Unusual strip clubs
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What's the most unusual club you've ever been to, the one most unlike any other? For me I'd have to say Show-n-Tell Showbar in Philly. You enter a XXX-book/video store and walk out the back door, at which point you can turn right or left. If you turn right you go through a turnstile (after paying some money) and circle around to where a bunch of guys are either standing or sitting on coolers, watching girls dance nude onstage, or more accurately the girls are laying on their backs with legs spread and guys are tossing crumpled dollar bills at their crotches from behind a restraining rope a few feet away, There are few if any places to sit, almost everyone is standing in front of the stage, and no drinks of any kind are sold, it's just a stage show. Girls then circulate soliciting LDs in nearby booths. If instead of going into the stage area you turn left after leaving the bookstore, there are a group of other girls standing outside of little rooms offering private bed dances in the nude and you are also invited to remove most of your clothing. The dances are timed and you pay by the minute. This place is totally unlike any other club I've ever seen, and very popular especially with college students. It's like a fraternity party with hookers.
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And I agree with Chitown, I'd never go into a hot tub in a club. The girls never promoted it very much and some of them wouldn't do it at all.
Club Cabare't in Peoria is strange because of all the little services they offer, in an attempt to be sort of a spa for men...you can get a haircut, shoeshine, massage (clean), oil change for your car, etc. It is a very tacky, amateurish place, though....not enjoyable at all, which is quite an achievement for a full nude alcohol club that has decent looking girls.
At the Century in City of Industry, CA, one of the first clubs I ever went to, in the early 90s, the girls danced in these three-sided frames that reminded me of tomato frames.The customer sat at the open end of the frame. At the customer's end, there was a meter box into which a tolen was deposited by someone (I don't remember if it was the dancer, the patron, or a non-dancer staff member). The dancer stopped dancing when the meter ran out, and a buzzer went off.
No wonder the shower isn't used very often ...
At one or two clubs in Toronto and in Houston there are enclosed outdoor decks where you can sunbathe, or watch dancers sunbathe topless. I've never seen those in use either, but the fantasy about applying sunscreen lotion does get me going ...
There is a club in Miami that used to do the shower thing, usually with two women. It is still open without the showers. The shower area was actually outside in a patio. They closed that down and did do showers inside for a short time. Name of the club is the Alley Cat.
Most "unusual" as in, OUTSTANDING? Definitely Fantasia, in Richmond Hill, Ontario, Canada (just north of Toronto) in the mid-1990s. It was a free-for-all brothel-type arrangement. Still looking for that type of service in the USA!
It cost 45 DM to get in, which was about $25 back then. There was a big circular stage that rotated in the center and there were chairs all around it. For about 45 minutes, different people would come out on stage and have sex with each other. There were all sorts of combinations, girl-girl, three-way, solo, etc. No cumshots though. In fact some of the guys had trouble even getting it up. The girls ranged from so-so to gorgeous. One beautiful brunette got herself off with a toy. It might have been faked, but she did it so good, who cares?
The grand finale was a blonde woman, about 30 years old and about 20 lbs too heavy, who came on and used several different kinds of dildos on herself and then she did tricks with her vagina. She blew out a candle and picked stuff up off the stage with it. At the end, she picked a guy from the seats next to the stage and pulled him up onstage with her. She laid him down and rubbed her kitty on his face and clothes. Then she pulled out his (little) johnson and proceeded to blow him. It took about ten seconds and she must have known he was about to blow because she pulled back and jerked him off. He blew his load all over the front row. Everyone was ducking and several people got splattered. It was like being at a perverted Gallager show. He jumped up with a very satisfied grin on his face and went back to his seat.
When we left the club by the back door, we walked up an alley and into a parking garage where there was an area that seemed to be set aside for prostitutes. You just walked around among girls and women of all shapes, sizes, and ages and picked one out. The rates ran from 5 DM (about $3) for a BJ back in the corner, to 50 DM (about $30) for full service, 10 DM for the room. For 200 to 300 DM, you could have a girl all night. Some of those girls were HOT. One girl who looked to be about 17 or 18 (16 was legal in Germany back then) and had the most perfect boobs I've ever seen was walking around wearing nothing but sheer panties. I didn't partake because the AIDs epidemic was in full swing and these girls were not picky about protection. Still, it was fun to test the merchandise. The girls would let you fondle them all over and most would fondle back.
Very strange evening.
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From: Ginger Avante'
Date: Sat, May 10 1997 3:00 am
Hey ASS-Cers...been a while since I have posted....
Show and Tel is still just as exciting as ever....and they have been
updating their web site...the dude that is maintaining it is a loser,
and doesn't read the NG, but he gets to take pictures of hot chicks
for $45/month...he thinks he's got it made...the url is
www.showandtel.com
There has been a feature working in the Showbar lately named Heidi
Hooters. I believe she is from Canada originally and mostly worked
there. She never made movies but has enormous implants and is rather
entertaining. Great performer, but not very raunchy. She has been
working the booths on occasion, but mostly just performs in the bar.
(which is BYOBeer)
I am still working in the private booths and entertaining the troops.
Some days are good, but it hasn't been as busy as last year at this
time. Nothing terribly interesting or note-worthy since the dwarf
came in and asked me to sneeze on his penis.
I have been phantasizing about Bob "I already came twice but, ok"
Smyth.
Happy Laps.
G.
Ginger Avante'
Brazen Hussy
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Evidently she got fired from Playmates for prostitution or some silliness like that. I heard that she started a local escort service so I did a Google search and, to my surprise, I actually found her listed as "August Entertainment" in the local list of registered businesses! I felt shocked! How can someone list herself as an actual escort service in the government list of registered businesses?
I checked the addresses listed and they looked bogus, but the phone number actually did reach her. We talked briefly and she said she had girls who all worked for a flat $200 hourly rate. I did not pursue that avenue, but I still find myself reeling at how flagrantly people ignore the law. If I ever get that desperate, I will purchase an airline ticket to Reno and secure the services of the Bunny Ranch.