Comments by robofan (page 2)

Seen it to many times. Turn off. Would rather see something original.

Q: A really hot dancer just gave me the best lap dance I've ever gotten. She did things to me I never had done to me in a club before. When I was paying her she told me that I was the only one she does those kind of dances for. Do you think she is telling the truth? A: Absolutely stud. She took one look at you fell head over heals in love and can't wait for your return. So don't disappoint her hurry back and keep going until your have drained all your bank accounts.

There were two sisters Paris and June (both stage names) that I knew about 15 years ago who worked at the same club. They were both thin natural blue eyed blonde's with b cup natural boobs. One was 21 and the other 19. Both very pretty faces which looked similar but not at all like twins. I got dances from both of them at the same time. They preferred it that way when they first started dancing. The dances were fun because they were equally wild but I have never been a big fan of the two girl dance. I find that there is just too much going on to fully enjoy it all. So when they started doing solo dances I stopped getting the two girl dances and would get dances from them one at a time. Over time June became my favorite of the two so I pretty much stopped getting dances from Paris.

This movie was on the HDNM channel for free last week so I DVR'ed it. Just got around to watching it last night and all I can say is boring, boring, boring. Almost no nudity or sex just a bunch of boring dialog between an escort and her clients who all bitch how crappy the economy is and how bad their business is doing. I don't understand why they cast Sasha Grey in the role. With the amount of sex and nudity they could have gotten any Hollywood actress with no problem. Perhaps all the non porn actresses could recognize a bad script when they read it. I thought that Sasha Grey brought nothing to the part. She lacked personality and generated no sympathy for her character. She is not alone though not a single memorable character in the movie. My advice is pass, skip it, don't rent it. I give it one big yawn.

When I go to a strip club the first thing I do is open a tab. I let any dancer drink as much as they like on me. I can't recall a time when a dancer has just come out and asked me to buy them a meal but I would if one ever asked. When I'm at the strip club if I decide to have a meal I always offer to buy a meal for anyone sitting with me. Never considered it a burden or a rip off to buy a drink or meal for anyone. I've always found that ITC meals can lead to OTC meals and other OTC activities.

My guess is that the only part of the membership you will actually get to use is the get in free part. So do the math how often do you go there and how much does it cost to get in? Is it worth it? I suspect not and as others have already said at many clubs once you establish yourself as a regular they will let you in for free anyway.

I have about 20 in my list. I use it as a quick way to get to clubs in my area. Quicker than going through the U.S. Clubs menu.

If you have the HD Net Movie (HDNM) channel it will be on Wednesday May 20th for free.

Where I live there is a group of individuals or organizations known as agents who service the strip club and stripper community. These agents act a as a screener for strip clubs. They make sure that the strippers applying for a job have all the proper paper work and look the part. By that I mean that they are not over weight or ugly. For the strippers they provide two main services. First if they are under age they provide very credible and accurate phony identification. The other major service they provide is that they will verify employment and income for strippers looking to get a mortgage or car loan. This is how many underage strippers find employment and how strippers who make a cash only income can get a home or car. Since they can provide the proper identification to the strip club there is usually no liability to the strip club if they get caught. I suspect that this is the case for most areas. Most people don't know that they exist and most strippers do not talk about them for obvious reasons.

I would tell her that I remember her from the previous club. If she remembers you then you are that much further ahead if not then you are starting new.

