Comments by whatevergong82

Great review, especially since this is the first time I've posted in over a year.

I think Player11 means Piece of Pussy.

Player11, you've had better luck than me in the Houston area when I'm in the area. I can't seem to find the POP when I want it. When I moved near Houston 5 years ago, I had to beat off all the hottie model looking, high quality POP with a stick since it was coming out of the woodwork. And the girls back then would out and out ask if you wanted to play with them (starting with CBJ and/or BBBJ and ending with CFS) right before the dance for around $150, and they would deliver!! I only had one ROB in that time. But, with the LE crackdowns in some of the clubs, the ones I used to get POP have left the scene, and the ones that do play don't know me well, so that kills any chance of fun until they can know and trust me.

1. I try the ATF first, to see if she's interested. If she isn't, then it's time to get a new ATF. gatorfan's right though, some days you can get the tail just like breathing, other times, you ain't gonna get any. 2. See gatorfan comment #2 3. Everything's relative, so I live in the now.

When I was in college, I first started going out to strip clubs, and that shocked some of my college classmates when a couple of them found out, who thought of me in those days as kind of a prude, if not a virgin (which I wasn't, since I have been around the block a few times--I just don't brag about which girl I nailed). I first went for the eye candy/contact, because I loved that along with some good stripper music, but now, I go to see if I can get extras. I got a taste of extras (with a condom--I'm not crazy) a little over 5 years ago, and I'm now hooked. If the club isn't offering extras, its crossed off my list.

No to tramp stamps!! A woman's body (or man's for that matter) will get enough mileage on it by living your life as you please. I don't need something that can cause Hepatitis or HIV in the long run to validate that I'm worthwhile, handsome, etc. The only mark I have on my body is called an birth mark, and that's as close to putting any ink on my body I'll ever do.

American strippers (and regular everyday women) could learn a thing or two from Brazilian women, like how to be sexy, how to dance in a club, and how to please a man. It wouldn't hurt to think of sex as fun and pleasing, instead of being a chore like a lot of women I've met in the last few years.

Younger, but preferably between the ages of 23-30, young enough to still be pretty, old enough to know the ropes and how to please a guy's crotch. I've had some mid 20's dancers that allowed everything between them and myself, which included the Extras Menu (one was a Hispanic cutie, about 26, nice rack, firm ass, body overall a Girl Next Door 8, and liked to play!! Shame that she moved on after a year. That was some of the best ITC and OTC fun I've ever had) and some older ones that didn't offer the Full Menu, but at least knew how to make sure you left happy.

I scored some hard liquor for one hot dancer one time, and she repaid the favor by giving me two extra dances for each one that I paid for (the old 2 for one deal). Since she was hot, and her dances just as much, I was her errand boy for about 3 months, until she moved on (or quit, as it is in jobs like stripping).

I've been to a few, even including some massage parlors that made sure your little man got extra (wink, wink) attention. The only issue with brothels I have is that it's like a meat market to me, unless you're in one of the Asian Massage parlors, where they're evidently taught to always say 'thank you' and give you some refreshments after they got done having sex with you. Some strip clubs in the past I went to also dabbled in extra activities, but I won't consider them brothels, unless it was one of the ones mentioned in the main Review section that was well known for Extras of the sexual kind being available for a reasonable price, with plenty of eye candy willing to get you laid without any hassles or high markup. Whenever I went to Houston a few years back, nearly half of the Strip Clubs offered some sexual activity in the club, or out of it if the dancer knew you well enough, but LE has cracked down on that (darn!!) so you have to search far and wide if you want some extra fun in that town.

Clubbing allowed me to interact with hot, beautiful women and not be afraid of them. Clubbing also allowed me to find out what the terms 'Extras','ITC' and 'OTC' meant, LOL!! Clubbing also allowed me to be able to talk to my ATF of the moment, after hours. I've enjoyed my time with topless clubs, and feel it has made me appreciate the exotic dancers more as people, and they in turn, 90% of the time usually make my dick feel a whole lot better with their dances. :-)

If the girl is hot, somewhat friendly, and the prices reasonable (Around $150 or less for the Main Menu- and I've had CFS for $100 with a 7 1/2 dancer) then Extras are allowed. I don't mind doing extras in the club if time permits, but I expect to eventually do some OTC activity with the dancer if she wants more fun with me in the future.

