said I thought she would be enjoyable, but, no, I hadn't expected that. I told her she was very nice and lots of "fun", and maybe I would see her again sometime. She said probably not because she had heard that she was going to get fired by the new manager for being too fat. I told her she had great personality, and she would likely do better in another field. She told me that was bad advice, because she really liked dancing, and I should have recognized that and encouraged her to lose weight and keep dancing. Well, maybe she wasn't so smart afterall.
She did get fired. Probably for the right reason. But, if all dancers had her attitude SC'ing would be a whole lot more fun - even without the BJ.
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15 years ago
I stopped by this club for the first (and only) time back in January, so I am familiar with the layout and, from his descriptions, I might have seen some of the same dancers. Except for the scene in the truck, it was as if I was sitting over in the corner watching it all as I read his review. Very good story about a not so good club.
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15 years ago
I've been to both coasts, south and south of the border. Based on accessibility, investment and results,I'd have to nominate St. Clair County, ILL (aka ESL)as well. It's got over two dozen clubs ranging from Larry Flynt and Penthouse, to a a crummy little bar where we slipped into the storage room for $40 FS standing up. Swinger nights at one club, massage parlors, peep shows; there's even a gay club. Several clubs where the mileage approaches zero, but it still costs $15 to get in - I guess these might be considered "family" type clubs. Yep, a little something for everybody! Sort of like Tijuana without the language barrier. (Yeah, that's an exaggeration, but not by much.)
Located at the confluence of several major interstate highways, the area is home to a number of reasonably priced, clean chain motels, and plenty of charge-by-the-hour joints to accommodate the "extended shift" that many of the dancers do. At least 1 Waffle House, and entire blocks that have fallen victim to arsonists over the years.
I hope their Chamber of Commerce appreciates this plug.
Major drawback is finding these places for the newbie. Use Mapquest, etc, have a detailed map of the area and a compass. Easy to get lost because the clubs are spread out over several small towns with a confusing road system. Understand the meaning of "situational awareness".
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15 years ago
A thorough discussion of this topic might be a bit much even for this bunch of professional Y diners. Besides I get turned on just thinking about it.
Had a AA dancer a few years back who had a pretty good case of all-over B.O. When I got dances from her, I didn't have that lingering whiff of perfume all the way home, it was an acrid B.O. odor. I finally hinted at this dancer's odor to another trusted dancer, and she told me the smelly one lived in apartment without a tub, shower or hot water, knew that she smelled bad but thought it probably turned guys on...right. One day during a dance, she bent over pulled her thong aside and pulled my hand to her crack for a feel. Big mistake! Finger smelled like butt for two days.
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15 years ago
Varies from city to city, but locally I am usually able to obtain FS from a 5-8 range dancer for $200 ITC and $300 OTC. Have found that in ESL, for example, the prices are half that, but the girl is usually no more than a 5.
From these posts, the message is clear that you can get FS either in or out for $250. I've probably paid too much at my local club over the years, but my compulsion to conquer some of the other animals in the jungle has been largely satisfied.
I am unwilling to pay over $300. It's only sex. Close your eyes and a 5 feels a lot like a 10. LOL
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15 years ago
Vibrating egg. She giggled during the whole dance. It was a Christmas present, and a few weeks later she asked me what kind of batteries it took.
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15 years ago
BF/Pimp in or out of club, doesn't matter. Met a hottie earlier in the Summer. We got into a $100 for 4 or 5 dances each time I came into the club. The dances progressively got nastier over a couple of weeks, and she finally put some prices on the ITC menu. (OTC was not possible....at all, she said).
I began to cool on the whole thing, because it was starting to lack any human interaction...it became apparent that this chick was all about taking money home to daddy.
Not the first time I've come across that, but it had been a while since I had a girl that was so obvious about having to meet a quota.
I have fallen out of love with her, and now I just think of her as my personal gratification device.
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15 years ago
Great story BaddJack. Back in those days, I'm sure that KCK was way ahead of ESL in the "nasty for sale" department. You could literally find anything over there. The donkey might still be hangin' around, but sadly, all of the good stuff has been gone for 16 years.
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15 years ago
Wife and I had been watching the fire in the first tower on the morning news. Had been reported that an airplane had crashed into that tower. As a former pilot myself, I was watching intently because this was a pretty big fire for a Cessna 172 to cause. I suspected that it was probably a business-size plane. As I'm staring at the TV, the second jet flew into the picture from the left, and and the resulting debris and smoke came out the other side of the second tower.
Instantaneously, I chilled as I realized that this probably wasn't accidental. I called to my wife to come watch this.
I grabbed some coffee and drove over to one of my company's nearby construction sites. On the way, I heard on the radio where all planes were being ordered to land. When I got to the site, I looked out to the south and saw a huge "U" shaped contrail in the sky from a jet turning around to descend to the nearest airport. I took a picture of it with my film camera, and still have that picture on the wall in my office.
My wife and I had visited NYC over Thanksgiving, 2000, and we had gone to the observation deck of the WTC while we were there. As a result, we had a better understanding of the enormity of the destruction there.
The casualties of that day include the feeling of safety and invincibility that we Americans had developed over the preceding 40 years. We will likely be looking over our shoulder for a long time to come.
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15 years ago
MyMileageDoesVary, but since last fall it has been up significantly. Prices are fairly negotiable.
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15 years ago
I want the dancer who makes me feel like I am the only one who has ever touched her that way. The only one she wants to be with. The only one she has ever gotten off with during a lap dance.
I'm also pretty receptive to the one who guides my hand under her thong at the start of the dance!
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15 years ago
I probably wouldn't take a friend to my regular club, mainly because I can't figure out what the purpose would be. No alc, so no drinking buddy thing. Maybe I could arrange a really high mileage dance or two for him on his birthday.
A regular at my fav club is a guy who I know in business outside the club, and we are are able to compare notes on a few dancers. He's saved me some time and money because I decided not to get dances (or OTC) with a certain - usually new - dancer after hearing his negative report.
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15 years ago
In the past couple of weeks, I have had FS with 2 different dancers at my fav club. The first one sort of happened in the heat of the moment. Afterward, I asked how many dances we did. She said 5 (@ $20 each), then she said that a tip would be appreciated. So, ultimate mileage, but unplanned expense = $100 max in my book. She was happy with total of $200.
The second "happening" was with a really hot chick that I've been wanting to f***. She knew we were at that point in our dancer-PL relationship, and started our session with, "I'll let you stick it in for $200."
Based on the previous discussion here, it's pretty obvious that the second event was prostitution (I hate that term.....), but would the first one be considered pros.... or a tip for really great dances??
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15 years ago
The feel of natural lubrication on my fingertip is a huge turn-on for me. Almost as much as the first inch of well-lubed bareback penetration.
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15 years ago
ditto lopaw
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15 years ago
Chandler mentions ESL. Easy to hit 6-8 clubs in an 8 hr (or less) timeframe there. San Francisco is about the same, but a lot more expensive and not as much fun.
I bot a lifetime TUSCL membership in 2004(?) for $49. I'm glad I did. I make an all day adventure out of writing a simple club review. I guess if I practiced I could get better. LOL