No keys allowed. WTF?

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shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
Diamonds Gentlemens Club
4635 Gateway Blvd North
Edmonton, Alberta Reviewed on: November 15, 2012
Visited on: Friday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 6-10



The bouncer's were a little bit iffy going in (they wouldn't let me take my keys in with me for some reason, but thankfully I was allowed to drop it in my buddy's coat before he gave it to the coat check girl), but once you got in, you felt super relaxed

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motorhead
12 years ago
No hats...no coats....no cell phones....no keys


Next thing you know, no pants allowed

Hey, not such a bad idea, eh?
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mrrock
12 years ago
Weird
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Corvus
12 years ago
No one gets my keys. I would have left.
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canny
12 years ago
I studied martial arts for a few years. Keys are an extremely effective and dangerous improvised weapon if you know what you're doing.
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deogol
12 years ago
So is a strippers shoe...
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gatorfan
12 years ago
No gum either
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jester214
12 years ago
@gatorfan, not even in your pants? What's the point of a lapdance then???

Oh, you said 'gum'.
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lopaw
12 years ago
No keys allowed? WTF?
The only time I ever have an issue w/keys is a SRhino near me makes me take my teeny-tiny penknife off of my keyring before I go in. It's so small and kind of ridiculous that they make me remove it, but it is still a "weapon" so I don't fuss too much about it.
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mmdv26
12 years ago
I spoze if your keywad is so big that it sets off the metal detector, then you might have an issue with entry.
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gatorfan
12 years ago
No gum either
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carolynne
12 years ago
i had a guy once who tried to "unlock" me, if u catch my drift. certainly don't like sitting on keys, either... guess i'm in favor of the "no keys" policy!
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carolynne
12 years ago
i had a guy once who tried to "unlock" me, if u catch my drift. certainly don't like sitting on keys, either... guess i'm in favor of the "no keys" policy!
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Clubber
12 years ago
If you watch SOA, even something as simple as a crucifix can be a deadly weapon. Yes, I know it is just a show, but...
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