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To the strip club I went.

zipman68
zipman68VIP19366

the speed force!

13 yrs ago · 1 min read

An amazingly hot blonde there was. Ten she was, easily. To get private dance I decided. BBBJCIM she gave.

Then a disturbance in the force I felt. Near to Darth Alucard I must be. Yes. Yes. Landed in Toledo I should not. Powerful here, the dark side is.

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gawker

I'm guessing ten was her age.

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zipman68

Bit of a non sequitur gawkerman that is. Only interested in adult sentient beings, Yoda is when he strip clubs. Hmmmmmmm.

Only adult female sentients that is. Nothing wrong with alternative orientations there is. Very tolerant and progressive Yoda is. Hmmmmmmm. Forgive you Yoda does.

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Dougster

Alutard. Hmmmmmmm. Fucked in the head he is.

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cnyknight

those are not the tits you are looking for

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staxwell

^^^Correction: looking for those tits, you are not.

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georgmicrodong

@staxwell: No, he had it right. That wasn't Yoda's line. :)

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