How Many Strippers Have Told You... "I Love You"?

Are you having sticky dreams again little boy?

None and none.

Oh, at least a dozen. I beleive them all, why would they lie?

Over the years I've heard it a few times. Weather I believe it or not depends on the circumstances. Either way it doesn't effect the amount of money I spend. If it's an OTC friend I'm already NOT spending money so I have no reason to beleive it's a ploy.

Tina Turner: "What's Love Got to do With It?"

A couple of times. But I know the reason why they say that. One tells me that everytime she sees me, and I don't even get dances from her anymore. Another one told me she gave me a free dance (which she did) because "she loved me".

davids, You forgot the CAPS. It should read "How many STRIPPERS have told you "I LOVE YOU"? Follow up with a few posts saying "ANYONE have a STRIPPER tell them "I LOVE YOU"? ANYONE?