1- Slapping her ass. What's up with that?? 2- Licking her tits. I'd rather be sucking on them, thank you. 3- The dancer getting up out of your lap as you're about to cum during the lap dance. You got Mr. Happy feeling mighty good, and you're not finishing the deed?? 4- Talking dirty. If we're not doing anything extra related, then don't do the porn act. I've seen awful porn flicks from actresses that have more range than your lame acting skills. 4-

Nov. 10, 2006 Copyright © Las Vegas Review-Journal SUPREME COURT DECISION: Sin City lap dances lose some sin Some say ruling makes acts illegal By DAVID MCGRATH SCHWARTZ and ED VOGEL REVIEW-JOURNAL CAPITAL BUREAU CARSON CITY -- At the very least, you'll have to get your Las Vegas lap dances without any fondling or caressing. That's the result of a Nevada Supreme Court decision handed down Thursday that imposes conditions on that staple of strip club activity. The two sides in the case have differing views of the decision's effect. A lawyer for exotic dancers and a civil libertarian said the ruling essentially makes lap dances illegal in Las Vegas. Not so, city of Las Vegas officials said as they gave the green light for grinding inside city limits. In a 5-2 decision, the Supreme Court upheld the Las Vegas ordinance that prohibits exotic dancers from fondling or caressing patrons with the intent to sexually arouse. It prevents customers from doing the same to dancers. In the decision, Justice Nancy Becker said the city ordinance was intended to prohibit lap dancing. Fourteen dancers had been given misdemeanor citations by Las Vegas police for violating the ordinance. The acts included rubbing breasts against patrons' faces and grinding buttocks into patrons' groins, according to the ruling. The strippers challenged the city's ordinance, and a District Court judge found the law to be unconstitutionally vague and overbroad. Thursday's ruling, though, said that patrons and dancers are clearly aware of the meaning of terms like "fondle" and "caress" and that such conduct is prohibited in Las Vegas strip clubs. "The public hearings surrounding the enactment (of the city ordinance) make clear that the ordinance was intended to prevent conduct such as lap dances and other sexually explicit touching," Becker wrote in the majority opinion. But City Attorney Brad Jerbic said lap dances are still legal. "The ordinance never banned lap dancing, and the decision by the Supreme Court doesn't ban lap dancing," he said. He said dancers and patrons would be breaking the law if they were fondling or caressing. It would be tough for most dancers to make a living without lap dances, said the women at Glitter Gulch on the Fremont Street Experience. A dancer who identified herself only as Chrissy said lap dances make up 75 percent of her income. She admitted some touching goes on -- "It's for your balance, mostly" -- and said it would be tough to convince men to cough up $35 for a private room dance if their was a separation. "Who would want to pay for something that you could see on the stage show?" she said, motioning to a gyrating colleague working a pole. Her friend, who would not give her name, said that before she came to Las Vegas three years ago, she worked in Oregon. That state did not allow dancers to touch patrons but did allow them to be fully nude and allowed` the establishments to serve alcohol, she said. In most cases in the Las Vegas Valley, only topless clubs can serve alcohol. "This is considered Sin City, and if Oregon is more sinful than we are, that's weird," she said. The city had considered instituting a "no-touch" rule but decided in favor of a more permissive ordinance. Jonathan Powell, one of the lawyers who represented strippers who challenged the ordinance, said the logical conclusion of the decision is that lap dancing is now prohibited in Las Vegas. Powell said the dancers, including one named Fanny Li and one named Michelle Admire, are considering their options, such as asking for a rehearing or taking the case to the federal court. The ordinance does not give police, patrons and dancers enough guidance about what type of conduct is prohibited in strip clubs, he said. "In these cases, the patron can be just as liable as the dancer," he said. "But the patron is never charged. We do not think that is fair." Allen Lichtenstein, general counsel for the American Civil Liberties Union of Nevada, said that if he had a client who was a stripper, he would advise her that lap dancing is illegal in city limits. "Very clearly, this ruling says the ordinance is designed to prohibit lap dancing. It says lap dancing is illegal in this law, and this law is constitutional," Lichtenstein said. Neither he nor the ACLU was involved in this case. He added that he believed the city's law is unconstitutional. "The fact that we're even having this discussion indicates that this really is vague," he said. The ruling would have no impact on Clark County's ordinance, which, unlike the city ordinance, goes into sometimes graphic detail about what erotic dancers are or are not allowed to do. For example, it says that dancers "may allow their clothed anus, pubic region and genitals to make contact with a patron's leg(s), excluding the patron's feet." In its ruling Thursday, the court threw out a January 2005 decision by District Judge Sally Loehrer, who ruled that the city ordinance was unconstitutional because it was vague and overbroad. Loehrer contended that the ordinance was not clear enough for police "to know what is allowable and what is not." Becker noted the ordinance provides an "adequate standard" for police in determining if the law is being violated.

