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NFL Playoff Predictions Based Solely On Team City's Stripclub Strength

OK, a belated tongue in cheek prediction of NFL Playoff results based on my "knowledge" of applicable city/area stripclub scene. This post on todays games: SAINTS VS 49ers: Great, 2 cities that have a number of Deja Vu clubs/ tourist trap…

minnowElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 3 36

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NFL Playoff Predictions- Based Solely On Team City Stripclub Strength

OK, the time of the year for Playoff Predictions. This is my tongue-in-cheek guess, based on perceived strength of the city's stripclubs. I weigh factors like quantity and quality of clubs, Tuscl ratings, mileage, etc. First post covers AFC…

minnowElite Reviewer15 yrs ago 3 22

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T100- Some Perspective...

I thought I'd weigh in on a topic that has been periodically raised: Tuscl's own Top 100 list. IMO, an imperfect list with imperfect criterion, but not totally flawed. From my perspective of having visited 24 of the 100 clubs on…

minnowElite Reviewer15 yrs ago 2 11

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Vegas SC Cliff Notes: Keep Bumping or Make Sticky Thread

I haven't been to Vegas in nearly a decade,(remember Crazy Horse Too??) and is one of several cities on my "to do" list. Quite frankly, the plethora of choices available (club and hotel- wise) is quite bewildering to wade through…

minnowElite Reviewer16 yrs ago 4 16

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NBA Playoff Predictions: Based On Strength of Stripclubs In Home Team City

Here's my tongue in cheek predictions on the fly: East- Cleveland in 4, Charlotte in 7, Atlanta in 6, Miami in 5 West- LA Lakers in 4, Dallas in 5, Phoenix in 5, Denver in 6.

minnowElite Reviewer16 yrs ago 2 18

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"Trainable"??? Yea or Nay??

As an offshoot to the low mileage thread..... Lets say you encounter a new dancer, or its your 1st visit to club in new city that you may get repetitive visits to. She looks better than most dancers, you pick…

minnowElite Reviewer16 yrs ago 1 8

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Your Personal Frame of Reference/Grading Standards:

I'm sure you've all waded through reviews and wondered how the hell some guys came up with the grade(s) they did. For me, the focal point of my grade is the overall blend of dancer attractiveness/ mileage/contact levels. Within reason,…

minnowElite Reviewer16 yrs ago 1 13

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Rob Alert

No, I'm not talking acronymn, I mean actually robbed in club. On some recent visits to Cheetahs, San Diego, I encountered 1 or 2 pickpockets. The main case occured as I was getting ready to leave club. A short brunette…

minnowElite Reviewer16 yrs ago 1 6

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Russian........ Play or Ploy???

I'm assuming that most people here are familiar with the term. Yes, that can be a turn on, and a good something of a different spice(PLAY). Yet, on the flip side, I can sometimes sense a PLOY. The ploy being that…

minnowElite Reviewer16 yrs ago 2 14

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How Loaded A Question.............????

"Would you like some company", "Do you mind if I join you",et al..... Anywhere from a nanosecond to a song after saying yes, the inevitable(depending on club setup) "buy the lady a drink" comes up. Overpricing may be slight to ridiculous,…

minnowElite Reviewer16 yrs ago 3 16

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Max % of Club Visit Budget CC Should Be/ Your Limits??

What % of your total club visit should cover charge be? What is the highest cover (or "get inside the door") you've paid ? The most you'd be willing to routinely pay? 1) I'm going to say 10% tops. I'll further…

minnowElite Reviewer16 yrs ago 3 16

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"Who Let The Dogs Out"?

As a direct opposite of recent most attractive dancers club thread: Which club(s) have you been in fairly recently where the dancers were universally unattractive that you wanted DJ to play the song "Who Let The Dogs Out"? Due…

minnowElite Reviewer16 yrs ago 11

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Which Clubs Have The Most Attractive Dancers?

