Comments by GooberMan (page 4)

Oh, I forgot one other hobby, the source of my handle: http://www.quicksandvisuals.com I do not create these videos. I just buy them.

What does RON abbreviate? Perhaps the site owner can add that to the Glossary here.

Tropical H2O, how did he get all his stuff on you? I assume he managed to sneak his member out of his pants -- or was he just wearing really thin pants?

Vito, Wiggles is not the best place in that area. Go to Inner Room in Cocoa Beach for some real action. I will say that Amy at Wiggles looked decent and gave decent dances. She would let me feel her tits but not suck them. She said she nearly lost a breast from a staph infection when some old geezer bit her there!

Anything to do with beautiful women sinking in quicksand, preferably until they disappear and blow bubbles. Having a dancer whisper a fantasy in my ear of her sinking as she dances for me earns her a nice fat tip.

I wear stretchy black nylon exercise shorts under my black silk pajama bottoms. This offers the best of all worlds for me.

I get an erection and release whenever possible during lap dances.

Anything by Ayn Rand, Anthony Robbins, Hyrum Smith, Charles Givens, Suze Orman or Stephen Covey.

I forgot to add that some of the other climax inducers have included Latinas and one Black as well as some Whites. On this last one, the most recent was a hard body from the Czech Republic. But my all time favorite, who has since quit the business, was a young White local. Wow! She could ride me like no other.

The first dancer ever to make me climax in a club -- quite unexpectedly -- was a hot Brazilian blonde named Clarissa in the Inner Room in Cocoa Beach, Florida. Alas, she married and moved south.

For those who noted the emptiness of the OTC experience: The sex probably felt empty because human beings naturally hunger for love, intimacy, warmth and connection. The hedonistic pleasure of a lap dance or a one-night stand has its value, but it can never replace the satisfaction of a genuine lovemaking experience with a partner in a long-term commitment. Once you experience it, all else pales by comparison.

I have no sisters and one brother 12 years older than I am. So I was practically an only child.

I prefer day shift. I can usually find a good dancer even during the day, she has more time to give me the attention I want and I can relax and enjoy myself more when the club is uncrowded. Packed crowds just sap my energy and keep me from enjoying myself as much. The managers and bouncers seem less concerned about spying as well, thus giving me more opportunities for higher mileage.

Chitownlawyer, I hope your FAQ includes clarification about the long term consequences of getting busted for various offenses in a strip club. I mean specifically the lasting label of "sex offender" that can lump a boob fondler with a child molester in the eyes of the public. You warned of this in a post some months ago.

Golfer99 wrote: << I would suggest that several of us get off our lazy asses and get some action (not lp types) from the girls so we can get their opinions. >> What are "lp types"? I did not see that term in the Glossary page on this site.

I personally avoid contact with the kitty altogether. It can harbor too many contagious and incurable diseases! When I read the title of this thread, I thought it would discuss deep French kissing (DFK). We had that discussion a while back at http://tuscl.com/discuss-thread.asp?DiscussID=87803 That seems reasonably safe.

I only go when my wife goes out of town. That varies from three months to a year. I could not afford to go more often, anyway. Perhaps put more bluntly: I could not justify spending more money on strippers based on my personal values. I have my own bank accounts and do all the household books, so my wife would not notice the money being spent. So that is not an issue. I just do not value strip clubs with nearly the zeal of others here. Chitown, are you still married? What does your wife say about this if she knows? If she does not know, how do you keep it from her when you visit a club in town? I keep a bottle of Febreze in my car to kill the smell of cigarette smoke and perfume on my person after leaving a club on those rare occasions when I visit a club while my wife is home.

The girls with a little extra flesh on their bones have more to grab and squeeze and rub and jiggle. Mmmmmm... While I do not consider myself a "chubby chaser," some of the best dances I have ever gotten came from the fleshier ones. The skinny ones just do not have enough in the front or the back to rub me the right way! As for adjectives to describe these dancers, I prefer the term <i>buxom</i> which means "vigorously or healthily plump; full-bosomed." As for the plainly obese ones, I pass. They shift from a healthy hourglass shape to a pear shape or worse. Eeeeewwww!

A dancer named August used to dance at Show-n-Tell in Philadelphia, FONDL. I met her at Playmates in Cocoa, Florida a few years ago. She corroborated your statements and they rang a bell when you posted them here. She said that they had a guy who literally cleaned each room after each use. "What did they do in the private rooms?" I asked. "Jerk off!" she laughed. Evidently she got fired from Playmates for prostitution or some silliness like that. I heard that she started a local escort service so I did a Google search and, to my surprise, I actually found her listed as "August Entertainment" in the local list of registered businesses! I felt shocked! How can someone list herself as an actual escort service in the government list of registered businesses? I checked the addresses listed and they looked bogus, but the phone number actually did reach her. We talked briefly and she said she had girls who all worked for a flat $200 hourly rate. I did not pursue that avenue, but I still find myself reeling at how flagrantly people ignore the law. If I ever get that desperate, I will purchase an airline ticket to Reno and secure the services of the Bunny Ranch.

Stuff like this maintains my militant atheism and love of liberty.

The Inspiral condom sounds like an artificial foreskin. The foreskin acts as a natural lubricator and gliding mechanism when left intact. It also has millions of nerve endings that heighten sensation. Sadly, most American men get circumcised at birth for reasons rooted in religion and not medicine. No valid medical reason exists for circumcising in the absence of disease. Good hygiene, easily practiced today, makes disease prevention easy. Few medical conditions exist warranting circumcision. Do a Google search to get educated on the foolishness of male circumcision. If I ever have a son, he will remain intact. My parents did not leave me intact. I might consider the Inspiral condom because of this. Thank you for sharing.

If I did clubs on a regular basis, I would visit my favorite one every late Sunday afternoon. I have gotten some of my best dances during that time and with the slowness of the club, I do not have to fight any crowds to get what I want.

I became an atheist in 1988 after reading various books by Ayn Rand about her "philosophy for living on earth," Objectivism. I now consider myself a practitioner of that philosophy, which argues persuasively that the only moral purpose of human life is simply to enjoy productive living. Visit http://www.rebirthofreason.com and click the blue "Objectivism" button in the top right corner to learn more.

<p>From http://aynrandlexicon.com/lexicon/humor.html we have this:</p> <p><i>Humor is not an unconditional virtue; its moral character depends on its object. To laugh at the contemptible, is a virtue; to laugh at the good, is a hideous vice. Too often, humor is used as the camouflage of moral cowardice.</i></p> <p>"Bootleg Romanticism," <i>The Romantic Manifesto,</i> 133.</p> <p>(I hope I got the formatting right on this post.)</p>

Sorry about the double posting. Connection problems. I thought there was a way to delete posts but apparently not.