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7 years ago
I'll ask the same question that I asked in your Minneapolis thread last month: When are you actually going to reciprocate, and write a review on a city that you've been asking us about ? Since August, I count no fewer than 10 threads by you asking us to write an essay on our favorite club in particular city, yet you've only written ONE review (over a year ago, Mons Venus) on a club outside your KS stomping grounds.
If you want such a vast scope/depth of information from us, how about letting us in on your preferences. Throw in an essay of your own on your favorite club visit, and why it was your favorite, along with your most disappointing visit and why.
I did take some time to read your threads, noting your stated preference for attractive Caucasian dancers, particularly blondes. In that case, Mons Venus will be your best Tampa bet, though I didn't see a blonde called Sophie there in my visits earlier in the year.
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7 years ago
How does a limousine full of lawyers differ from a porcupine ? The pricks are in the inside.
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7 years ago
After reading dozens of posts in this thread, one can come to the conclusion that being a full blown regular has its benefits. (Double pun intended)
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7 years ago
This isn't rocket science, night shift vs day shift. Since the vast majority of the populace is on their leisure time during club night shift (say 8pm to close), it stands to reason that more potential customers = more potential $$. Given the profit margin for the club in drink/alcohol sales, naturally club management will do what they can to encourage increased sales. I see this in some clubs at night, especially weekend nights with the sale of rooms/booths per hour. Typical customers for this are mixed couples groups of 4 - 6 people who just want to hang out and party. Unfortunately, they hog several desired dancers for stretches of time. Remedy for that is to go off peak nights, or wrap up my visit before (or not too long after) midnight.
Dancers have a better handle on club demographics/crowds than we do, since their $$ depends on it. It seems like the bulk of the nightshift dancers arrive after 1030p, some first showing up after 1am. Free market forces at work here.
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7 years ago
shadowcat, sharkhunter, and jm62 sum up my thoughts on this. I've said before that tats on a beautiful woman is like putting a bunch of bumper stickers on a Ferrari.
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7 years ago
It would have been nice if article named the club(s), or at least the city that celeb danced at. Two high profile playmates, Anna Nicole Smith (Houston- Ricks), and Teri Weigel (did porn and featured in clubs after her centerfold days- she also did a few spots in Married With Children). I actually saw 2 of her featured shows- very good and engaging with audience.
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7 years ago
IMO, a hot babe wearing a shirt or a brief nightie and obviously bottomless is the sexiest outfit a woman can wear.
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7 years ago
How many New Yorkers does it take to change a lightbulb ? One. He just stands there holding it, and lets the world revolve around him.
Wrt to OP's disdain for flyover state residents:: Maybe we're smart enough not to go to NYC area clubs in the first place.
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7 years ago
@25- There are numerous Tri State areas. In my neck of the woods, Tri State area would be OH, KY, IN. (Cincinnati, OH area). The Huntington, WV airport has "Tri State" as part of its official name. (Huntington WV, Ashland KY, and Ironton OH.)
@papi- The juncture of AZ, UT, CO, and NM borders is commonly called "The Four Corners." There is a "Quad Cities Airport" in Moline IL that serves Moline and 1 other city in IL, and Davenport and 1 other city in Iowa.
@OP- Why don't you just say NY/NJ/CT instead of Tri State.
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7 years ago
@jackslash- We're not being hard on poledancer, we're just giving her a dose of reality. If the truth hurts, then it's on her, not us.
That said, the 3 leg equilibrium required for a "viable" strip club industry (1. Enough owners willing to open and operate clubs for the going profit margin 2. Enough customers willing to pay for the going level of entertainment value 3.Enough dancers willing to come in and put up with "whatever" for the going level of "pay".). If enough dancers leave dancing because they found work at a corporation with the benefits that poledancer desires, that will either cause clubs to eventually go out of business, or force them to offer the total compensation/benefits level of "civilian" employers. But that would require charging higher cover. drink, dance, and VIP prices. Which just might drive some customers away and profit margins down. Stating the "just right" equilibrium is above my pay grade.
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7 years ago
Sinclair, if Tuscl had an official uniform, and handed out medals for number of clubs reviewed, and campaign ribbons for certain milestones (like getting panhandled in a club), you'd put a banana republic dictator to shame.
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7 years ago
Keeping up the fun..................
1) Cincinnati, OH- Please go there and submit a review from a strip club in that wonderful city.
