Comments by magicrat (page 3)

I had Seeking Arrangements open on my phone in a club and a dancer walked by and saw it. She said "you're on SA? So am I."

"It is what it is." John Fox after every Panthers loss. Also "we picked a bad day to have a bad day." Can anybody guess my opinion of him?

The shoe clapping thing. So f'ing annoying.

I gave whatever $2 bills I had left to the last girl I got dances from or the last girl on stage. I remember Shadowcat's story about a place not wanting to take them because they didn't have a compartment for them. Now I'm thinking about the $20.71 and change story...maybe nothing new under the sun?

I recently saw a couple of dancers tag team this older guy at my local club. One was talking to him like he was 5 years old or something, very slowly explaining the dance prices and how it would be twice as much to take both of them back. I noticed a few minutes later he was sitting alone at a table near the stage so good for him!

The Cashman never disappoints!

I feel your pain about the Panthers booty. Not football but somehow along the way I became a Dodgers fan and have pulled for them all my life. They generally wait until late October/early November to rip your heart out. After all the team slogan has been "wait 'til next year"!

I'm waiting on Cashman to weigh in!

The three new rooms are to the right past the DJ booth.

But if my club experiences were really as sterile and "fantasy" driven as some describe on here (which they are not), I'd probably club a lot less. I agree with this. I like to chat with the dancers and at least ask basic questions to get them to talking. And they will share what they want you to hear because most people like to talk about themselves. I live in a major tourist/artsy town so almost no one you ever see are natives so I usually ask where they are from, how long they've lived here, why did they move here, etc. I'm not the best conversationalist going so it helps me mostly I guess break the ice with them then see where it goes. And I'm fine when the conversation lags and am more than ready for the "so do you want to get some dances?" But that's just me. I've known guys who will be in VIP within 3 minutes of entering the club and I'm sure they enjoy the experience as much as I do. Something for everyone I say.

I went to a concert with a sugarbaby who was 40 years younger than I am. A drunk MILF closer to my age asked if she was my daughter and I simply replied "no". She then looked at my SB who replied "we're friends" at which point the MILF's daughter (I assumed) hustled her away. We were definitely getting the stink eye from her though. Didn't bother me at all but we both laughed about it.

I'm in North Carolina so I'm watching the Panthers-Browns with Baker. Not looking so great thus far...still no blocking from the offensive line. I can't disagree with RD's take on the importance of the OL.

I used to hang out inside the club with a dancer who had agreed to meet me OTC. Every time I would call her to set it up, she always had an excuse which required me to send her $. Gas, baby sitter, etc. Every time I offered a solution she had an excuse for why she couldn't do that. As I read OP I kept thinking back the this girl although OP took it to a much higher level. Needless to say we never did meet up for that OTC.

I was working a dancer for OTC after her shift one night but she kept wanting itc in the vip because she had to pay for her room for the next night. She told me her SO made her put her phone on video while she slept so he could make sure she was alone. I had to give her props for ingenuity for her elaborate excuse.

My favorite character of hers was playing someone with Tourette's on Ally McBeal

This happened at the old Platinum Plus in Columbia, SC. At the time no one really sat at the stage...the guys either stood at the bar or sat at tables and would walk up to tip their favorite dancer. One dancer that held my interest got up to dance and it looked like the invitational hymn at the end of a Southern Baptist sermon. Guys were walking up to the stage from all directions clutching their $1 bills. I stuck mine back in my pocket, ordered another beer, and waited on the next one that interested me.

I had a paranoid SB once who asked me to see the $ before we got started, which I did. She was fine after that and we went about our business. The day before I asked what she like to drink to which she replied "wine but nothing that has been opened. I need to watch you open it." She was a strange one but really pretty and a killer body.

The games with him vs. Wilt Chamberlin were classic. Wilt was basically unstoppable (except for the free throw line)...except when he played against Russell. RIP big man

You do realize the U.S. has the same rule? It's just that all the Blue Jays players are vaxxed.

The best fries I have eaten are the Frites at a local French restaurant.

I just read the average price of a new EV is $60,000, which prices most out of that market. None of us $350,000 TUSCLers but still.....

WKRP has an issue with the record labels and the music played on the which is why you don't see it in reruns.

I once did 9 lap dances in a row, followed by a "free" otc romp at a local hotel.

I can attest to that. I've been there on days when if 3 dancers were there it would have been a major party. It's really fun/s when there is one dancer and 10-12 customers. Even if you get a dance on the floor you have 10 sets of eyes on you.

Is it live or Memorex? Now there's an oldie! One of my former SBs would get so sensitive when she had a daty orgasm she would slap me up the side of the head and push me away. She would typically follow that by saying it was okay to fuck her but not to lick it. Worked for me.