Wet pants

OK money23, I'll take the stand (without an attorney)!

Rarely will I bust a nut in a SC. If I do, I carry a handkerchief for that sole purpose, to keep my clothes clean. Use your imagination about placing the handkerchief. Other times, I haven't had to worry, for the dancer kept the "NUT" from spreading so to speak.

My main problem in the club while getting a dance is that Mr Happy tends to continuously "leak", creating "DAMP" areas on the trousers. That's why I wear black trousers. The dancers often feel the dampness on their bare skin (ask Cyn) but there's not much they can do until after the dance.

You mentioned: "I mean after all, isn't getting off kind of why you want a dance in the first place?" - - - In my opinion, that is not true. There may be a few who have this concept, but I believe the majority of us go to SCs for the fun and excitement of seeing or being with beautiful dancers.

Embarrassment at a strip club?? I don't see how that's possible.

But no, I've never come in my pants. If I had had a lapdance when I was about 16 I might have lost it, but I learned early on that stamina is better than shooting your load prematurely. At a strip club, I like to keep the rush going.

A big DITTOS on chandler's comments. Go for the rush at the club!

Embarrassment in a strip club is possible. Take the time that I was tipping a stripper on stage, She grabbed hold of my shorts and pulled them down to my ankles. I was commando. She screamed and about 30 dancers and customers got a 2 second look at Mr. Happy, while I was pulling them up. I was not embarrassed but she sure was. She was face down on the floor trying to hide a red face and kept saying "I'm sorry". I wish I could remember her name or what she looked like but she avoided me the rest of that night. MagicRat was there with me to witness it.

As far as messy pants goes. That does not bother me. I always were black nylon shorts and a T-shirt not tucked in. When I go to my favorite club I always want to make a night of it. Not bust a nut on the first lap dance. I have stayed ITC for up to 12 hours nonstop but my usual stay now is around 6 hours. I cannot remember the last time I busted a nut simply from grinding. But I am sure that I have and I know that I have come close a lot of times. Sometimes I have to ask a dancer to chill a little as I don't want to leave soon. When I am ready to call it a night, I like to find one of my favorites that I know for sure will give me that HJ or better. Some times I screw up and wait to long and all of my favorites have left. Then it is back to the hotel room and booze.

Well, when it happens it is only because both I and the dancer wanted it to happen so what's to be embarrassed about?

One vote for never had it happen IN my pants, no matter what kind they were.

No embarrassment - sometimes it's just the wild feline - I've had to change my pants...shirt too actually...courtesy of my enthusiastic lap dancer - every girl is a new experience...some are pretty hot and wet.

Not Once In A While - Every time. I take precautions to make sure it doesn't mess up my clothes. I'm there to get off, not get Blue-Balls. I can't imagine leaving one of these places with a stiff dick after spending upwards of $100 - What was the point of being there?

Condoms are the best protection against wetness but I just usually line the inside of the shorts with paper towels to catch it. Why am I doing this? Because there are virtually no hookers left in New York City. Herr Rudolph Giuliani drove them all out by 2001 - Only HE was allowed to have a picece of trim on the side. That particular trim is currently his third wife (and counting).

But I'm just wondering - To all of those guys who have a beautiful girl rubbing her tits all over you, not wearing any clothes, grinding you right on top of your Johnson, and often grabbing your shaft and working it right through your clothes - Why DIDN'T you come? What's wrong with you? ;)

I've already said why don't I come in my pants from a lapdance. I don't want to, and I'm not a premie.

When and if you fuck a girl, do you come after four minutes?

There are clubs that are more show clubs and then there are the come and go bars where you come and then go. Depending on what I'm looking for decides where to go. If I'm going with friends I tend to avoid the chances of embarrassing myself. I dont care if the girls find out, thats what they tend to make happen and some of them even encourage it. Dark pants are the best way to avoid the walk of shame and carrying a change of clothes in the car is a good plan as well. Eliminates coming home smelling of smoke and nut.

For me it depends on the dancer. If a dancer is highmileage then I probably would expect her to make me cum, but if she is not so "naughty" then I wouldn't expect anything out of her. A low mileage or medium mileage dancer would probably take offense to it.

Depends entirely on the club and the girl. It's what some clubs are all about and is expected. And clearly some girls see that as their objective. I try not to have any expectations when I go to a club, and just take what comes (no pun intended.)

I love getting a nut during a lapper. It doesn't happen often for me, and sometimes I go to a strip club without the intention of getting it. Sometimes, however, I decide through the course of the night, "Heck, I'ma gunna go fer it" if the right girl and setting and context and "feeling" in my head are there. So, I use a loose condom -- Inspiral brand is designed to have loose pockets which slide up and down your dick rather than cling to it, and is pre-lubricated on the inside. I love 'em. As close to a pussy as you can have wrapped around your dick without opening up your zipper.

Now, if she's the sort of girl who would indeed open that zipper, then I'm going to be choosing entirely different tactics in order to take advantage of the situation ...

I used to all the time, but I don't anymore, and that makes me sad because that indicates a "been there, done that" tolerance that desensitizes me to the feelings I once had. Nowadays we have to go further for me to give the sweetest release.

Every single time it happens the girl at the very least plays it cool. My most memorable lap dances are the ones where she responds to my pud by kissing me on the cheek. :) I'm only ashamed if the club is bright enough for other people to notice my accident. I really don't care about the stain in my pants, but I don't want the other customers, especially the guys, staring and pointing and laughing.

