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9 years ago
There is maybe a 10-20% chance I'd buy dances from her but only if the stars aligned whereby there were no better dancers available, a long stripclub dry spell had elapsed, and she had a good approach. In other words, maybe only to avoid blue balls.
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9 years ago
Juice, you need to watch "My Mickers" channel on You Tube. He has one clip on best stripclub colognes, though I don't think that you can get any on his list at Walmart.
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9 years ago
JS69- I say put the $ sign in place of the S. Some people might take DS to mean dog shit...........
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9 years ago
Didn't someone start a similar thread within the last several months ? For me, its pretty much a 3 way tie between New Balance, Asics, and Brooks running shoes. For the NB fans out there, go to www.joesnewbalanceoutlet.com. They have some good deals on slightly outdated models.(As in initially introduced 1-3 years ago.)
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9 years ago
Doctor informs man that the tests confirm terminal illness with only a few weeks left to live.
Man says- "Doc, this is really hitting me hard because there are some things on my bucket list to experience." "Is there any treatment of yours that can extend my life a little.?"
Doctor gazes out window for a few seconds, then says-"I suggest that you marry a Jewish woman and move to Kansas with her."
Man: "Really, doc, how will that make me live longer?"
Doc: "It won't help you live longer, but it will make it seem like longer."
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9 years ago
As others say, not to worry in a stripclub. In fact, I'm eagerly awaiting a movie from the same people who brought us "White Men Can't Jump" to bring us "White Girls Can't Twerk."
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9 years ago
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azddOn the prowl in Tucson and Phoenix
The way you described her, I'd wager she has MULTIPLE regulars. I'd also wager that the "other regular" has seen her more often and/or spent more money than you have. Even so, would have been nice to be more on the level with you. I'd try CP's suggestion...........
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9 years ago
I personally favor paying cash for a late model pre-owned car with some warranty still left on it, and keeping it for 6 years or more.
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9 years ago
Welcome to the digital age. A few years back, I saw at least one hotel starting to wean their guests away from the customary USA Today waiting for you at your door in the morning. The welcome letter said that guests get free online version of USA Today, and that paper copies are available at the front desk. Translation- "We've got better things for our employees to do than deliver your paper to your door. If you really want a paper copy, you can get your ass down to the front desk and get it yourself."
There was a stretch of years where I bought subscriptions through PCH in the hopes that jolly Ed would come knocking on my door with the multimillion dollar check in hand. After his death, I just lost interest in it. Yes, I got PB mainly for the pictures, but also for interviews. Naked centerfolds and interviews with the likes of Trump, Putin, Jimmy Carter, etc. was a combination that was hard to beat.
@Super Dude- I think you might be right about Playboy going Chapter 11. When you start messing with the main reason people buy your magazine, things go downhill from there. Cutting costs can only take you so far. Holding the opposing team to fewer points isn't going to help if you don't score some points yourself. To paraphrase one airline executive: "Cut enough cheese from a pizza, nobody will want to buy it."
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9 years ago
Gay riddle time....................
R: A fag couple and a lesbian couple are instructed to wake up at sunrise Saturday morning to drive from Los Angeles to San Francisco. The fags are driving a Lexus, the lesbians a Prius. Which couple got to SF first, and why?
A: The lesbian couple got there first. They got there lickety split while the fags spent a bunch of time packing their shit.
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9 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
On any given Sunday..... Yes, rick, I know you're looking ahead to the playoffs already. I also watched the 07 Pats steamroll over everyone (I recall a lot of 35-10ish victory margins) until that Sunday in Feb 2008 when they met up with the NY Giants. In 1968, the (then) Baltimore Colts were steamrolling over nearly everyone on the way to a 13-1 regular season record. They even got a pictorial writeup in at least one major magazine. Then 1 Sunday in Jan. 1969, "Joe Willie" made good on his promise.
Sometimes, a dark horse does the deed.
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9 years ago
Any airline with Wi Tu Lo, Sum Ting Wong, or Ho Li Fuk up front....................................
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9 years ago
If you went to the same club every Saturday, you could submit 52 reviews in a year. However, ~ 3/4 of them wouldn't count towards VIP membership since one can't review a club more than once every month to count. (Might be 4 wks. interval). So, only 12-13 reviews would count, I'm sure Tuscl members would appreciate the non-counters provided something original and interesting happened on each visit.
