How to Improve Strip Clubs
jerikson40
New York
Tuesday, October 9, 2012 11:10 AM
Some simple things management can do to improve strip clubs in general:
1. Confiscate all cellphones from every dancer when they start their shift. Lock them up, and the dancers don't get them back until they check out. Most real companies don't allow employees to make private calls during work hours, so if the independent contractor strippers want to work for this club, they'll obey the rules. They somehow survived before cellphones were invented, so they'll survive without 'em.
2. Require every dancer to circulate around the club AT LEAST 4 times every hour.
3. Dancers can't sit in the dressing room just BS'ing. Either they're getting ready, or they're out on the floor.
4. Dancers go up on stage and dance whenever they have free time. Doesn't matter if it's in the middle of a song, or if there's other dancers on stage, just get up and dance. Personally, I only care about girls dancing on stage so I can see who's there and who's hot.
5. Improve lighting in the lap dance areas so you can actually SEE the dancer.
6. Don't have waitresses constantly hound customers to buy the dancers a drink. Often the dancers have a minimum number of drinks they have to buy, which is another way of saying the dancers have to pay the club a fixed amount to work there. Instead of badgering customers, make the strippers get off their asses and earn the money, rather than looking for handouts (see items 1-4).
7. Get some of the best (usually older) strippers to teach the others how to be good strippers. From customer service, to lap dancing skills, to just making guys feel wonderful about parting with their cash, a skillful stripper can rake in serious cash from even the stingiest customers. I'm a fairly stingy customer, but there are some strippers who know how to dress, how to act, how to smell, how to whisper in your ear, how to stroke you just right, that you want to hand over your entire wallet when you're done. And those are the girls who you see in your dreams days later, and make you hop in the car and drive back again and again.
8. And this will piss off the entire forum, but I don't give a fuck...Dancers are not allowed to spend more than, say, 1/2 hour with any one customer (see item 2). That is one of the most frustrating aspects of many strip club visits. You've got 10 guys waiting on this one hot dancer who is sitting with this freakin' loser for hours at a time. It's just wrong.
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