I'm surprised that no one has mentioned the fact if you wear a condom, that will usually prevent the cum from getting onto your pants. Of course, some dancers dance so hard that the rubber sometimes gets off your dick, and you cum in your pants anyway. I always get dances at the club I frequent with a raincoat, so that helps keep my dry cleaning costs down. Also, the strippers at the clubs I go to has as their SOP (Standard Operating Procedure) to give friction dances, with the intent to make you nut in your pants. The dancers that I get know this, and make sure that you're enjoying their dances. After all, as one girl said, "If you don't cum, we don't get paid."

If you're ever in Houston, with the fun that can be had from the dancers in that town, then the answer is NO!! Whenever I was in Houston, I'd end up offered everything up to and including FS on a chair or couch without being in the VIP, with Outside the Club (OTC) Take-out options as well. And, you didn't have to be well known to get the action!! Many times, I had just met the dancer, and she gave me her Menu without any prompting from me whatsoever!! LOL!! :-)

I love lap dances as well, especially when the dancer is happily grinding her pussy on my crotch without stopping (as long as the $$ lasts-- LOL) but whenever I'm in a town that has dancers as obliging and fun like the ones in Houston, Texas, well, I'll do what any straight guy would do: I'd take them up on their services.

Also note that there is a turnover in the number/quality of girls at Treasures. Basically, just tip the waitress during the afternoon shift, ask her for your type of dream girl, and watch as she'll usually deliver the type of stripper you're thinking of. Also, if you stay by the dark couches, especially in the daytime, and make sure that they will initiate the kind of dance/extra that you want (don't forget to negotiate!!!), then that should take care of all of your dancer problems. In that club, if you're not at least leaving the club after awhile with your dick having been extremely satisfied by a dancer's grinding on it while letting you suck on tits and fondle her ass, then you're either a jerk, smelly, or you don't like women. :-)

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For me, I'd say for the perfect stripper has to have at least b cup tits(I prefer natural, but have no aversion to fakes, as long as they're done nicely), have an ass that is very fit and firm (the size can be from a small butt all the way to J-Lo's), abs muscled and tighter than a barrel, nice long hair, and a personality and mind that doesn't mind talking to the customer, or having fun dancing (after all, we're there to get lap dances, even if she is very interesting and is intelligent.) While she is doing her lap dancing, she doesn't mind if you're sucking on her tits, feeling the butt, and kissing everything but the no fly zone regions in the front and back of her body. Some dancers at certain clubs just want you to sit there while they're grinding on your cock, and they wonder why they're not making any money like the dancers at clubs in places like Florida or Texas, for example. Would also prefer that she's been in the business at least 2 years or more, because the dancers that have worked that long usually know how to give the nastier dances I like (the legal ones, not the extras). If she does extras (if I'm in the mood for them, which I'm usually not), she does it in a way discreetly that doesn't get her in trouble, or causes an incident for either of us.

I've tasted some of the delights of the strip club scene in Houston, Texas recently while traveling in Texas, and I can attest to this fact: the dancers know beforehand that you're here to have fun and that you're going to cum, and they work hard to make sure you get that well deserved boner. Some other dancers, I've found, if you tip them appropriately, will either give you a solid hand job to 'finish the deal', or suck on your manhood (to make you more happy), or have sex [in a discreet way, so a) not to attract attention and b) after they've been with you long enough to confirm that you're not LE. ] I like the fact that most of the clubs in this area can let you have, if you have the money, time, and the hookup, all the pleasures that a man could ask for.

casualguy, I have the same disease with the big tits!! :-)

If I find the dancer hot, and she'll work hard dancing on my dick, I'll partake in her giving me some tongue. Most of the time, I'll pass on doing any Frenching whatsoever, preferring instead to suck on her tits.

A little off topic here, but does anyone even like baseball anymore?? I've gotten to the point that I want the Yankees, Red Sox, Cardinals, etc. to just play the post season and be done with it. I used to like it a lot, but with the same type of teams winning all the time (high roller markets), I've lost interest. BTW, I'll watch basketball or football before I'd sit down for a baseball game. Baseball puts me to sleep.

Unless you live in Texas(Dallas or Houston usually) or some other part of the country in which you can get extras (under the table and otherwise) you can forget it. Most dancers in other places would a) slap you and call security or b) scam you out of $$.