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19 years ago
I am going to assume that the posters who verified that semen glows under UV light have accurate sources.
The next question to ask is, "What of it?"
I ask because I am about to test the clothing ensemble this board recommended some months ago to me for maximum enjoyment and climax. It will consist of stretchy nylon exercise shorts, black silk pajama bottoms, a deep purple long-sleeve dress shirt worn outside the pants, dark gray socks and black dress shoes.
I want to be able to climax without any obvious signs to the outside world. The material of the shorts is fairly thin and porous, so I can conceive that possibility. These shorts are normally worn for exercise *under* other exercise clothes as far as I can tell. I bought them at Wal-Mart in the underwear section.
I am hoping that the black silk pajama bottoms and overlying dress shirt will do the trick, but wanted insight from more experienced patrons.
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19 years ago
All right, just to settle the issue, here are my findings:
1. I climaxed in the club as planned wearing the aforementioned black clothing. The good news is that nothing glowed. The bad news is that the thin spandex underpants and thin silk pajama bottoms still allowed some very minor dampness to soak to the outside, though not enough to stir anyone's notice. If the dancer noticed, she didn't say anything even though I politely told her what was happening inside my pants.
2. When I arrived home a short time later, I used an incandescent black light bulb to examine the inside of my underwear. Again, nothing glowed.
So evidently neither fluorescent nor incandescent black lights will cause semen to glow.
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19 years ago
Last weekend, for the first time ever, a dancer pulled at my waistband with one hand and put her other hand into my shorts. This was unexpected and uninvited. She only did this long enough to "adjust" my member so she could point it up in line with my zipper -- and her butt crack. "I just need to 'adjust' you so I can get you off with my ass," she said. Alas, the crowded room on a Saturday night made the distractions too numerous for me to relax and concentrate on that. Well, I had fun anyway.
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19 years ago
I have heard that straight women go because they find it sexy to be around sexy women. I guess they feel a sense of osmosis of the sexiness transposed from the dancers to themselves. A straight woman told me this and said straight men are too inhibited to feel the same way about being around sexy men. Hmmmmmm...
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19 years ago
Oh, since we are on this topic, I wanted to mention something weird that happened last week.
I work at a large facility that employs thousands of people. A female engineer I know casually from some training classes appeared as a customer with some guy friends of hers at a club. It was dark and I had to catch a glimpse of her from several angles as I meandered about the floor, but I am quite sure it was her. I opted not to strike up a conversation given all the other guy friends at her table and given how little I know her. We did make eye contact once and she looked at me like she recognized me.
I did not really know what to make of the situation. She is straight as far as I know. I thought she was married with children. But, of course, I know better than to make assumptions about anyone.
Anyway, it was one of those strange scenarios.
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19 years ago
Chitownlawyer, I think you meant that last line to read "power over males."
Hey, lopaw, the club I described is near me in Cocoa Beach, Florida. Hope I didn't disappoint you!
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19 years ago
Well, heck, I used to think messy pants never happened, but I only learned otherwise within the last year or so. Now I just do it on purpose whenever I can.
As for seeing someone I know outside the club as a dancer, that has yet to happen. Whether I decide to employ her services when it does happen will depend on whether I find her attractive and how gossipy I think she is. I would not kiss and tell, but she might, and I just do not want the hassle from others at work or wherever. I imagine it could be a fantastic experience if done correctly with the right woman.
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19 years ago
Hey, minnow, what are "PR seats"?
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19 years ago
NASA Space Station Mechanical Engineer
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19 years ago
I had a dancer tell me I made her wet and offered to let me feel the moist crotch of her thong, but I declined.
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19 years ago
I have a fetish for seeing women sink in quicksand. Visit
http://www.quicksandvisuals.com
to learn more. I sometimes get the dancers to whisper sinking fantasies softly in my ear for me for tips. What a rush!
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19 years ago
No, but I instructed a dancer to tell me that during a nice grinding dance just to enhance the fantasy aspect of the experience. It was a rush that led to a satisfying climax.
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19 years ago
Edit: Cocoa, Florida. Read the review back on June 22, 2005 for the raid story.
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19 years ago
I have not looked for a hand job in these clubs though one dancer did surprise me when she thrust her hand into my pants to "adjust" my member so it would align with her behind the right way for a lap dance.
If I did get an actual hand job, I would want it done with the hand outside the pants. So tell me about that. How well does that work? I would think she could climax me in no time assuming I wore my usual stretchy bike shorts and silk pajama bottoms.
I am not into playing guessing games so I would just ask for it using the most discreet words anyone here can share.
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19 years ago
I have had two professional massages in legitimate clinics.
The first came because I overstepped my workout limits and got unbelievably sore. I didn't care who or what did the massage -- I just needed some RELIEF! My entire neck and shoulder area felt like they had turned to marble from all the lactic acid. So I took the first therapist available -- a man. He got me fixed and back in business.
The second came because I had a lot of emotional stress from dealing with hurricane damage to my house. A lovely lady near my house had a clinic so I booked an appointment. That made a difference.
Interestingly, she warned me about some of the other clinics in the area of the kind others here have described. So if I ever want an erotic massage, I guess I know where to go!
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19 years ago
When the raid happens, what happens to the Johns there? Setting aside disease concerns, an arrest or conviction record is not a good thing, especially if your job depends on it.
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19 years ago
Regarding the "sexual offender" legal status, can getting caught fondling and kissing a stripper's breasts earn the offender that label?
What about having an orgasm inside your pants that makes the outside appear damp?
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19 years ago
What are the most likely days and times for a raid? Is there a pattern?
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19 years ago
Tropical H2O, how would I get friendly enough with an attractive licensed massage therapist to get her to give me a massage while she is fully undressed? Would that take place in her office or would she have to make a house call with her portable table?
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19 years ago
FONDL wrote:
<< Or look under "massage" in the yellow pages -- the ones that keep normal business hours and require an appointment are likely to be legitimate. (If they say "no appointment necessary" or "open to 11 pm" or such they aren't.) >>
Hmmmmmmm...
The one I visited most recently posts hours of 10 AM to 10 PM. She was the only one there and I had to wait because I just walked into the place and she had another customer. She gave me a regular massage and even spoke disparagingly of the illegitimate places in the area. But it was the middle of a Saturday afternoon.
What do you think?
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19 years ago
What is an AMP?
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19 years ago
FONDL, perhaps I will visit that massage clinic around 9:00 PM or later just to test your theory!
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19 years ago
No, it is not wrong unless you promised your lover that you would not do it and lie to keep the relationship. If she demands that you not go, you need to make a value judgment about whether you value the pleasure of the relationship or the pleasure of the strip club more.
Sometimes it pays to dump the relationship and retain your social freedom. Such a woman may have security issues that could strangle you in other ways over the long haul.
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19 years ago
As FONDL predicted, I have an engineering degree -- BS in Mechanical Engineering.
Given his comment about engineers and women, this joke seems appropriate:
Three men were sitting and discussing whether they would rather spend time with their wives or their mistresses.
The businessman said he would tell his wife he was on a business trip and spend the time with his mistress.
The ambassador said he would tell his mistress he was on a mission to another country and spend the time with his wife.
The engineer said he would tell each woman he was with the other woman so he could spend the time in the lab!
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19 years ago
I exercise using the P90X program through http://www.beachbody.com every single day.
I also spend a considerable amount of time at http://www.rebirthofreason.com engaging in intellectual discussions aimed at human flourishing.