Posts by zipman68

No, not for the intel on XXXtras clubs. The local cops can figure that shit out themselves. If they care. I'm thinking about some of our more psycho posters. Like the "I want me a quadruple amputee" dude, who is…

Mr. "broken condom scares" LMN just PMed me with a groovy story. Apparently, he traveled to the year 2525 where he proceeded to pick up a future hooker. He told the following story... I took my DuhLorian time machine to the…

The LMN character seems a bit like the version of himself that Jim Jefferies plays in Legit. Although, to be fair, the Jim Jeffries character is pretty cool to the paralyzed character that DJ Qualls plays. I mean reall, he…

Mrs. Zip is on the road and ol' Zipman be catchin' up on the Netflix. So I'm watching the groovy sci-fi show "Surface", 'bout some electric sea monster. However there are two truly amazing stars of that series...Lake Bell's left…

I just discovered that our very own Crazy Joe is a doctor. A doctor of scatology. To my knowledge the only institute that awards a doctorate in scatology actually awards a D.Phil., not a Ph.D. Could it be that Crazy Joe,…

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To get a lapper from the HAWT church chicks!

What is the best nickname for a fellow TUSCLer? Often, the names are insults, a la tittyfag's designation of yours truly as zEROTURD (points for doing something interesting with the capitalization, but othwise weak). However, I'll point out a good one…

I'm going to nominate Ilbbaicnl for the "dude who says the craziest shit on TUSCL". You'd think that Juice would have this sewn up, what with his days of being the prophet Juice, receiving messages from the aether or his…

From the LLD site... "Liquid Lapdance was invented in Las Vegas by a group of friends. The original idea came because one of the guys didn't like lap dances. He said the dry grinding left his penis raw. We thought, “There has…

He described it as warm crap in a bag bu Anthony Bourdain clarified that this was a description, not a value judgement, and said "contrary to the impression left by some reports of the show, I, in fact, very much…

You ever need some caviar when you go to the club? Go to a club where the presentation is impeccable... https://mobile.twitter.com/davidchoe/status/454423432348708864