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13 years ago

No keys allowed. WTF?

Diamonds Gentlemens Club 4635 Gateway Blvd North Edmonton, Alberta Reviewed on: November 15, 2012 Visited on: Friday Evening Dancers on Shift: 6-10

The bouncer's were a little bit iffy going in (they wouldn't let me take my keys in with me for some reason, but thankfully I was allowed to drop it in my buddy's coat before he gave it to the coat check girl), but once you got in, you felt super relaxed

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motorhead

No hats...no coats....no cell phones....no keys

Next thing you know, no pants allowed

Hey, not such a bad idea, eh?

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mrrock

Weird

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Corvus

No one gets my keys. I would have left.

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canny

I studied martial arts for a few years. Keys are an extremely effective and dangerous improvised weapon if you know what you're doing.

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deogol

So is a strippers shoe...

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gatorfan

No gum either

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jester214

@gatorfan, not even in your pants? What's the point of a lapdance then???

Oh, you said 'gum'.

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lopaw

No keys allowed? WTF? The only time I ever have an issue w/keys is a SRhino near me makes me take my teeny-tiny penknife off of my keyring before I go in. It's so small and kind of ridiculous that they make me remove it, but it is still a "weapon" so I don't fuss too much about it.

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mmdv26

I spoze if your keywad is so big that it sets off the metal detector, then you might have an issue with entry.

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gatorfan

No gum either

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carolynne

i had a guy once who tried to "unlock" me, if u catch my drift. certainly don't like sitting on keys, either... guess i'm in favor of the "no keys" policy!

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carolynne

i had a guy once who tried to "unlock" me, if u catch my drift. certainly don't like sitting on keys, either... guess i'm in favor of the "no keys" policy!

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Clubber

If you watch SOA, even something as simple as a crucifix can be a deadly weapon. Yes, I know it is just a show, but...

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