I did a bit of searching on google and it turn out that AN is in an associate professor of the science...
The science of the creation and attacking of strawmen, that is. His current students include Yoda, JC, and his last new prize a poster who goes by the name "rookie".
And to think that I thought he just putting me on. My apologies, AN!
davids loves the word "strawman." Find a stripper named Dorothy at the Yellow Brick Road. Maybe she can help you find a brain!