"To answer robofan, I've done something silly, but not stupid." You obviously do not understand Mandatory Minimum Sentences. This is taken from an article explaining them: Mandatory Minimum Sentences In 1986 Congress enacted mandatory minimum sentencing laws, which force judges to deliver fixed sentences to individuals convicted of a crime, regardless of culpability or other mitigating factors. Federal mandatory drug sentences are determined based on three factors: the type of drug, weight of the drug mixture (or alleged weight in conspiracy cases), and the number of prior convictions. Judges are unable to consider other important factors such as the offender's role, motivation, and the likelihood of recidivism. Only by providing the prosecutor with "substantial assistance", (information that aids the government in prosecuting other offenders) may defendants reduce their mandatory sentences. This creates huge incentives for people charged with drug offenses to provide false information in order to receive a shorter sentence. You think that engaging in an illegal activity with a person in this circumstance is just silly? Like I said she can ruin your life. All she has to do is plant some drugs in your hotel room for the police to find. "Suppose you had a co-worker who looked like a contender for Miss America, and you found out she was a stripper, tell me you wouldn't be all over that" Your absolutely right I would be. However once I found out that she had been arrested for narcotics possession I would have immediately ended the relationship. Although it probably sounds like it I'm not being critical of you here. I am trying to educate you and everyone else who reads this as to the seriousness of being involved with someone facing felony narcotics charges.

"She arrives to flowers and a stuffed animal" Your paying to have sex with her not dating her. "If I give her at least three orgasms by oral pleasure, she'll let me fuck her" Your paying her. She should be pleasing you not the other way around. "she's looking at ten in the pen for possession of a whole bunch of narcotics" A soon to be convicted felon on narcotics possession. Run away as fast as you can she can ruin your life. "She has someone call to let her know it's been two hours." This means someone else know when, where and what is going on between the two of you. This completely compromises your safety and security. Given your need to maintain "a high level security clearance" you should end this relationship immediately and hope you get out clean. In the future you need to be more selective and exercise more common sense.

What's been said plus: Overly aggressive shot girls. Music played to loud so you can't hold a conversation. Dancers who won't take the hint and leave your table after you have told them nicely that you don't want a dance. Waitresses who forget you exist.

Clubber don't know exactly what your looking for. It would appear that most of the episodes are centered around a particular stripper. IMDB has some information: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0256552/ HBO has some information as well: http://www.hbo.com/divas/cmp/meetthedivas.html Since it was never released on dvd and came out in 2000 information on the series is going to be sparse.

I've have had a built in GPS navigation system in the last three vehicles I've owned over the last eight years. Wouldn't leave home without one. They are great on trips or going to a new place the first time. They keep getting better and better all the time. Hopefully they will be able to take over driving completely someday and I can just sit in the back seat and relax.

I did it one time. I go to Vegas ever year. Long story short I got lucky and hit a big slot machine jack pot and the casino is still trying to get their money back. I get offers all the time to come and stay and eat and drink for free on them. So I go every year. Each year I went alone and would hook up with a stripper, escort or just a party girl and have a really good time. Unfortunately I used to talk about it in my home strip club and there was one striper who I really liked who bugged all the time me to take her with me. Even though I always had a good time alone I thought it might be a nice change of pace to take her along. Since the offers were always for me plus one I knew that everything would be taken care of so I invited her. Our agreement was that I would pay all expenses on the trip but there would be no payment for time, companionship or sex. On her part she would travel for free and there was no grantee that sex would be provided only if she choose to. Although I knew that she was always way to horny to go that many days without sex and we did after all get along really well and had sexual relations both ITC and OTC already. So I wasn't worried about it. First there was airport security. The perverts who worked there acted like they have never seen a hot woman before and decided that she was a security risk and needed a pat down. That made the flight to Vegas a nightmare. I had to listen the whole flight what ass holes they were. Then I found out that she didn't really like to fly and had to deal with that all the way there as well. Finally we arrived and got to the casino. Checked in late and the first night was fine had dinner did some gambling went to bed fooled around a little and fell asleep exhausted from the long day. I woke up the next day to her complaining that she didn't sleep well because she is not used to sleeping in a strange place. Now my usual daytime routine was to go to the bar in the middle of the casino drink margaritas and people watch until night when things start to happen. Her idea of a good day was to walk the strip and stop in every store she encountered and check them out. So off we went to store after store. After about six hours of this I finally cried uncle and we headed back to our room. We had a dinner reservation at a really nice restaurant that is extremely hard to get into at 9PM. In fact I had to make the reservation a month before we went. Now I am the kind of person that is always on time. This is when I learned that she is not. I’m sitting ready to go and she is still getting ready with no end in site. Needless to say I am getting more and more agitated by the minute. Finally she is ready and I must admit she looks stunning but we are about an hour late. We arrive at the dinning establishment and I’m a wreck. I can tell that they are pissed off and would like to tell us to fu-- off but since I’m a VIP at the casino they accommodate us. Dinner was great and when we finished my idea of a good time was to gamble a little and go back to the room and relax. Her idea of a good time was to check out every club on the strip. So clubbing we went. After several different clubs we finally went back to our room. She was horny as could be and I was exhausted but I manned up and did my duty. I could go on and on but you get the point and I have already written a mini book. Let me suffice it to say I was old enough to be her father in the real world so my idea of fun was not in the same hemisphere as hers. A lot of what I experienced is probably age and personality difference rather than stripper experience. So my advice is don't take a stripper or anyone else for that matter on vacation unless you’re close to being the same age and the two you share similar interests. By the end of the trip the things I liked about her - youth and sex - didn't matter any more. I just wanted to get away from her and go home and relax. Would I do it again? Not unless I knew that the person I was going with was completely compatible with me and the things I like to do. It's one thing to spend a couple of hours with someone having fun and completely another to travel and spend several days together. Lesson learned.