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9 years ago
Let's see- OP has started 3 threads, 2 of them are griping about aspects of stripclubbing. What's next- complaining about being hit up for dances by ugly dancers only, or about umpteen "wanna dance" robodancers driving by not taking the time to get to know you, or bathroom troll doesn't have your favorite candy.
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9 years ago
I guess you could read back on the 3 previous threads that you started on this same subject...........
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9 years ago
U know, gawker, I h8 it whn ppl txt 2mch...................
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9 years ago
rockstar, I'll put it to you this way. My 1st and only visit to MKE clubs happened 20 years ago. I was very disappointed in my visits to multiple different clubs (2-3). I went there expecting better after a plug from a submitter in a Stripclub Guide magazine. This still stands out as 1 of my 3 worst stripclub visits in the last 2 decades. Still interested ? I'll second M-saults suggestion, except make that free porn.
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9 years ago
OMG, is this the "other half" of the Arden 95 couple that posted on the pink site recently ? Has OP ever been to a stripclub ? Why hasn't he posted any reviews ? That would give him 4 weeks to study up on the best clubs for couples in the (not so) greater NY/NJ metro area.
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9 years ago
I first learned of the news when I sauntered over to a bookstore with a lot of "wildlife pics" reading material. Upon walking in I saw a burning WTC on the portable TV. I heard someone say something about terrorists crashing a plane into WTC. My initial thought was that they'd rented a couple of light planes loaded with a homemade bomb,to crash into the WTC. Then I thought "wait a minute, this seems like too large a fire to be started by a small plane. It took a while to sink in what had happened. Like many others, it was incomprehensible that terrorists would takeover multiple airliners to deliberately crash into targeted large buildings. No more as subsequent shoe bomber and underwear bomber incidents showed.
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9 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
I was out of town on a business trip on 911. After being glued to the TV for several hours, I felt an attitude adjustment was in order. There happened to be a stripclub within reasonable walking distance. One of my coworkers agreed with my idea. Although I wouldn't characterize the atmosphere as somber, neither was it a "party atmosphere" with a blabby DJ. I think everyone there just needed for something more "normal" to happen. In this case it did in this was just one way weren't going to let the terrorists win.
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9 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
+1 on above. Kudos rick to this and the post that you made on another site several years ago.
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9 years ago
The concept of finding something "not crazy expensive" in the L.A. area is a laughable one. I'll second PK's suggestion for Tropical Lei. I haven't been there in 5 years, it had high mileage, and some babes with "beef" without being fat. If you're worried about raids putiing a damper- DV-NH might be a sleeper. Not as economical as its COI sister, but has it's share of some good reviews.
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9 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
Pats got the "W", but didn't administer the "AW", imho. Brady got 4TDP's but not quite 300 yds. I guess rd's prediction of a rushing TD and 2 FG's might have some merit since Pats defense made a goal line stand, and the Steelers missed 2 FG's.
But an "asswupping"? Steelers moved the ball, but couldn't convert- I recall Steelers amassing 350 yards by late 3Q. Still, a W opener, and thanks for beating Steelers from a Bengals fan.
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9 years ago
I've had 4 "suspected" cases in the last 8 years, and 1 foiled attempt. Suspected meaning that they were cases of having ~ $3-$5 in singles "lifted" from me. Looking back, I recall touchy feely/hugger mugger types in all cases. One may have been the house masseuse. I'm not one to watch every single dollar in the club, but I have good basic awareness on about how many bills I have, and when I need to break change. If the last time you tipped you recall having 4-6 singles and the next time you have only one or none, you've probably been pick pocketed.
That was a good tip, shadowcat, on how dancers can pickpocket. I recall an old Navy Master Chief showing how to put bills or even your wallet into your socks as a countermeasure to the "bump into you" thiefs. One suspected dancer pickpocket had a habit of massaging my lower legs, including my socks during her dance. I didn't have any money in my socks, but that only heightened by suspicions wrt to prior dance, and missing ones. She must have dated a sailor who told her about this, or else she saw someone take their money from their socks.
I'm not going to let those incidents rain on my parade, though I am wearing more shirts that that have a button in the pocket. I might even occasionally put money in my socks. Gives new meaning to "socking ones money away."
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9 years ago
So apparently ~20% of people polled favor Donald Trump for president ? Sadly, that says more about those 20% than it does about candidate Trump.