Wow...I got some major hostility from Monsieur Draques latest sock puppet (LittleWimpyJohn69). What do you think makes that whack-a-loon act the way he does? My theories, along with assessments of the likelihood they are correct, are:
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This is some sort of groovy performance art. He is going to write a book based upon his posts and our reactions. Likelihood -- very low. This idea has a certain intelligence at its core tha simply isn't evident in ol' Drac's posts. It would be cool if it were true though -- I could get along with meta-Drac.
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Drac isn't one person. He is a joke character animated by a group of stoned frat boys. Likelihood -- low. This is a lowbrow version of meta-Drac. The fact that the frat boys are permanent stoned explains the stupidity of the comments, but there is a mean spirit to the Drac-dude that this doesn't explain.
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He is real, and a sad little man whose life was very constrained growing up. Now he is obsessed with his right to say what he feels. So obsessed he doesn't realize that nobody is depriving him of that right. I'm simply saying I don't like the dude. Something he says about 98% of us. In a wacky super-secret Dick Nixon enemies list for Christ's sake! In psycho PMs! Likelihood -- moderate. Explains the hostility and stupidity.
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He is sexually obsessed with some or all of his sparring partners. Dude can't get an erection unless he reads an attack. So he logs on, scrolls to threads where he is disparaged, gets all hot and bothered, and fap...fap...fap. Likelihood -- high. Explains all of the behavior. Including the stupid insults. He doesn't care about winning 'cos he gets off on the attacks.
There is hope my brother. I hate to see anyone suffer. Hit rock bottom and GET SOME HELP. We'll accept you back with open arms after you stay at a hospital for a while and get better. It will be so much more fun joking with us than engaging in pointless attacks. You will be so much more fulfilled as a normal perv than as the psycho wack-a-loon you currently are!
So -- any other theories? Can we help Brother Drac? I'd really like to see him get better.
I like a mix of 3 and 4 .....lol....good laughs bro