I have ended every relationship I have had with an ATF. It's the nature of the relationship. You are paying for their services. When they no longer perform up to expectations then it is time to move on.

If your going to go to strip clubs your going to get ripped off from time to time. It's a shame but as soon as you relax and let your little head do the thinking it will happen. We all would like to relax and have a good time but if your not diligent you get ripped off. Nothing to get upset about. It happens to everyone. We have all paid more for what we have gotten at times. Then other times we have all gotten more than what we have paid for. It tends to even out. The only time to worry is if your always getting ripped off then there is something wrong.

I have never gone for the Champagne room hustle. Where I live they have VIP rooms, Champagne rooms, and all kind of fancy named rooms but there is no extra cost they are just the place where the dancer takes you to give a lap dance. When I travel I don't go for it because I'm used to not paying extra for the privilege of using a special room. That being said we have all payed more for services than what we got in return. It's part of the strip club experience. No one escapes it so there is no point in beating yourself up over it. Forget it and move on. At the same time we have all at times gotten more value than we paid for so in the long run it all evens out. Cheer up and think that sometime in the future you are going to have an awesome experience for very little to balance this one out. Isn't karma a wonderful thing?

I don't care for them either but in the Detroit area you might as well get used to them because most of the better clubs have them. I believe their original purpose was to discourage drug use especially marijuana smoking and to quickly handle any other problems which may occur such as people passing out or throwing up. Now they have become a business where the business owner pays the club owner for the ability to set up shop in the mens room. That is why a stick of gum is $1. I always tip the attendant if they actually provide some service like handing me a paper towel to dry my hands. I figure in most cases he is just an employee with one of the worst jobs imaginable plus I'm already at a strip club spending bundles of money so what's another couple of bucks.

If I end up with a bunch of dollar bills I just give them away in tips as I leave. There is the waitress, coat check girl, valet parking and the weird guy in the mens room who hands out paper towels to dry your hands. As long as you give them a decent tip they don't care that you tip them all in ones. Let them deal with it.

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I used to go to a club who's surrounding neighborhood was made up of a particular ethnic group. I was told that the men of this group loved anal but the women didn't go for it so much so they would ask the dancers for anal all the time. One of the dancers got so tired of being asked that she got a tattoo above her ass that said in their native language, "Exit Only".

OK that last one didn't work to well so I'll try again. Month-----# of Reviews-----Ave. score DEC -----------17------------7.98 JAN -----------13------------8.12 FEB ------------9------------8.96 MAR so far ----29------------9.66 Look kinda fishy to me.