2) PM "desertscrub" for his recommendations. Please share his response with us.
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8 years ago
I'd agree with James SD stats. His "FFF" category might be equivalent to CP's "2" dancer. Those would be the dancers who don't (quite) make you say wow for any number of reasons (slight to moderate overweight, too much ink, etc) but with enough redeeming features to make her lapable. You'd take her on a slow night, or if your top choices are unavailable.
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8 years ago
I vote for "fuckoed". (Those z-bone memories). "Blue balls" comes to mind, too.
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8 years ago
I vote neutral. OP really didn't define/express his meaning/scope of the term "intelligence". This is often interchangeable with "conversation skills", the general ability to grasp what you're talking about, the ability to think, understand, and perceive the "worldview" outside of ones own generational/economic/social caste box.
I don't pursue a stripper or civilian woman to debate global warming or the effect of Fed rate hikes. Even in strip club world, being dumber than dirt can be a turnoff. Yet being too smarty beyond a point can be a turn off too. There was one prolific dancer poster on pink site who was very conversant, but would tend to build a clock when all the original poster wanted was to know what time it was.
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8 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
How about (D.. A better informed, more refined PL. I've been on Tuscl for over 11 years. Several things can (and have) change(d) during that time. In first few years of membership, I went a bit overboard in trying out new clubs in my travels. Now, I'm less willing to take one for the team, and stick with clubs that suit my tastes the most. I've also supplemented Tuscl with other sources. (club websites, even the pink site, though not lately on the later.)
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8 years ago
When are you actually going to go to a place that you keep asking us about ? I count over a half dozen threads(ditto on number of cities) started by you asking where the best place to go is, yet you've only reviewed 1 club (Mons Venus) outside of your 4 local KS clubs. Time to fish or cut bait.
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8 years ago
UKfan, don't feel too bad. There were times in my 20's where I didn't even have $400 in the bank, a few sub $200. Though that was long before you were born, or before your daddy had his first wet dream.
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8 years ago
Che gave some good advice. I haven't been to Mexico in a while (Central Mexico, not TJ). At the time, went regularly enough to benefit from using pesos. I found ATM machines to be good, fees were very low when compared to US. Keep in mind that the lowest paper denomination there is 20 pesos. Most exchange places in US don't take coins, only paper. If I had any coins left over, I'd just tip the airport van driver extra. I never bothered with trading pesos back to USD while in Mexico, only when back in US, and only with paper pesos.
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8 years ago
There must be a dozen other threads asking the same question. I say we put up a sticky thread with the title "You just might be a regular if.". (Fill in the blank.)
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8 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
I've noticed shitty customer service in another venue. Namely, a certain Subway on Dale Mabry in Tampa has a nasty habit of closing 15-20 minutes prior to posted closing time. YMMV, as there are different folks working on any given night.. The young dudes seem to be the worst, 2 in particular. Women workers seem to be best. In most places, if you wander in 5 or more minutes before closing, you'll get in and get what you came for. In my cases (dancers at nearby clubs have experienced the same thing) I've driven up 15-20 minutes prior to closing (11p), and seen the lights dimmed, entry door locked, and some dude cleaning things up behind the counter.
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8 years ago
My question is how the devil did the conversation get around to how much the dancers made.There has to be better things to discuss with a "Perfect 10" than how much money she makes.
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8 years ago
My only visit there was 8 years ago. At the time, CF was sectioned off into 2 different clubs- one topless with alcohol, the other nude, non-alcohol. I spent most of time (and $$) on the topless side where I met a highly regarded monger on Tuscl and other boards. Club experience was positive, but a lot can change in 8 years.
In any event, I regarded CF as a good change of pace club, as it's not in the most convenient location for most Phoenix visitors. If CF operates as a nude juice bar, I wouldn''t be terribly motivated to go out of my way for a visit since there may be some low hanging bad apples still around.
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8 years ago
Rick- even some "regular" cars like the V6 Chevy Impala use the "synthetic blend" oil. I'm not sure exactly how it differs from the full synthetic oil. I do know that owners manuals are specific on exactly what kind, and viscosity oil to use. The "SB" oil is much closer in price to the synthetic oil vs regular oil. So far, oil consumption rates have closely mirrored the full synthetic performance. Fyi, Corvettes use synthetic, the base Mustang GT V8 uses the synthetic blend. Not sure what the Shelby version uses.