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G-string theory and (het)erotic string theory

zipman68

the speed force!

I just received an insightful PM regarding a potential extension of our discussion yesterday about supra-luminal neutrinos. If you remember, my TUSCL men of letters, I made an assertion regarding the existence of a remarkable construct I called G-string theory, a formalization of the "wibbley" feeling we all get when interacting with a hot 19 year old in a G-string who is willing to remove said G-string for money.

However, the assertion was the existence of another theory - call it erotic string theory - that exhibits likely exhibits a duality with G-string theory. Or perhaps not...in the terse but brilliant exchange I detected the distinct feeling that said TUSCL theorist felt my G-string theory exhibited an anomaly. Alas, I have indeed seen evidence for strippers of imaginary hotness when I assumed we would use the standard 1-10 scale. But tell the truth my brothers, you would do a 9i faster than the speed of light, would you not?

Please don't remain silent my intellectual TUSCL brethren. We need erudite conversation that lives up to the assertion that TUSCL is indeed an evocation of culture. Reveal your brilliant thoughts to all and perhaps you important insights will become the a part of that culture. Please don't be shy and hide behind a PM -- I simply cannot do justice to your brilliance!




...or we could jes' talk 'bout hot-ass strippers. Choice o' my TUSCL brothers -- invent a whole new strip club mathematics...beyond bistromathics...or simply talkin' 'bout strippers!