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What is your favorite type of food to have in the strip club? I'm thinkin' and I'm thinkin' 'til the nothin' I ain't thunk... And I think that if I started a strip club that served food it would be Klingon…
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I heard that SassyBecca is blowing homeless dudes, swallowing their cum, and paying them. She does this 'cos she's like Robin Hood. She takes money from rich investment bankers in the club (where she sucks cock and drinks cum for…
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Mr Moose, I know you are getting bored with the stripper BS...but you need to go out with a blaze of glory! Sit down and try to channel the Juiceman my brother. He'll, just copy and paste some of Juice's…
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So did any of you pervoids call CourtneyBCS. SassyBecca... You should call. See if you can get a trip to NYC to discuss being a sexy Asian extras girl. Your family doesn't know. Nor does your husband. And you don't…
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The recent discussions about JJ Trek made me think about what the best Trek was. Trek is so coo-el (with a capital COO and a capital EL) that it is hard to pick the best, but here goes: 1. Next Gen.…
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Though I agree with much of what has been said on the previous Star Trek discussion -- JJ Trek is not Star Trek -- I think we should try to find some good in everything. So what is the good…
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Wow...I got some major hostility from Monsieur Draques latest sock puppet (LittleWimpyJohn69). What do you think makes that whack-a-loon act the way he does? My theories, along with assessments of the likelihood they are correct, are: 1. This is some sort…
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Have any of my fellow pervoids used the iPhone burner app? (http://burnerapp.com) There is apparently an android version too. Could be helpful for those pervoids who want a little untraceability...
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You know...our Juicebro is a real chameleon. Everything from whacked out living like late '60 Lou Reed ('cept with KFC somewhere in the story) to beautiful poetry. I think we should all pause for a moment and thank Mr. J…
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I think we should have a new acronym for LDK style, but it shouldn't be CIP. No, my brothers, it should be JIT for "jizz in trousers". Captures the off the wall but genteel nature of our LDK bro. I…
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Monsieur Moose recently posted a question that boiled down to the best way to deal with our least favorite turd in the punchbowl. Yep, that is correct: Drac-a-doodle-Doo-dude. I asserted that I blocked him in a relatively civil post. What then…
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We had a nice discussion about ATM recently. I have to admit I disagree with tumblingdude's comment about cuts with cleaning one's member in between. Good ATM should have no cuts between removing the penis from the anus and putting…
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Did you ever notice how some old white dudes are all into using stupid hood lingo like "shizzle"? WTF is up with that? They think they are major dudes but they are actually JIVE TURKEYS!! I think we should all post…
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Any of my twisted brethren offer a prayer to Odin when you club on hump day? I certainly do!
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Monsieur Bullwinkle gots me ta thankin' 'bout those little thangs that make certain clubs special. And not in the "rides the short bus" kind of way. You may not be able to describe the "je ne sais quoi" you perceive…
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Let's all try to be positive and talk 'bout the coolest amongst us. None o' the dipshit hall o' fame (not dissin' those who started that shizzle...just tryin' to bring some positivity!). Rules...no self nominations. Self nominatin' be douche-a-rific. Don't…
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In the spirit of prolonging 4/20 let's talk some crazy shizzle...what superheroines would you most like to see stripping? Number 1 for me is Power Girl. Those titties be the bomb. A 500 megaton bomb. Fuck, they're the Motherfucking Tsar Bomba!…
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I'm using a super secret Dick Nixon decoder ring naming scheme to call out our least favorite turd in the punchbowl. This way only the geniuses amongst us will be able to suss out the person to whom I'm referring... I…
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Like ol' Dalex-dude, I think I need a short sabbatical. But not from all o' y'all. Most o' you folks be solid citizens. But we have one major turd in the punch bowl here. Specifically, there be a crazy dude…
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The groovy names on the previous post 'bout the StripperHerder blog got me thinking... What are the worst possible stripper names vs those that are just kind of stupid. Here are my thoughts -- sort into horrible vs stupid and…
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I just received an insightful PM regarding a potential extension of our discussion yesterday about supra-luminal neutrinos. If you remember, my TUSCL men of letters, I made an assertion regarding the existence of a remarkable construct I called G-string theory,…
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Every few days to a week or so somebody posts starts some thread 'bout folks they have on ignore. You know what everybody should do? Post their ignore list. But do it in CODE!!! There is nothin' funnier than a…
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Alas, our bud Juiceman (pbuh) is posting less and less. But it is hard to find somebody to step up and help fill the void in our lives. Juice brings so much to us...bizarre non sequiturs, stories 'bout KFC &…
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Much as I enjoy the LARFS I get from reading some o' the crazy shizzle folks post on here, a serious question occurs... Has the strip club scene improved anywhere in the country in the past 10 years? Just thinking...as recently as…
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An amazingly hot blonde there was. Ten she was, easily. To get private dance I decided. BBBJCIM she gave. Then a disturbance in the force I felt. Near to Darth Alucard I must be. Yes. Yes. Landed in Toledo I…
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