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Dan3635

Gulf Coast. I’m not your boss.

joined Apr 2017last seen Jan 2025

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I’m not your boss.

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10310 W Little York Rd Houston, TX 77041

reviewed

7 months ago

hustler not playboy covers

TL;DR: 60% white, 30% hispanic, 10% Asian, 0% AA dancers, 4 to 8s, mostly 6s, some older and chubby. $12 cover, $8 jack&coke, $20 lap dances, VIP requires bottle purchase, cheapest quoted was $180....

Treasures Houston

5647 Westheimer Rd Houston, TX 77056

reviewed

8 months ago

one… two… three clubs in one afternoon.

I visited Vivid, Centerfolds, and Treasures on the same Thursday afternoon. Solid reason why I stopped at Treasures. Started at right before noon at Vivid. Valet was there but I walked right by....

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Heartbreakers Gentlemen's Club

3200 Gulf Fwy Dickinson, TX 77539

reviewed

2 years ago

new management; better heartbreakers

tl:dr: Ricks RCI took over in 2023. Many improvements (pricing, quality of dancers, advertising). Good mix of white and hispanic young dancers. $25 or $30 lap dance. VIP pricing was confusing....

7440 W Greens Road Houston, TX 77064

reviewed

2 years ago

splendid afternoon at splendor

TL;DR: 60% white, 25% hispanic, 15% AA dancers, 4 to 9s, mostly 6-8s. $8 cover, $8 jack&coke, $20 lap dances, three VIP areas $95 to $200 day and $195 to $400 night I’ve wanted to...

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555 Rankin Rd Houston, TX 77073

reviewed

2 years ago

yeah, the girls were nice…but did you try the $12 lunch special!

TL;DR: 70% white, 20% hispanic, 10% Asian, 10% AA dancers, 6 to 10, mostly 7-9s. $10 cover, $10 whiskey cocktail, $20 lap dances, VIP area $1000 lifetime membership I played hooky from work and I...

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5 months ago

I recently grabbed dinner at both Twin Peaks and Ojos Locos Sports Cantina in Houston. For those not familiar, these bar / grill restaurants feature scantily clad waitresses similar to a Hooters or a...

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Political Discourse

discussion started

6 months ago

Economy predictions

I challenge y’all to go on the record with an economic prediction between today and November after the election. I’ll start. I predict GDP growth to slow from 2.4% to 1.2%. I’m basing...

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6 months ago

Expense Account

I vaguely recall a movie or TV show where a businessman takes a client to a strip club for a good time. He pays for everything because he can expense it. Clearly, this...

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7 months ago

Muddy for President

Thanks @founder for all the site updates! I was playing with the function where you can click on all the reviews from a specific user. Cool feature! I just clicked through dozens of...

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stripperlover777

Pavlov’s Gentlemen’s Club

1925 S Texas 6 Houston, TX 77077

discussion started

8 months ago

Pavlov reopening

I stopped by Pavlov’s around 3 on Thursday, right after they opened. No one was taking cover charge at the front desk, so I just walked in. The new renovations look good. They...

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2 years ago

Gulf Coast. I’m not your boss.

St James aerial

Comments made by Dan3635

discussion comment

3 months ago

Please suggest the best club/city for a 10 day dance binge. Thanks! :)

Somehow I left Splendor and Centerfolds off the Houston tour. Sprinkle them in the lineup as it pleases you. Enjoy!

discussion comment

3 months ago

Please suggest the best club/city for a 10 day dance binge. Thanks! :)

Houston. We have solid clubs that meet your requirements. As long as your dress code doesn’t include sweat pants you will be ok. While we do have Spanish speaking clubs, there are plenty of English speakers at most of the clubs. Proposed lineup… you will drive or uber a lot… Day 1: St James from afternoon till close Day 2: day shift at Heartbreakers (great lunch special) … finish with late hours at the Ritz. Day 3: day shift at The Colorado (good food)… finish at Treasures Day 4: day at Cover Girls… finish at Bucks Wild Day 5: day at Polekatz… finish at Vivid Day 6: all day at The Mens Club Day 7: all day at the Mile High Club Day 8: return to your favorite or try some of the Latina clubs (Chicas Locas or Diosa) Day 9: start at Double Shoe and end at Ocean Cabaret (only open Thursday to Sunday). Visit Kemah in the morning. Day 10: bookend the trip with a full day at the St. James Read all of the Reverend Horni Bastards posts before you go. Be safe. Tell us how it was. How much money do you plan to spend? I would guess this would be at least $10k for me.

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3 months ago

Strip clubbing is a lot like fishing

Bucket List. Go to a few random clubs with President Muddy.

discussion comment

5 months ago

The logic of table dances

Muddy. Asking the tough questions. This is the content that I crave on TUSCL. Muddy for president 2024. Let’s get fucked by a genuine PL this time.

review comment

5 months ago

Gulf Coast. I’m not your boss.

One… two… three clubs in one afternoon.

Nope Swag. I paid for the lap dances. Just not willing to pay for the VIP.

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2021	4	1	0	0
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