Do the strippers in your club do this?
Wednesday, June 29, 2005 4:36 PM
Do the strippers in your club laugh and point behind your back as soon as you start quoting Mark Twain. This is so unfair. I've spent my life learning these useless little quotes in the hopes I can whip one out in any given situation. No one seems to appreciate my hard work and dedication. Instead I am the object of ridicule and disdain. A lot of people think I suck, for them I have only the words of my hero Mark Twain--"It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you will not orally copulate than to open it and remove all doubt."
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