......... In recent visits (Past Year)- I'd say (in no particular order)- 4 Play(Los Angeles), Babes (Scottsdale,AZ), Bare Ellegance (Los Angeles), Cheetahs( San Diego), Mons Venus (Tampa). The ones that I haven't been to in a while, I'd say Lodge…

minnowElite Reviewer16 yrs ago 1 11

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ITC Habits/Preferences

When you go to a club, do you go just to see one specific dancer, or do you get dances/VIP's from several different dancers? If later is the case, how many different dancers do you lap? Myself, it varies.…

minnowElite Reviewer16 yrs ago 2 16

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Slight Off Topic: NBA Playoff Predictions Based On City Stripclub Merits

1st Round East: Another "tongue in cheek" playoff winner prediction based solely on city stripclub merits. Please feel free to comment or add your own on the stripclub merits. For now, here's 1st round East, West to follow on other…

minnowElite Reviewer17 yrs ago 2 20

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"Factor Grade Tweaking": How Do You Adjust ?

I still think that Tuscl is the best stripclub review site out there for customers, but I often find myself with a dilemma on how to tweak the factor grades to reflect my overall opinion. Some specifics: 1) Club grade: Which…

minnowElite Reviewer17 yrs ago 15 7

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Not Quite Mile High, Censored XXX

Browsing through old paper, plus google links, came up with this "extra": tmz.com/2009/02/05/pilots-xxx-flight-the-blow-by-blow/

minnowElite Reviewer17 yrs ago 1 4

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Stripclub City Strengths vs NFL Playoff Results: Any Correlation??

Playoff time again. I'm putting forth my "tongue-in-cheek" playoff predictions based solely on my experienced/percceived relative strength of respective city stripclubs vs one another. Please feel free to comment, based on your experience with the city's clubs. …

minnowElite Reviewer17 yrs ago 3 13

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Customer Turn Off's.....How Not To Be That Club

OK, so there are far fewer clubs than there are dancers & customers. It is also true that people will put up with a certain ammount of crap as a price to pay in pursuit of "certain things." None the…

minnowElite Reviewer17 yrs ago 1 8

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63, 63 plus 3

I've finished reading the paper- not 1 word mentioned the event that occured 63 years ago Aug. 9, 1945. The Aug. 6 papers might have mentioned it 6-8 pages back. I'm referring to the dropping of 2nd atomic bomb on Nagasaki,…

minnowElite Reviewer17 yrs ago 4 32

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How Long & How Often To Get to ATF Status.

ATF is a term that I frequently hear bandied about. I'm curious how many visits that it took for you to find, and frequency of subsequent visits to maintain ATF? Weekly, monthly, quarterly?? Did you hit paydirt on very 1st…

minnowElite Reviewer18 yrs ago 5 42

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NFL Playoff Results vs Strength of Stripclubs:Any Correlation??

OK, we've seen SB results vs stock market gains, etc. Here's my guesses on upcoming NFC playoffs, based solely upon relative strength (combo of no./quality of stripclubs, mileage, club venues, etc) of playoff team cities. 1) Washington Redskins vs Seattle Seahawks:…

minnowElite Reviewer18 yrs ago 2 12

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"R.O.B. Screening"

Fellas: What are some "red flags" that you look for to screen out the "R.O.B.'s". Often, its a certain intangible, but, depending on club setup/ tiers of service available, here are a few tangibles. 1) Unwillingness to do "test drive"-…

minnowElite Reviewer18 yrs ago 1 25

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Do Things Really "Get Better" In VIP (Or more expensive option)

IMO, a qualified NO. Pretty much, what you get in basic dances is what you get in VIP. In 2 cases, things did get better, once on subsequent visits, another time, that night. But, both times, mileage was at basically…

minnowElite Reviewer18 yrs ago 5 25

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"Lap Factory": Your Definition, and "In The Dictionary" Club

I've seen the term "lap factory" bandied about on DB, and reviews. I lay no claim to originating term, my "understanding" of lap factory is, roughly that of a club that pushes lapdances hard on the customer, and de-emphasizes, or…

minnowElite Reviewer18 yrs ago 3 12
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