"Wild Goose" Chases

Have any of you ever been sent out of a club, on a mission requested by the dancer that you are spending time? Typically, these errands are late in the night, or early in the morning and you are operating with a serious buzz from all that you've had to drink, and you are thinking that you are close to scoring big with this girl. All at once she asks you to do something for her. How can you say "no"? It adds to the experience when you are unfamiliar to the area and have no clue where you are going, and have no business driving in the first place. I'm thinking the people that work at the more common errand destinations must laugh about us PLs that come in on our designated tasks. "Hey, look! Here comes another asshole from that club!" I think the first time this happened to me, I was at what is now called Scores O'Hare in Chicago and was having a fun time with a really hot blonde. It was getting late and I was about to leave because I was almost out of money. She said if I would walk across the street and get her a "pizza puff", she would give me a free dance for my efforts. I fell for it. It turned out that the place was across a VERY busy intersection and down the road about two blocks. It was also freezing out and I NEVER wear a coat inside a club. To make things worse, she had a tongue stud, and I was drunk and could not understand what the heck she wanted me to get her. After asking her to repeat it about four times, I finally said "Ohhh! Okay", even though I STILL wasn't sure what it was called. When I went inside the restaurant, I tried to say it phonetically - came out something like "Pete's Pup". After the guy at the counted looked at me blankly, he chuckled and said "do you mean Pizza Puff?" To this day, my friend that was with me that night and was waiting back at the club never lets me live down that night and the errand that I ran. Yes, I DID get a free dance, and it was probably worth it. From the Hugger in Kokomo, I've made many a late night trip to Steak-n-Shake to buy something for various assorted dancers over the year. Also made a run to a local steakhouse for a steak dinner for two dancers one night. From Silk-N-Lace (indy), I made a run to Taco Bell for my prev-ATF, and also ended up getting a carton cigs for her (she asked for a pack, but being the nice guy that I am...)