review comment
3 years ago
It wasn't much better on a Saturday night. Plenty of dancers, but no one giving dances, due to overpriced $40 / song dances.
discussion comment
3 years ago
Going by gSteph's example here a few more of mine.
Asia - First ever lap dance
Crystal - First full contact lap dance
Ruby - First tit fuck
Diamond - first full extra
Stephania - First many years favorite who lasted over 7 years.
Heather - All time favorite, lasted 12 years as a favorite
Rachel / Christina / Mandy - Name depending on which club she worked at, first ever OTC encounter.
discussion comment
3 years ago
SirLapDancealot, I knew two dancers named Medusa, both had long curly hair, and both gave incredibly good lap dances. Strange thing, while I knew who Medusa was in mythology, I though of nothing about the name. Same with other mythological names such as as Aphrodite, Venus, Artemis, Minerva and Morgana (from the Morgan). Or historical females such as Cleopatra.
discussion comment
3 years ago
I have had to put up with mandatory sensativity training, anti-bias training, and various other B.S. training over the years, but this is the first time I heard of the term. Can't tell from the article if they are saying its good or bad, but personally who cares. 99% of the people taking any mandatory training just nod their heads, and say what the trainer wants to hear, and ignore it once the class is over. The one percent who really are into it, are the ones that personally should be banned from any position above janitor, because they are too stupid to have any position of authority.
discussion comment
3 years ago
I heard about that from many of my relatives who fought in WW II and Korea especially. Many of them hated it, but a lot of them liked it, and ate it regularly until the day they died.
One common one I heard from people who grew up in the depression in both sides of my family was Grilled bell peppers and onion sandwich cooked in olive oil, water and vinegar, the peppers and onions came fresh from their victory garden. Which from the pictures all of them were huge gardens sometimes spread out over multiple yards, making enough to feed dozens of families.
discussion comment
3 years ago
Casinos will likely do well, I know plenty of people who are planning trips this fall to Vegas as well as Cruises. Not sure which will do better, Vegas Casinos or the Cruise Lines.
It remains to be seen if the brothels will recover quickly, especially if they are as overpriced as they were before COVID.
discussion comment
3 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
It's the same as when I bought my house right around the end of the tax rebates you could get for buying a new house as part of the stimulus package meant to prop up the housing industry at the start of the first Obama Administration. The real estate agent I had kept saying, "try to buy a house soon, before the tax incentives drop." I told her, "If I find one, I'll buy one, but likely the prices would drop after." Sure enough during the stimulus, housing prices has slowly creeped up around 15 to 20% over their pre-stimulus prices, and within a month had actually dropped down below their pre-housing crisis prices.
discussion comment
3 years ago
It's basically a crap shoot, unless you use sites like TUSCL to research ahead of time.
I have been in private VIP rooms, where the bouncers come in and warn both you and the dancer if you even twitch, and I have been in with very wild clubs with wide open lap dance areas. I was in one club back in the early 90's. When the dancer told me I would have fun all the fun I can dream of in the back, I of course thought she just giving me a line, until the moment I step into the back room and the two dancers across from me both looked like they were enthusiastically sucking off the guys they were dancing with. The three different times I ever went back there until it got raided, it was packed wall to wall with stripper visibly getting their customers off.
Most are clubs like Mons Venus, where until recently you basically got a nice grinding lap dance with possibly plenty of touching.
discussion comment
3 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
I would say Kandy's in Waterford, PA outside of Erie. While the club has a very redneck chic vibe to it, the layout is surprisingly very well executed. Starting with the nice spacious center stage which can hold 3 or four dancers, but I have only ever seen one. The lap main lap dance area is semi private, and much more private than VIP areas in many other clubs. However the best part is the more private room, which not counting the two cop car themed "private" dance areas, the private dance rooms both large and small are all quite roomy, and very private. I also like the fact that they have very good sound proofing, so you don't hear any of the craziness in the club, as well as have a completely separate music feed, which means you don't have any of the stupid DJ commentary distracting you during the 20 minute dances I tend to get.
The rest of the club goes all out on corniness, with the volleyball court complete with a 1950's cop car that looks like it crashed over the fence. A "hot seat" which is a replica Texas Electric Chair.
discussion comment
3 years ago
I abstain for at least 3 days, if I am heading to a high extras city. Some of the best times have occurred when I take a few visits in the afternoon to get a few lap dances to get the juices flowing, but for whatever reason don't click for heavy extras. Then after taking a late dinner, head back out for a late evening visit primed and horny and find the perfect extras dancers. One of my favorite dancers in Detroit the last few years always says "Damn, you been saving that all up for me?" the first time I get a dance from her after several months.
discussion comment
3 years ago
For me it's Paris. After a mediocre dance from a dancer named London many years ago, and shorty after I sit down another dancer stops by and says, "After your obviously disappointing time in London, how about ending your night in Paris?" Of course her name was Paris, and her dance was very good, and in fact was the last dancer I had that night. It wasn't her name so much, but her nice play on words. Other dancers with city names such as Dallas, Berlin, Brooklyn, Savannah and even Paris have felt kind of cheesy, but in her case I still remember the line all those years later.
discussion comment
3 years ago
Here are a few.
A blonde named Raven.
An Asian dancer who chose the name Malaise, thinking it sounds like Malaysia, and not knowing it means feeling bad.
A Russian dancer named Olga, and a German named Gertrude.
An Asian named Opal, which is straight out of the 1890's.
A dancer down south named Hattie.
