Comments by Pete22z (page 4)

Depends highly if my dumb ass is in attendance!!! A hot girl who can chat me up and move/touch the right way is gonna have a good night. Some of my favs I'd just assume not know...I'm afraid it may be depressingly too close to what I'm having to bust my hump for.

I think I'd have to agree on the 3 items listed so far, but it hasn't always been that way. I don't think I'd attribute that to any increased maturity -- I think that I've just been lucky lately. These girls actually could care less if I spent $'s on them and light up when they see me. They can actually make me laugh out loud...a rarity IMO.

Just some clarification on "saving for retirement". Like most I've got contributions going to my 401K that I really don't even consider as income. Is that what we're talking about here or are we referring to saving a separate nest egg along with paying the bills?

There must be about 2 dozen strippers with my business card out there. 2 have called/text messaged me back and had managed to keep some line of communication. 1 called me religiously...rent was due I guess. The other seemed to have a more personal agenda but I never really pursued it. I agree with the others -- if she wants to contact you, communication will not be an issue.

There must be about 2 dozen strippers with my business card out there. 2 have called/text messaged me back and had managed to keep some line of communication. 1 called me religiously...rent was due I guess. The other seemed to have a more personal agenda but I never really pursued it. I agree with the others -- if she wants to contact you, communication will not be an issue.

There are so many that I consider to be at that Platinum level that it's hard to choose... But my favorite danced at Bazooka Showgirls in KC. I was in town on business and I had dropped by hoping to find a particular brunette...then this girl showed up on stage...absolutely stunning. When her set was over I assumed that she was headed for some big regular for the evening (isn't that usually how it works?). 10 mins later I felt a tap on my shoulder and a soft voice asking me if I wanted a dance. I turned around ready to give my automated "sweetie I just sat down, maybe later" only to find it was the goddess that I had just witnessed a few minutes ago. Hell, a gay guy would have jumped at the opportunity. I spent probably 600+ that night (way over what I normally would) as I just couldn't let this girl go. Yes she was beautiful (she modeled and even made it into an issue of Maxim) and her body was incredible. The dances were awesome but not for the reasons you might think; Bazooka standards -- no happy endings are available given the open environment. Her dances were the most intimate I've probably ever had due to eye contact of all things. This woman never, I mean never looked away. She made me feel like I was the only guy in the world and she was gonna fuck me to (a happy) death. So few strippers understand this concept...if they did I'd probably be living under a bridge right now.

Gotta throw my hat in the ring for the Brazillians. This girl was "Americanized" but her genetics were all Brazillian. Absolutely the smoothest skin I've ever touched in my life. Oh and she had a smoking hot petite body.

I've been there once...my night ended happy. It could have been happier but i've never done the OTC thing.

Anybody remember the Seinfeld episode "Two-Face". I appreciate a dancer who knows how to shake her ass on stage and really gets into the music. I thought she was pretty cute...until we got into the VIP. Her dances really weren't all that bad, but man, she looked totally different...I just couldn't get in the mood.

I've got 2 favorites. Both are amazing...almost polar opposites except for common traits being intelligent, funny, great converstionalists, beautiful...and good souls (yeah, at a strip club, go figure). I've had favorites in the past, but none quite like these girls. I know that they'll be moving on within the next year or so. I'll personally be bummed when it happens, but I care about them enough to actually be happy for them when they do...because they truly deserve so much more than their current profession offers. Who knows, when they leave maybe I'll stop clubbin all together.

I've talked to a couple of dancers in ATL...they hate celebs. As a matter of fact, they generally don't keep cash on them and consequently don't tip well -- as if they're doing the dancer a favor. Maybe its just thug musician types.

I used to frequent the Louisville club. Although I hadn't been there in years. I always thought the bed dances were a pretty novel idea. I guess the good thing about a chain is it ought to meet a standard expectation, i.e., you always know what you're gonna get.

I gotta second the motion on "Closer". The scenes with Natalie Portman as a hot stripper...a personal dream fulfilled (at least as close as it's ever gonna get). I think she's got the persona down pat.

More on Closer... It's been a while since I saw that movie...but I do recall the dialogue between Owens and Portman being right on target. I also remember feeling a bit disappointed that her character did the guy...geez, stripper caves in and does good-looking wealthy doctor...sometimes realism is a bad thing.

I had a magical evening with this beautiful girl who rocked my world. During the heat of the moment, I said how much I really liked her, did she have a bf, i wouldn't care about her profession, etc. Later that evening, much to my suprise she gave me her number (a first for me). I called her a few days later. Well, let's just say the magic disappeared in the light of reality. Maybe that kinda thing can only exist inside a club...which is kind of a big illusion anyway. Long story short, I'll probably choose my words more wisely next time i'm getting a dance. Last thing i want to do is hurt some girl's feelings.

Yes weight matters! But is it the most important thing? If I find myself in a club looking to waste some bucks on some company, I want the fantasy girl. The stereotypical gorgeous gym blonde or the angelic-looking-what-is-she-doing-in-a-strip-club-soroity-chick with a petite body that just won't quit. Unfortunately: 1. these girls have such a mercenary mentality that they think I won't shell out her $1000 for the night quota - or - 2. are in such high demand that they can't be found after the stage bit I usually find myself buying endless dances with a cute girl with a decent body (Rubenesque maybe, but not skin and bones either) and a friendly personality that at least pretends to be into me during the dance. A hot chick with an attitude...well, who am I kidding...she's getting my money too! But no way am I shelling out my hard-earned $$$'s to a fat girl. No fat chicks allowed in my fantasy world.

I went to a club and met a really hot blonde. She talked me into going into a VIP booth with her -- $500 a pop for an hour. This basically ended up being lots of bump and grind, mutual touching, but no sex. However, she (and a host) said for $1000...anything could happen (wink, wink)...along with getting her beeper number for "dinner dates" later. No thanks...but I sometimes wonder what would've happened?

Everybody (especially hot naked ones) deserves respect until they show otherwise!

Why roll the dice? "Impulse buy" doesn't just apply to stereo equipment! She was hot & I was young/horny/stupid. But what the hell, I was curious & she was extremely hot! That was a life lesson I really didn't mind too much!

Christina Aguilera and Natalie Portman should have some kinda lap dance duel where I'd have to judge... say best out of 7 (hundred)

Whoa now! I've met many a college girl who stripped to pay the bills. The Cheetah (for better or worse) is full of 'em...one of the prettiest dancers I've ever seen was a physics major. Morals may vary, but a pretty girl with little time in need of cash can easily justify dancing as opposed to working a menial low wage job. Also intellectual exchanges, that may have some value, don't pay the rent.

Things I don't like: Rubbing my groin with her knee (get a 10 ft pole why don't ya), grinding too hard, glitter, rubbing in the same position until you-know-what (most dancers know to switch it up)

Real. But fakes can be ok as long as they're proportional to her body and not excessively hard.

School girl bar none. Didn't a stripper invent the look anyway?

Having sprung for the exec lounge and the VIP at the Cheetah I can say that minimal contact can be had ("slight" grind). What the hey, a dance just isn't a dance unless the girl fits the physical reqs. The closest I ever got was dfk and a little titty play but that was it. Not even sure that little hottie works there any more. I still hear that more can be had, but you better pass some $$$$ to the right folks. Oh where has my Gold Club gone....