What is the Drac-dudes malfunction?
zipman68
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Wow...I got some major hostility from Monsieur Draques latest sock puppet (LittleWimpyJohn69). What do you think makes that whack-a-loon act the way he does? My theories, along with assessments of the likelihood they are correct, are:
1. This is some sort of groovy performance art. He is going to write a book based upon his posts and our reactions. Likelihood -- very low. This idea has a certain intelligence at its core tha simply isn't evident in ol' Drac's posts. It would be cool if it were true though -- I could get along with meta-Drac.
2. Drac isn't one person. He is a joke character animated by a group of stoned frat boys. Likelihood -- low. This is a lowbrow version of meta-Drac. The fact that the frat boys are permanent stoned explains the stupidity of the comments, but there is a mean spirit to the Drac-dude that this doesn't explain.
3. He is real, and a sad little man whose life was very constrained growing up. Now he is obsessed with his right to say what he feels. So obsessed he doesn't realize that nobody is depriving him of that right. I'm simply saying I don't like the dude. Something he says about 98% of us. In a wacky super-secret Dick Nixon enemies list for Christ's sake! In psycho PMs! Likelihood -- moderate. Explains the hostility and stupidity.
4. He is sexually obsessed with some or all of his sparring partners. Dude can't get an erection unless he reads an attack. So he logs on, scrolls to threads where he is disparaged, gets all hot and bothered, and fap...fap...fap. Likelihood -- high. Explains all of the behavior. Including the stupid insults. He doesn't care about winning 'cos he gets off on the attacks.
There is hope my brother. I hate to see anyone suffer. Hit rock bottom and GET SOME HELP. We'll accept you back with open arms after you stay at a hospital for a while and get better. It will be so much more fun joking with us than engaging in pointless attacks. You will be so much more fulfilled as a normal perv than as the psycho wack-a-loon you currently are!
So -- any other theories? Can we help Brother Drac? I'd really like to see him get better.
1. This is some sort of groovy performance art. He is going to write a book based upon his posts and our reactions. Likelihood -- very low. This idea has a certain intelligence at its core tha simply isn't evident in ol' Drac's posts. It would be cool if it were true though -- I could get along with meta-Drac.
2. Drac isn't one person. He is a joke character animated by a group of stoned frat boys. Likelihood -- low. This is a lowbrow version of meta-Drac. The fact that the frat boys are permanent stoned explains the stupidity of the comments, but there is a mean spirit to the Drac-dude that this doesn't explain.
3. He is real, and a sad little man whose life was very constrained growing up. Now he is obsessed with his right to say what he feels. So obsessed he doesn't realize that nobody is depriving him of that right. I'm simply saying I don't like the dude. Something he says about 98% of us. In a wacky super-secret Dick Nixon enemies list for Christ's sake! In psycho PMs! Likelihood -- moderate. Explains the hostility and stupidity.
4. He is sexually obsessed with some or all of his sparring partners. Dude can't get an erection unless he reads an attack. So he logs on, scrolls to threads where he is disparaged, gets all hot and bothered, and fap...fap...fap. Likelihood -- high. Explains all of the behavior. Including the stupid insults. He doesn't care about winning 'cos he gets off on the attacks.
There is hope my brother. I hate to see anyone suffer. Hit rock bottom and GET SOME HELP. We'll accept you back with open arms after you stay at a hospital for a while and get better. It will be so much more fun joking with us than engaging in pointless attacks. You will be so much more fulfilled as a normal perv than as the psycho wack-a-loon you currently are!
So -- any other theories? Can we help Brother Drac? I'd really like to see him get better.
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The same collection of uninformed, STUPID, ignorant, wildly guessing, vile ASSHOLES trying desperately to figure things out. LMFAOROTF
Keep guessing, MAYBE in 10 Billion years you might get lucky & stumble on to something.
“I'll stand completely alone if necessary!â€
you have always stood alone but not by choice. you are giggling in the dark covered in your own shit but still don’t know why you have never had a normal relationship with anyone. btw paying a whore is not a real relationship. get help soon
I'm not narcissistic at all. NO one has to agree with any of my opinions. You're all entitled to your own opinions. BUT I know a PERSONAL attack when I read or see one. And you Assholes keep attacking me because of the things I say.
hmmm, I wonder if I criticized a past president? I stopped getting Christmas Cards with the presidential seal on it years ago. Maybe that was just christmas cards from the Jimmy Carter group.
hmmm, maybe I got blacklisted when I got a letter stating my name was on a chip sent to Mars with the first rover mission. The Martians may have demanded the names of everyone who invaded their planet. I knew that letter was suspicious. They didn't even ask if I wanted my name on Mars.
Even told me they made hundreds of chips and were going to send those names all over the solar system. If aliens come looking I might want to meet up with you guys and take a different name. I might be considered an alien litterbug.
IMHO he seems on the edge of making a threat. That's illegal. He should beware. Certainly sounds like you is looking for revolution with his comments.
I really don't like the assholes who personally attack you for your ideas. I am just attacking your dumbass ideas/statements and this is one of them.
you crack me up.