Like ol' Dalex-dude, I think I need a short sabbatical. But not from all o' y'all. Most o' you folks be solid citizens. But we have one major turd in the punch bowl here. Specifically, there be a crazy dude writin' on da TUSCL that be incessantly PMing folks dat be tellin' jokes. An' dis particular folk be gettin' tired o' dat dude so he be announcin' a highly specific sabbatical!
I am taking this sabbatical not to criticize per se, but to challenge the little Eric Cartman of our sandbox to STEP UP HIS GAME. I'm not offended by PMs. I'm offended by and tired of STUPID PMs. If I'm going to be threatened in a PM make it creative and make it scary. If you want to write a hostile PM you should have the common decency to get yo-self all wrapped up in some crazy shizzle and lay it out there. Even fo' those who don't drink, well, I'm sure they can find other ways to channel their crazy into hostility. If you want to project hostility just imagine that you are sittin' on the group W bench my friends.
I mean...I can respect someone PMing me an' pretending to be ol' Ahab wishin' to be spittin' that last breath fo' da sake o' hate. I'm even down wit' a crazy ass story 'bout what you would do to me if you had Freddy Krugeresque powers...o' what you will do to me 'cos you think you are Freddy. But -- if yo' gonna threaten -- don't be a boring TWIP!
Henceforth I will actually have one person on my ignore list. That person is...JUICE...no, just kidding. JUICE, YOU BE MY BRO... I need to read da sluice from da Juice ta gets me my daily LARFS. Juice on bro and don't change fo' anybody but yo-self!!!
No...the benighted soul that I have decided to ignore will not be named...just as he has no reflection he has no name in my eyes. Others of you have alleged wicked crimes based upon a rather young looking avatar. I know not the truth or falsity of any allegations, but know this...when that wicked king was slain, the dogs, did they not lick his blood?
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last commentAll of this be reversible if changing course gives me the LULZ. Consistency is the hobgoblin of small minds...
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What are you saying?
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Never knew you were here.
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How sad that alutard continues to abuse the PM system and it has come to this. But you got it right, zippie, force him out into the light of day and see what happens.
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Zipman fuck those punk ass bitches...juice crew
Stumblingdildos...you never heard of the zipman? You must be having way too much fun in that clotheset with alucard and tittyfag...are they still trying to get you out of there?
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Yep, I perused through alutard's last profile which is basically a big stinkin' heap of psycho-trash.
In it, though, he is giddy with glee about the new secret weapon he has found to help fight all the injustice he sees on TUSCL. I guess that secret weapon is abusing the PM system by sending people harassing PMs and then blocking them before they can respond.
That is totally alutard too. Not only does he get to be an annoying fuckhead, but he also gets to be a complete chicken-shit. The other person can't say anything back, but, more importantly, alutard can try to hide behind "privacy" if anyone should dare post his PMs for all the world to see just what a complete nutjob/pedophile he is.
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Kill Aluphile.
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Jojo! Whats a Clotheset?
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Start a thread and publish all the PM's he sends. Based on historical reference, I bet you'd get all the LULZ you can handle with what follows.
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I did this sometime ago. Was well worth it.
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Juice crew my fellow friend
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Oh shit, I was scared of losing the zip man for a minute. Zip and the Juice always provide tha laughs with the crazy shit, and sometimes make me hungry with the cucumbers and XXX-stra KRIS-PAY KFC, or something like that...
Glad you're sticking around after all...
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@tx
Everyone once in a while, if you read his posts carefully, and you speak Ebonics yourself, you can see the alter ego lapse...
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I bet in real life zippie has some academic position at a college somewhere.
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No one ignores Juice
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^^^ slight correction. Nobody who ignores fails to regret it. ( go and straighten out although double negations you English major faggots!)
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That's interesting that tittyfag points out that he feels nukey is a racist. I do know nukey is extremely sensitive about his poorness and is constant comparing blacks with whites. I'm not going to judge him yet, but I am going to study his posts.
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When are you going to get help for your Homophobia Dougster? It seems to be getting worse.
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