Like ol' Dalex-dude, I think I need a short sabbatical. But not from all o' y'all. Most o' you folks be solid citizens. But we have one major turd in the punch bowl here. Specifically, there be a crazy dude writin' on da TUSCL that be incessantly PMing folks dat be tellin' jokes. An' dis particular folk be gettin' tired o' dat dude so he be announcin' a highly specific sabbatical!
I am taking this sabbatical not to criticize per se, but to challenge the little Eric Cartman of our sandbox to STEP UP HIS GAME. I'm not offended by PMs. I'm offended by and tired of STUPID PMs. If I'm going to be threatened in a PM make it creative and make it scary. If you want to write a hostile PM you should have the common decency to get yo-self all wrapped up in some crazy shizzle and lay it out there. Even fo' those who don't drink, well, I'm sure they can find other ways to channel their crazy into hostility. If you want to project hostility just imagine that you are sittin' on the group W bench my friends.
I mean...I can respect someone PMing me an' pretending to be ol' Ahab wishin' to be spittin' that last breath fo' da sake o' hate. I'm even down wit' a crazy ass story 'bout what you would do to me if you had Freddy Krugeresque powers...o' what you will do to me 'cos you think you are Freddy. But -- if yo' gonna threaten -- don't be a boring TWIP!
Henceforth I will actually have one person on my ignore list. That person is...JUICE...no, just kidding. JUICE, YOU BE MY BRO... I need to read da sluice from da Juice ta gets me my daily LARFS. Juice on bro and don't change fo' anybody but yo-self!!!
No...the benighted soul that I have decided to ignore will not be named...just as he has no reflection he has no name in my eyes. Others of you have alleged wicked crimes based upon a rather young looking avatar. I know not the truth or falsity of any allegations, but know this...when that wicked king was slain, the dogs, did they not lick his blood?
