Step up your game Ad...sabbatical redux

I'm using a super secret Dick Nixon decoder ring naming scheme to call out our least favorite turd in the punchbowl. This way only the geniuses amongst us will be able to suss out the person to whom I'm referring...

I get a PM yesterday from somebody who signed up April 2013 stating "Your[sic] smoking hot." I would, of course, agree with that (other than the poor grammar...pseudo-Ebonics be funny as shizzle but there ain't no excuse for confounding "your/you're"). It then goes on for a short and rather pointless sentence fragment or two. Who do we all know who writes sad little statements in PMs to folks he doesn't like? Could that psycho have been sad enough to have set up a sock puppet account in a pointless attempt to get my goat?

Ad, I'm not ignoring you out of hatred. I've put you on ignore to make you better troll. A troll of sufficient intelligence that you can give us all LULZ. All I can say is "step up yo' game BOY!"