The Unofficial TUSCL Discussion Board FAQ

chandler
Blue Ridge Foothills
Yeah, Founder has his own FAQ, which I'm sure covers the stuff he gets asked all the time in messages. But it does nothing to cut down on all the questions that keep showing up on this board. So here's my stab at providing a one-stop resource for those redundant and rather annoying posts. From now on, we can just tell them to READ THE FAQ ALREADY!

This is just to get things rolling, of course. Please add your own Qs & As:

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Q: A girl I bought dances from last night gave me her phone number! She really seemed to be coming on to me! Should I call her?
A: Yes. Call her quick. The poor thing's probably been waiting by the phone all this time.

Q: I'm thinking about becoming a dancer. I'm a pretty, 21 year old college student. What should I do to get started?
A: Show us your tits.

Q: A dancer I met last night gave me her phone number! When I call I get a message that the number's "not in service"! Must be some kind of mixup, huh?
A: This happens a lot. The dim lighting in strip clubs makes it hard for dancers to write down their numbers correctly. Go back to che club and ask her to redo it.

Q: Is it OK to cum in my pants during a lap dance?
A: No. You're supposed to cum in her pussy or in her mouth. If you cum in your pants, ask for a refund.

Any more?

2 comments

  • steve229
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    15 years ago
    Q: A dancer I met last night told me she needs $200 to - insert appropriate reason here (e.g. pay her tuition/fix her car/pay for daughter's daycare, etc.). Should I give it to her?

    A: Yes, absolutely. You'll be glad you did.
  • robofan
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    15 years ago
    Q: A really hot dancer just gave me the best lap dance I've ever gotten. She did things to me I never had done to me in a club before. When I was paying her she told me that I was the only one she does those kind of dances for. Do you think she is telling the truth?

    A: Absolutely stud. She took one look at you fell head over heals in love and can't wait for your return. So don't disappoint her hurry back and keep going until your have drained all your bank accounts.
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