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C'mon Juicebro. There is new shit on the board. Drac-bro is back bro! Drac, we were worried about you. There was even speculation that you had left this moral coil. But I said "no, Drac ain't dead...that crazy undead SOB is…
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...who will take over for TUSCL's resident Wile E. Coyote? Since Monsieur Draques is missing in action (and no jokes about death...not funny...we can call a YUSCL-bro a fucking idiot to their face but no jokin' 'bout death) who will step…
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Rick's post about his seriously fucked up favorite made me wonder about the point at which one should decide to stop contributing to to problems of a stripper. We all know the reality -- nice, well-adjusted girls stripping to pay…
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Check this shit out: video.xnxx.com/video171970/24yo_virgin_fuck_pornstar Level with us. Which of you guys are in this video. Juicebro...is this you showing your sensitive side? No...no fried chicken or cucumbers. Player11? No. Even if you only do it with a middle aged crack whore…
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Now that we've had a short burst of "appalling" behavior here at TUSCL, let's talk about some genuinely appalling behavior: http://www.salon.com/2013/07/07/“why_did_you_shoot_me_i_was_reading_a_book_the_new_warrior_cop_is_out_of_control/ We've de facto sanctioned turning police into goon squads in America. The 4th amendment is becoming meaningless (can't get a warrant?…
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Interesting that Cambydude bitches at me for starting ONE thread, acts like a dick, won't answer my simple question about how hard it is to skip topics that don't interest him (yes...I'm now doing TWO threads today...totally "clogging the toilet"),…
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Let me tell you folks...It is sad to be demoted to Juice sockpuppet. Don't get me wrong -- I'm a proud member of the Juice Crew. That dude makes me laugh 'til chocolate milk comes out my nose (though only…
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It would be coo-el to see how we'll SassyBecca's wisdom aligns with Duo's... How do you react when... 1. Juicebro, obviously trippin' balls on a mixture of cough syrup, LSD, crack, and yoo-hoo, begins to have a vision o' the LORD when…
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Perhaps my Miami brethren can clue me in, but I recently met up with a chick who claimed to work at Tootsies when I was on the road. The claim she made was that a real balls to the wall…
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I b A pImP dAdDy BUT not AS coo-EL as MACGMC 'cos DAT dude B a MAJOR pimp-A-roo! So Macdude, did ya get the text from Kara. She is a really powerful girl ya know. Some folks actually tell me that…
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Let's all welcome our Juicebro back! C'mon Juice, tell us of yo' adventures. We're you starting a porn site with a produce theme? Ass salad...sort of like ass smoothie, any the girls get salad fixings up their ass and the…
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Where exactly is brother Juice? Is he on a vision quest, awaiting new instructions from the LORD? Is he livin' in a van down by the river? Did he smoke too much crack and get all whack? Has he been band?…
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1977 AMC Gremlin! That thing looks like a Star Trek shuttle pod my bros. Discuss....
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Boys and (boys pretending to be) girls... Just say no to streetwalkers my friends. LDK shows excellent restraint (ain't illegal to jizz in yo' trousers my brother and it doesn't spread STDs, so you jizz in yo' pants all you want…
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Ever decide to go jack it on 69th street in your home town? Just go out with a tub of KY and have at it on the sidewalk? If not, you should try. Especially if you name rhymes with Aluschmard or…
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I hear that there is "Project Cadmus" run by the ATF or IRS or something. The are buying up all of the ammo and guns and I think they plan to do something with our DNA. Any of you guys…
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How many of you pervoids have a second monger phone so the wifeal unit doesn't know what you're doing? Prepaid? Have any of you used privacy apps on your smart phone? I'd like to do the privacy app but don't…
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What you have just seen is a demonstration of our emergency flame war system. Juice an I are still buds...right bud? This has only been a test, intended to delight and amuse. Well...it amused us and that's what counts!
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Then lifted I up mine eyes, and looked, and, behold, there came out two women, and the wind was in their wings; for they had wings like the wings of a stork: and they lifted up the ephah between the…
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Juicedude... The devil has been whispering som seriously fucked up shit. In the latest chapter of the gospel of Juice you claimed Hawkgirl was real and super sexy but that Ms. Marvel was not real and was drawn as…
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Wow...just wow! Somebody must be off their meds. I have some helpful advice for Monsieur Draques: 1. Sir, don't self medicate sir! Sir, keep your instinct to eschew illegal drugs intact. Is that ok, sir? 2. Sir, please identify a doctor who…
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What superpowers do you get as part of the Juice crew? I'm considering a formal join. You see...I'm kind of like Batman. He never formally joined the Justice League because he is a brooding loner type. But Batman also did…
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Coo-el TUSCL contributor and generally nice dude! Discussion?
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When he is getting a really good BBBJ?
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What is the furthest you've ever travelled to a strip club? So I was thinkin' and thinkin' 'til the weren't nothin' I ain't thunk and I said to myself, "self, strip clubs on Yoda's homeworld, do you think they have, hmmm?" So…
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