To the strip club I went.

2/16/2013 1:20:07 PM

An amazingly hot blonde there was. Ten she was, easily. To get private dance I decided. BBBJCIM she gave.

Then a disturbance in the force I felt. Near to Darth Alucard I must be. Yes. Yes. Landed in Toledo I should not. Powerful here, the dark side is.

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gawker

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12 years ago

I'm guessing ten was her age.

zipman68

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12 years ago

Bit of a non sequitur gawkerman that is. Only interested in adult sentient beings, Yoda is when he strip clubs. Hmmmmmmm.

Only adult female sentients that is. Nothing wrong with alternative orientations there is. Very tolerant and progressive Yoda is. Hmmmmmmm. Forgive you Yoda does.

Dougster

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12 years ago

Alutard. Hmmmmmmm. Fucked in the head he is.

cnyknight

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12 years ago

those are not the tits you are looking for

staxwell

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12 years ago

^^^Correction: looking for those tits, you are not.