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12 years ago
Imagine the psychological issues the kid could face if the dancer wrapped around his face smelled like ass.
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12 years ago
I spoze if your keywad is so big that it sets off the metal detector, then you might have an issue with entry.
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12 years ago
I think some of the national chains feel (actually not) that they don't need to offer good mileage to make a huge profit. Good business model doesn't have to worry about skirting the law to make the big bucks. I think the women at such clubs are better looking in general.
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12 years ago
Jeez, gfan,that would be art in itself and add value to it LOL
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12 years ago
Maybe if they wore pasties....
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12 years ago
Sorry, no suggestions here.
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12 years ago
Was this a legitimate rape? If so, wouldn't that have shut the whole thing down...and thrown the guy out. Google Todd Akin to get the background.
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12 years ago
Sounds like the DJ got fired.
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12 years ago
Yes, skirts can be an effective way to hide roaming hands below the waist.
Mid thigh length with no underwear is an awesome combo.
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12 years ago
Been in a couple of raids. Customers might be asked for ID's but usually are just asked to remain seated until cops are "working". In one raid, no custy's were singled out, but in the other a guy was taken aside and issued a citation. Dancer later said it was because a mole was in VIP, and the guy had his dick out. Dancer who was dancing for him got a ticket for fondling his exposed tool. In both raids, police went to the dressing room with bomb-sniffing dogs...er drug-sniffing dogs. (I wonder if dog flunks out of bomb school if it can enroll in drug school??)
These are "fish-in-a-barrel" exercises with a big display of strength and authority. And then they all stand around and joke while the top guys process the perps. Typical cop shit.
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12 years ago
What happened? It stopped.
Maybe Founder called it off.
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12 years ago
@corvus. To some degree, we all blindly follow some notion or influential source.
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12 years ago
Is it safe to undress for strangers in a public place? Sure, up to about age 40.
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12 years ago
Done both. Had good and not-so-good experiences with both groups. Escorts can be more down to earth than strippers. I like to know the victim before we hook up, so I like stripper group better for that reason. Strippers generally charge more than escorts, and you usually have to rent a room with a stripper so additional cost there as well. Conclusion: I like clean, smooth, tasty pussy and big, fat nipples on a well-designed carriage.
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12 years ago
I suspect that I contracted gonorrhea as a result of BBBJ once. Not a huge deal; go to health center and get pills, all cleared up in 3 or 4 days. There are downsides to repeated infections like this: 1) I understand that it can cause one to be more susceptible to HIV, and 2) the super antibiotics that are used to treat the clap these days cannot be taken very often or bacteria can become immune to the antibiotic.
If girl does BBBJCIM and he has a big case of the clap, and then 10 minutes later she comes over and does the same for you, very good chance you could contract clap.
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12 years ago
For many, strip club is a huge fantasy somewhat fulfilled. Perhaps you couldn't feel a great looking girl's boobs outside of a club, or you couldn't have simulated sex (maybe it can be real sex) with a Penthouse model type girl. Club contact is quick, easy and partially anonymous. (of course it's not your real name) You might be embarrassed to ask a girl if you could finger her ass, or if she could finger her own ass or even yours so you usually don't ask something like that out of fear of rejection.
Webcam however appears to be COMPLETELY anonymous. I have never done webcam, but it seems that if I tipped a reasonable amount with the right girl there are a lot of sensual, maybe perverted, things she would do on cam. I'm not sure how the fear of rejection thing works into webcam, but the fact that I'm not face-to-face with her during the rejection, it might not sting...at all.
So KK, to answer your original question, acting within the boundaries of sensuality, I might ask you if you would finger your ass because I want to see you do it...and I suspect that maybe you enjoy doing it. On the other hand, if I requested that you pee in a cup and then drink it, I might still be getting my rocks off, but I would know that you probably won't enjoy doing it so it moves into a different type of sensuality that still might be sexually stimulating to me.
If I asked you to poop on the floor and then rub it on your tits, I'm probably just seeing how far you will go. But I recognize that some viewers might get off on that.
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12 years ago
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founderslip a dollar in her g-string for me
Much faster. Thanks.
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12 years ago
Hahahaha, I diligently read everyone's suggestions all the while having my own in mind and suddenly I get to shadowcat...and boom, there's my suggestion. So, I second his motion.
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12 years ago
Yeah, 20cm is a nice comfortable "hands on" spacing for a small-framed Chinese girl perched on my lap.
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12 years ago
kk
I realize that the vigorish can be pretty steep in some clubs, but yours sounds like it might be toward the top of the pile in that regard. Personally, I avoid clubs like that because I feel like it's just too damn expensive to be fun.
So, does your hot mess hair appear that you are a playful puppy ready for hot steamy sex....I mean it could actually be a selling point....
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12 years ago
When I say "Not right now, but check back with me in a while", they seldom check back because they find somebody else to dance with and then somebody else and by then I'm ready to say Yes, but only fuglies are circulating....
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12 years ago
Whew, that was close. Could have become a 2am'er.
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12 years ago
@Jerkison40. Stop ranting about failing to be a big enough spender, or an interesting enough guy that the girls would want to spend some time with you. If you don't like clubs that have a lot of "regulars", then don't go to them. Geezus dude, it's that simple.
The only suggestion you made in your OP that made any sense was the one about dancers not pushing drinks so hard. Aside from being incredibly self-serving, he rest of your ideas run against the natural (dis)order of a strip club would be difficult or impossible to implement. Most readers pointed that out clearly to you
Strip Clubs are not a normal business model. They know that your little head is doing the thinking, therefore their managerial and operational styles are not overly complicated.
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12 years ago
Oh ma gawd, he farted.
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12 years ago
Her: Hi, what's your name?
Me: I'm Penis.
Her: (looks at me like I'm a small child) No, it's not. C'mon what is it really?
Me: You're right I lied. My girlfriends call me Donkey Dick.
Her: God, will you get your mind out of the gutter.
Me: What's your name?
Her: Bubbles
Me: Is that what your driver's license says?
Her: No, but I'm not allowed to tell you what my real name is.
Me: Who doesn't allow you to tell?
Her: Well, it's a club rule.
Me: So, the club encourages you to lie and be deceitful?
Her: It's a strip club. What do you expect?
Me: Hmmm....