To the strip club I went.

avatar for zipman68
zipman68
An amazingly hot blonde there was. Ten she was, easily. To get private dance I decided. BBBJCIM she gave.

Then a disturbance in the force I felt. Near to Darth Alucard I must be. Yes. Yes. Landed in Toledo I should not. Powerful here, the dark side is.

Comments

last comment
avatar for gawker
gawker
12 years ago
I'm guessing ten was her age.
avatar for zipman68
zipman68
12 years ago
Bit of a non sequitur gawkerman that is. Only interested in adult sentient beings, Yoda is when he strip clubs. Hmmmmmmm.

Only adult female sentients that is. Nothing wrong with alternative orientations there is. Very tolerant and progressive Yoda is. Hmmmmmmm. Forgive you Yoda does.
avatar for Dougster
Dougster
12 years ago
Alutard. Hmmmmmmm. Fucked in the head he is.
avatar for cnyknight
cnyknight
12 years ago
those are not the tits you are looking for
avatar for staxwell
staxwell
12 years ago
^^^Correction: looking for those tits, you are not.
avatar for georgmicrodong
georgmicrodong
12 years ago
@staxwell: No, he had it right. That wasn't Yoda's line. :)
Want to post add a comment?Join Now