Never. A lot of times, I'll pre-cum when a good dancer hits my sweet spot and gets me going, but I've never lost it completely unless the girl went the extra mile by giving me a BJ, HJ, or FS.

LOL@igiveup! Your experience would have been an embarrasement to me, unless I had a big old woody, then I would have left my shorts down and proudly displaced Mr Happy! :-)

99Intrepid - Why DIDN'T you come? What's wrong with you? - - - some of us "older foggies" have developed stamina!

Book Guy - "Heck, I'ma gunna go fer it" - - - Christ! I'm finally glad to see BG loosening up with the lingo! :-)

Now, how about the reverse? How many times has your "pants go wet" from the dancer, grinding her nice wet 'snatch' over Mr Happy or over your leg? Her 'juices' usually aren't apparent until you walk outside (during the day) or into a lighted area (at night). This has happened numerous times to me. No spouse or g/f to worry about, so I just wash them up & get ready for the next visit.

Happy, it happened to me just once, in the VIP room of the Crazy Horse Saloon in Atlanta. Where I just did a review from last night. She was grinding on me totally nude and then got this strange look on her face. I asked "Whats wrong?" She points to the front of my nylon shorts and says "Sorry but it happens some times". We continued with our VIP session but when it came to a close, I had not cum but the wet on my pants had dried and now was a line of white on black pants. I just walked normally out of the club unembarrassed.

I almost always wear a Polo shirt that I leave hanging out - it may look sloppy but covers up a lot of mistakes.

Snail tracks from women ... not uncommon, especially if the pants aren't 100% cotton or similarly absorbent.

I like to leave a little lighter than when I entered a club too, sometimes theres no way of having the 'freedom' to 'let it fly' or cover it w/a condom. I like to wear a dark pair of pants and a long shirt. a few of the girls understand this and work it for you...others just dance. I tend to avoid the low mileage places and have spent more time (And money) in the fuller service establishments.

Freakiest thing I ever did in a club...got a BBHJ from a girl who offered a BBBJ (I declined) and she licked my stomach clean.

First let me apologize to anyone who may have mis-read me - I was kidding when I said "What's Wrong With you?" (See the wink-smiley at the end of my post?).

The truth is - I think To Cum Forth or Not to Cum Forth is a decision each of us makes as an individual. Since inexpensive trim is no longer available in NYC SCs the next-best thing. For me personally, to drop $80 - $150 per night and go home with a painful hard-on is unthinkable.

I wear dark pants with my shirt outside and try to climax whenever possible. The dark pants and outside shirt hide the results and I drive straight home to shower and change.

I usually have to wait a bit before I go home. Drying and all.

The first time this happened to me was about an hour after I left an AMP, where I got fs. On my way home I stopped by a club that is known for high mileage. I got a lapdance from some girl I had never seen before, and her ass fit my crotch perfectly, so I kept getting dances. After about four dances I started feeling like, no way can this chick get me off from just a lapdance, but I let her keep going just to see, and soon I blew a huge one in my pants. She turned around, smiled, and said "Oh well, what can I say". Of course I went back to see her several times with the same result. After that I make a point to find a dancer that will finish me by grinding if I am at a non extras club. Some of the girls seem proud of themselves, and if I am going to drop a hundred bucks I better get something for it. Sometimes I tell the girl I want them to finish me, and they go for it intentionally, other times I just play it cool, and I dont even think the girl knows it.

When this happens to me, and like others I use the dark pants, polo shirt, hankerchief setup. I'll normally tell the girl; "I'm done" and tip well. I had one dancer ask me what do you mean your done? (was like 1/2 way thru 3rd song or something, and I clarified my remark that I came. She said "thats discusting" jumps off myt lap and walker over to the bouncer in the room" who said, thats $75 for the "lady" (I think 3 dances there were $55. And escorted me out. This is a place that does a pretty hard hands on grind, what do these girls expect?
I think I;m doing the right thing by advising them of the situation before it soakes thru. I'll never go back to that place again.

It's always funny to me, when dancers think that the whole "I work in a strip club" thing doesn't include things having to do with human male sexuality. Cracks me up.

I remember one web-board discussion (not here at TUSCL, I don't think -- but it might have been) about Mons Venus in Tampa, if I remember correctly. Guy A was talking about getting a boner and really liking the grind that Girl B was giving him, when Girl C chimes in "That is so DISGUSTING." About an erection. A regular dancer at the Mons Venus in Tampa wanted her customers to do without erections during lap dances? Geeeeee ZUS H KEEE rist!

first time it happened to me I kinda freaked out. Did not know how to handle it. Boy, it just got worst. After I came she decided she wanted my shirt untucked and she saw a stain. "DID YOU COME?" ugg. "You owe me my 'come tip'." Quick tip and exit stage right!

since then, every once in a while. dark pants and such.

I have a few times. The napkin in my pants works ok. The girls expect it. And encourage it. Thats why we go! A little embarrassing but I don't know why after just looking at 3 pages of posters.

I find the strippers response interesting, amusing and far-fetched - "You mean....I've had your hardon up my ass for the past 15 minutes, I've been massaging it to music, and Oh MY GOD you actually CAME??"

Really now...those are the real hookers in the room, just looking to squeeze out a few more drops....of extra money. And happily I've rarely come across any of them...