The good aspect of JJ Trek

Though I agree with much of what has been said on the previous Star Trek discussion -- JJ Trek is not Star Trek -- I think we should try to find some good in everything. So what is the good in the new JJ Trek? Well, I haven't seen it yet but I'll point out two things from the trailers: Alice Eve's left breast and Alice Eve's right breast. Man that woman has a nice rack! Apparently one of the writers apologized for a scene where she strips down to her bra and panties to get into some sort of torpedo disarming outfit. WTF? If I had written that script I would have invoked a special torpedo that can only be disarmed by the hot science officer stripping nude and doing five minutes of jumping jacks. At this point a phallic "disarming lever" would emerge from the "sexy photon torpedo" and the proper way to disarm would be for the hot science offer to ride that mother until she orgasms! Shit, I'd watch a movie like that! I bet it is way better than ST: Into Darkness. I'd follow it up with a sequel that focuses on the sexy science office disarming three torpedoes AT THE SAME TIME. Fuck yeah! Still wouldn't be Star Trek, but it would be worth watching!