refusing a LP

I didn't know they still made LP's.

What you said or just "No Thanks" and smile.

If other dancers are unhappy, that's their issue. You were properly polite.

I simply say "No thanks" - it is a business after all and you are simply making a purchasing decision. If you say "maybe later" you are just inviting them to come back later and make you uncomfortable for a second time.

When I say "Not right now, but check back with me in a while", they seldom check back because they find somebody else to dance with and then somebody else and by then I'm ready to say Yes, but only fuglies are circulating....

Just be honest and say no thanks or let them know your waiting for someone else.

didn't we already have this conversation before?

and what's an LP

I've used variations of the following with a head tilt & smile.

"I'm good thanks though."
"In a little bit just got here."
"If you see me here by myself in the next hour come on over." + Unique Tip

In addition to saying "No thank you," I add to that, "But thanks for coming by."

Overheard from drunk in next booth, "Get lost, bitch!" Not cool. What the hell did he come in for?

1.maybe later
2.i have no money

I bought an 8 track but I don't have a tape deck for it

I even had a 4 track in my car at one time.

* LD

If you don't want to dance with the girl now, I usually say I am waiting for someone else. However, there are a few fugly dancers at my normal watering hole that continue to come up to me asking for dances when I have refused them every single time. I have wanted to say essentially, "sorry, you aren't my type" and a few times have thought of saying "I don't dance with fugly women" but instead I generally say "No thanks" as I don't need the drama or some stripper's boyfriend of pimp meeting me outside the club with a baseball bat. The unfortunate thing is that you really need to be careful as some of these girls are fucking nuts.

I say "no thanks",but try and follow up with something like "your perfume is nice" or "I like your shoes." They leave with a smile and all is good.

There is nothing a stripper hates to hear more is "maybe later." 80% of guys who say it, mean to say "no." But 20% of those guys really want you to come back later and some of them will get pissed if you don't. Every stripper I've ever met, HATES the "maybe later," with fervent passion. The only thing I can think of that's worse is "I have no money." Dude! Then why did you come to the club? To stare my tits on stage and not tip, not buy a drink. Only assholes come to stripclubs with no money, expecting a free show. The best thing you can say is "No thank you." Your not stringing her along. Your not going to waste her time later, if she feels obligated to come back. Your not going to annoy her. We love a simple no thank you. Some above stated that he added "But, thanks for coming buy." That dude is a gentlemen and know exactly how to handle such a situation. There are lots of things to say. Just don't say "Maybe later," or "I have no $" (I'm sorry to the guy who liked both of these. Your cool. Lots of guys say these thing, so your not alone. The reason that dancers hate these 2 statements is because they both are rude, in our minds and we hear them all the time). Don't say "only if I can touch your pussy," or "I'm waiting for that hot girl," either.