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In a recent exchange with Yoda, I got the idea that you might be able to tell stuff about a person by patterns in the strippers who become their favorites. So tell me about what patterns you have noticed in…
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RL and I are different people. Those who think otherwise are paranoid schizophernics and need to get out more (not to strip clubs either).
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I just realized that this board is mainly for men who are too old to attract young, hot women (well "old" is their excuse anyway, I think there are other factors involved). I think the rest of society, rightfully, sees…
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Gentlemen, when I get old I don't want to end up as a pathetic loser who has to pay young women for physical intimacy and conversation. Do any of you have any ideas of how an older man can remain…
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I've noticed that if you make friends with certain strippers they will never ask you for money for talking to them and will never ask you to buy lap dances from them. Why? I conjecture it's because if they regard…
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Hey guys, got holidays for the rest of the year so I won't be posting until 2006. Here's your chance to bash me when I don't have a chance to respond: have at it and have fun! 2005 was a…
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The whole notion of strip clubs seems very bizarre to me. Why would a man pay a woman for lap dances (which fall short of sex) or conversation in a strip club? Why not meet women in night clubs and…
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Let's start nominations and voting for TUSCL Poster of Year 2005
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I prefer the night girls myself. I found the ones who work at the busiest times to be the friendliest too. What differences have you noticed between day and nights girls and at what time do you prefer to attend?…
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Here are some to get you guys started: - guessing my astrological sign (bad enough, but I had one not give up after she had made 5 wrong guesses!) - "this is your last chance to get a dance from me for…
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I did a bit of searching on google and it turn out that AN is in an associate professor of the science... The science of the creation and attacking of strawmen, that is. His current students include Yoda, JC, and his…
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This should be more fun... 1) Yoda 2) AN 3) FONDL for me. How about the rest of you?
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Since a number of people have asked me to stop posting or suggested that I be banned since no one is interested in what I have to say, I will go along with that, if, and only if, there is…
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I'll start the voting: RL == bruce lee of the strip club arts Yoda == feeble old lady Your votes?
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Do you really think a woman's "father figure" would be someone who pays for pussy/conversation? Get real! You really think every other old fart in the club doesn't act exactly like you do? Please!
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Conversations in the field with real live strippers (as opposed to masturbation in cyberspace) indicate that even the vast majority of MARRIED regulars will ask strippers for dates at some point. Wow. That one surpirsed even me.
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While chatting with other customers when I go to strip clubs I have learned that MANY customers think that they have a good chance of dating/fucking some stripper they are spending money on. Dancers also report that most regular customers,…
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I conjecture that as the amount of mileage you get from a dancer increases the chances of you ever developing a real (free!) long term OTC relationship (friendship or otherwise) decreases. Does this fit with the experiences of those here? Reasons…
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I think you will find that once you stop spending money on strippers and start talking to them for free they are more likely to be honest with you. For instance, when I used to spend money on strippers 90%+…
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If so did you buy her anything? If so was it your idea or hers? Ever go shopping with a stripper, not buy her anything, but get her to buy you something?
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I have... Twice. How about you?
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If so how many times? Did you mean it? Ever say it just cause you were trying to get laid? Did it work?
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How many have told you this? How many did you believe?
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Spanking was such a frequent request I won't even mention it, other than that the weirdest request I ever got were: 1) pull my hair 2) bite my neck 3) bite/twist my nipples hard How about you?
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As situations arise with strippers ("is the stripper really into me?", "how to let go?", etc.) do you rely on your intuition to tell you what to do or do you apply logic? Are the two often in conflict?
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