Vegas SC Cliff Notes: Keep Bumping or Make Sticky Thread

minnow
Any place that interests me.
I haven't been to Vegas in nearly a decade,(remember Crazy Horse Too??) and is one of several cities on my "to do" list. Quite frankly, the plethora of choices available (club and hotel- wise) is quite bewildering to wade through all of the reports. So, to kick off this thread, I offer my "Cliff Notes" based on the reviews that I've waded through:

1) If you want best eye candy and don't mind high pressure/hustle atmosphere, go to SRLV.
2) If you desire a place with reasonably attractive dancers and decent $$ value and less hustle, go to Cheetahs.
3) Other "worthwhile" clubs ( those with 6 or higher Tuscl grade) are bracketed somewhere between #1 & #2 in dancer attractivess/ hustle factor.
4) Avoid taking cab to club(s).

Please feel free to add to or modify these Cliff Notes.

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samsung1
14 years ago
Call the club to see if they offer shuttles. I know SRLV used to charge a $50 cover (now I think it is $30) but they waived the charge if you called for their shuttle.

I could also go through and identify the 24/7 clubs in Vegas..but I don't feel like it right now lol
samsung1
14 years ago
OK, I just did it:
Clubs listed as 24/7 on tuscl in Vegas:
Play It Again, Sam's Cabaret
Rick's Cabaret
Spearmint Rhino
Sapphire Gentlemen's Club
Cheetahs
Crazy Horse III
Olympic Garden- OG

Several Vegas clubs do not have their hours listed on tuscl but I am guessing those are probably not 24/7.
sinclair
14 years ago
The cab payoff in Las Vegas is out of hand.
vincemichaels
14 years ago
sounds like a good reason to pass by Vegas if I swing out West
samsung1
14 years ago
strip clubs are only part of the vegas experience..anyone know a review site for casinos?
CTQWERTY
14 years ago
Minnow, if you want a laugh for yourself to recall in future times, visit the "PussyCat Lounge // 3525 S. Procyon St // Las Vegas, Nevada 89103" Although the $10 cover may leave you feeling ripped off. At least Rick's is just two blocks north from the PussyCat, and an evening saver if you hit both in the same swing. [I got the impression at Rick's several gals were looking for OTC business to "pay the bills."
londonguy
14 years ago
Sam, not sure on that one but personally I love Planet Hollywood and Ceasers Palace. The 'M' resort a couple of miles south of the airport is also superb. They are all pretty much the same though.
theriddler
14 years ago
I enjoyed the OG in the morning/afternoon as there is no cover, free semi-private booths, very friendly ladies, flexible pricing and inexpensive beverages. A very good value. I had a blast there. I did my morning walk from my strip hotel to the OG bar. Twice. Enjoy.
Slothrop
14 years ago
The best times to see the hottest looking entertainers is Friday & Saturday night. Midnight to 3am are the best hours. It will be very crowded. You'll want to have a plan before you enter (lots of "no thank you's" to the first few that approach you for a dance). Take an hour to choose, at least. Bring hundred dollar bills. Keep in mind that these are Las Vegas dancers -- they've heard it all & seen it all. You're not in Kansas anymore. If you show up at a Vegas strip club at 12 noon on a Tuesday, please do not post on this board how "disappointed" you were.
imnumnutz
14 years ago
agree with slothrop, but lemme add couple things. check with vegas convention websites to see when the big conventions like CES and World Gaming Expo will take place...dancers come in from all over the country for these. but many attendees will go to strip clubs only to look, not buy. girls will in many cases treat you like a hero during convention time if you'll just open yr wallet a lil bit.
samsung1
14 years ago
Columbus, OH will be getting its first casino soon (it was approved via city voting with several restrictions like NO FREE BOOZE allowed to be offered)...I will be curious to see if any new strip clubs will be built around it.

I have heard free booze is given out at casinos in LV but NOT at the strip clubs...
vincemichaels
14 years ago
Yeah, the casinos want you drunk, LOL
samsung1
14 years ago
imnumnutz brings up a great point...I have got mileage off the tracks during the Arnold Classic and the Memorial Tournament in Columbus/ Dublin (suburb). I also think club is so busy and not enough security so the dancers are more liberal with the mileage.

Although after the memorial tournament sometimes can not be good because those golfers come loaded with cash and spoil the dancers after they are done golfing.
shadowcat
14 years ago
sam, you are right about golfers. They only get away from their SO's a few times a year and when they do, they spend big time. A year or so ago 5 or 6 of them drove down from the NE in a motor coach home, to golf at Myrtle Beach SC. They took a side trip to Columbia to visit the Platinum Plus. In a review they said that management bent over back wards for them.
minnow
14 years ago
What do golf tournaments or non-LV casino construction have to do with the price of corn in Kansas, OR.............. a quick concise 1 page or less guide for a newbie/long absence visitor to Las Vegas strip clubs?

I was hoping for more posts along the lines of the top 3 clubs for eye candy, top 3 clubs for mileage, top 3 clubs to have some chill space, decent hotels within walking distance of good clubs, hotels that routinely make trips to clubs, dayshifts that should be seen or avoided, cab/limo "deals" to grab or avoid,etc. In short, the kinds of tidbits that will make a visit go smoother, all encapsulated on a 1 pg. printout.

I know, this is an internet chat board- ask what time it is, someone will tell you how to build a watch, followed by someone else saying that the Swiss makes the best watches. Next thing you know, people start posting about Swiss chocolate, the best delis ( Swiss vs other cheeses), and a multitude of vacation ski packages ( Swiss Alps starting point), etc, etc, etc.

Just checking in to let 'yall know that I'd still like to "know what time it is in Vegas" ( allegorically, not literally speaking), and maybe, where I can get a good deal on a watch.
samsung1
14 years ago
I got a good cliff notes review on several Vegas clubs by reading reviews by londonguy. His reviews were concise and easy to read. Another reviewer I like to read from is Joe from NJ. He is more knowledgeable on the LV clubs than londonguy but his reviews are longer and take a little bit longer to read.
I have sent out a PM to Joe from NJ to ask him if he could participate in this thread with his knowledge.
Also one thing you could do is add all the Las Vegas strip clubs to your hotlist and then print off the hotlist page so you have a quick reference page so you know what clubs are nude/topless, what clubs are popular/busy (based of # of reviews), quality (based on rating but also consider # of reviews), and address/location.
Good luck with your LV trip. Hopefully you can copy/paste things out of this thread for your cliff notes..I hope the list 24/7 LV strip clubs I made will be useful for you.
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