Mercedes was overused about ten years ago, but seems to have died out.
review comment
3 years ago
3131, it depends on what a person things is hot. I can't recall her name, but there was a hispanic or light skinned black dancer there over a year ago with short curly hair, large semi-saggy natural tits, and that was her best asset. Rest of her body was thin and lanky, and her face was very plain, yet most of the review boards stated how hot she was, while I rated her a 5 at best.
discussion comment
3 years ago
I have noticed a lot more drivers using emergency blinkers when they drive slow. It's annoying as hell.
discussion comment
3 years ago
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azddOn the prowl in Tucson and Phoenix
My texts are fairly simple. "Hi, going to be in this weekend?" And I usually get an answer back in 30 minutes.
In most cases I don't even have to even ask,
I often get texts like the following, during the week.
"Hey, baby, you coming in this weekend?"
or
"Letting you know, I am not going to be working this weekend."
Then when she's working.
"Hey, baby. It's boring here. Are you coming in?"
"I miss you."
"I am horny, lets have some fun."
And intermixed during both times stuff like.
"I have a new outfit I would like to show you."
"I learned a new dance move."
discussion comment
3 years ago
Here are ones I remember.
"I have been told I can suck the chrome off a tailpipe, for $80 I'll show you why I was told that," followed shortly by, "oh, and I have no gag reflex." I counter with $60 and she definitely proved it.
"No guy has ever last more than 5 songs inside me, and most don't even make it to four, do you want to see how long you'll last?" I barely made it past the third song, although part of that is the song length was not cut.
This dancer was sitting next to me and we talked a bit. Well she talked, I just sat there nodding and saying maybe one or two words every so often. It mostly her talking about all the things she does to keep herself looking good. Takes milk baths to keep her skin soft, only eats vegetables, and exercises daily to keep herself toned, and even teaches a yoga class at her local health club. And what she was really proud of, how her large all natural D cup tits and all the things she does to keep them firm tight and youthful looking. Eventually she hears her named called as stage and she says, "I am up next, I'll make you a bet, once I am naked, if I prove to you I have the best body here, and some of the most perfect natural breasts you have ever seen, you owe me a dance, just come up and tip me a five and I'll know to go back for a dance."
Well, she had guts, and she definitely had the best body there, and while not the most perfect breasts I have ever seen, they were definitely great, so I tipped her a five, and had a very great lap dance, with lots of tit to body rubbing and a lot of dirty talk on her part mostly centered around how soft and full her tits were.
discussion comment
3 years ago
I had to think about that a bit, desertscrub. Thinking back to the clubs I have visited to other the years the price for VIP is roughly 1/5 total number of songs you can can possibly get in 3 hours at a club rounded up to the nearest 50. I was actually shocked how many of them met this calculation exactly, so there may be some rule involved that some MBA may know of.
At most clubs I go to that comes out to about 51 possible songs at 3.5 minutes per song, divide by five and you get 10.28 songs, so at $20 a pop that rounds up to $250, $25 a pop rounds up to $300. From there you just do the same math, and that $250 becomes $200, $300 becomes $250, etc.
discussion comment
3 years ago
Latino Lover hit most of the points. A few more I would add are:
The club has few or no reviews.
Current reviews don't have enough information about the club layout.
Things have changed recently in the club.
My experience was different than the other reviews.
discussion comment
3 years ago
Is your makeup overdone. I have many dancers arrive at the club in their normal non stripper makeup and look nice, then when they come out of the dressing room, applying far too much war paint, they don't look nearly as good.
discussion comment
3 years ago
I completely forgot about the Czech fitness model who used to dance in Columbus over 15 years ago, well before the large influx of EE dancers started showing up. I am not sure if Czech counts, since it's west of Poland, but her accent was definitely EE, so if include her that makes 2 mechanical and 4 who were not.
discussion comment
3 years ago
I have experienced five, one even called herself Natashia, and I told her the Moose and Squirrel joke, and she not only got it, she laughed. Two were definitely mechanical and all business, but didn't mind since they knew what the heck they were doing. The other three were not, especially one Hungarian in Niagara Falls Canada who was extremely affectionate.
discussion comment
3 years ago
My rule of thumb for OTC is about $50 above 2/3 the price of a half hour champagne room dance rounded down to the lowest multiple of 50, is a good starting point for an hour's time OTC.
For example $250 for a half hour comes to $200, $300 comes out to $250. Some dancers like to use an hours time for an hour and a half, and if she's hot enough I'll agree but add an extra $25 to it, so $500 becomes $400, and $600 becomes 450.
discussion comment
3 years ago
Yes it's happened a few times. It's very rare since I will tip at least the first three dancers dancers on stage, unless one or more of them doesn't appeal to me at all, and possibly asking one to stop by. Also, I typically catch the look of two or three dancers eying me, and waved one or two more within 20 minutes of entering the club. Even in a club where dancers don't circulate unless you ask, typically at least 3 different dancers will have stop by.
A few times when tipping dozens of dancers and asking all the ones who I like to stop by, none will have come over after an hour and I'll leave to another club. The last place this happened was Criket's in Dearborn, on two different visits.
discussion comment
3 years ago
DATY doesn't do anything for me, but if the gal wants me to do it I will unless she smells bad down there. Some women wouldn't kiss me after eating her out until I have washed my mouth off with mouthwash. Others have went right to DFK once I was done, and my mouth was covered in a combination of my saliva and her juices. A few right straight to DFK right after 69. I usually don't think too much about it, I always make sure I am freshly showered before having sex, and know I am very clean down there and I have never once came from 69.
discussion comment
3 years ago
Because they have a very expensive car they bought with combined with no sense of direction.