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Why do you think a lot of strippers have GPS???

blahblahblah23

>:( 🧚🏼‍♀️💃🏼 busy being a "psycho bitch" 🤣

5 yrs ago · 1 min read

Most strippers seem to use google maps actually as we are pretty humble with our cracked screen phones. We don't need these fancy GPS systems. You guys are confusing 🤔🤯

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shadowcat

Because they don't allow customers to find their way to the goodies.

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mjx01

LoL. I guess a straight answer about too many simp customers would be OT.

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whodey

You do realize Google Maps is a GPS system, right? So you are saying most strippers do have GPS.

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Papi_Chulo

Many seem to have a very hard time finding a guy's dick - ask Deshaun Watson

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Cashman1234

I like GPS. Its much easier than printing out directions!

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Uprightcitizen

After years of searching in strip clubs I still have not found that fabled actual golden pussy. I think its an urban myth.

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blahblahblah23

Lmao 🤣

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Uprightcitizen

I heard Jason got fleeced by GPS

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Dougsterr

Har har har

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rl27

Because they have a very expensive car they bought with combined with no sense of direction.

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skibum609

Lmao Heaving gr8 Jason reference

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loper

If you printed out directions to get here, you've come to the right place.

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skibum609

Lmao.

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blahblahblah23

Omg lol 🤣 this is why I love this site

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