Comments by messaround (page 4)

I usually try a club at least twice - I walked into Club 1245 in Akron - saw two dancers that were about 1.5's turned arounfd and walked right out. Tried it again and found some really nice dancers with good mileage. Small clubs especially seem to have a lot more variance in what you find inside.

My intro was at Baby Dolls in Dallas - the stripper go off while dancing (or seemed to who knows?) sat on my lap for while - and asked me to go up stairs so she could return the favor - what a great night - for only 4 or 5 dances.

I don't usually drive far but if it's afternoon I'll try to find Jim Rome - otherwise sports talk or a CD to get in the mood.

I'd contribute to having Quido visit him to eliminate his fingers but he would probably learn to type with is toes.

If you are in a club that cuts songs short, or charges stupid $$ for lap dances, it seems that the mileage is limited and they are setup to get your $$$ rather than have a lot of fun.

I've done this more than once...take the cell phone out of my pocket for a lap dance and put it on a table..have a few dances....talk to the dancer a little go to my car....ready to pull out of the parking lot...wait cell phone is still in the VIP!! Luckily I've recovered it each time.

Not sure aboput all the technical stuff - for me fake ones are OK if they are not these big hard round balls that could give you a concussion if you and the dancer move in wrong directions.

Are we all like little league fathers to shadowcat - living through his adventures and wishing we were playing in his place while rooting for him to score?

Just met a dancer that is from Lebanon - comes to Akron (why I have no clue) to dance for a few weeks a couple times a year - pretty girl nice bolt on's but soft ones - good mileage - exectional grind talent - offers take out while here .....

I haven't been to Vegas in about 3 years but the Mirage had a rep for not harassing girls in the Casino that offer extras - check out the bar area for girls drinking alone.

My first and probably best was at Baby Dolls in Dallas - a hot day but cool on the club in the afternoon - a pretty blond with fakes - not my favorite - but a very nice girl sits on my lap and starts to talk - soon she is rubbing Willy and asks if I want a dance - in one of the little alcoves she dances allowing me complete access and ending the dance with a covered tit fuck - very nice. She whispers in my ear I want to do more but it's better upstairs - OK with me! She builds the infamous fort and in a second unzips - really has me going now - takes him for more tit action - than sits across me to give me kitty access - as I rub the kitty she moans and brerathes real on hot on Willy and gives him a nice lick - I'm in heaven - she finishes with a nice bbbj for just the regular dance price - gave her and extra $40 for a tip. Saw her the next night on a stage and she told me to get a chair upstairs - met me there after she finished on stage - sits on my lap and gives me a dfk this time - unzips and puts a condom on and straddles me rubbing Willy on her g-string - pulls it aside to rub it on her clit - I want to F her so bad but she wouldn't - but did finish with a nice hj after she got off - says she won't f** a guy in the club because sometimes they don't come back after a dancer gives it up. Also a Baby Dolls shortly after the remodel a very young dancer comes and sits on my lap - we just talked for about a half hour - unusual but it was a slow night - finally I got a dance but she wasn't exceptionally cute and pretty skinny. She said it was her first week dancing and it really was getting to her as she had no bf. In the second dance - which I expected to be the last as I wanted to try another - she stared some stick shifting and kissed my neck - I went for the kitty and she was soaked. Fingers in the g-string and wow she definitely wasn't faking that - she said now you and slipped her hand up my shorts and did the hottest bhj I ever had. My third has to be at a club in Akron - a very cute black dancer gave me a lap dance at the bar - much friendlier than normal and it is a high mileage club - I suggested the VIP and she smiled. It was just her second day but I did get access to the Kitty (she had on a crotchless thong) and some stick shifing through the pants - after the VIPs (3) we got some drinks and went to a dark corner. A little while later she did another lap dance in the corner and unzips me she had very soft hands and actually finished me off.

Eyes are important - if a guy is looking at you as you walk around give a little look back for an indication - if they look away don't waste your time - Also if you are well endowed (or endowed at all ) it is always sexy to rub your tits on a guys arm as you talk - Hey - where do you dance?

I'm buying FOUNDER a lap dance next time I see him - thanks ........ Anyone ever seen Founder?

I once went to a topless donut shop near Ft. Lauderdale Fla. Not sure if that is better than pancakes but some of them were glazed - some may have been custard filled.

In a strip club most girls have pretty good bodies so the face may move forward - but a lot of the issue with face is if they make eye contact and smile so it may move to personality - and it is even better when that face moves south. Body may initially be the starter but face often seals the deal.

What is the name of that guy that jumped out of the plane over Oregon with $1M ..... I think he does this for fun and buys lds by the truck load. He uses the board to find the best clubs.

If he is Flounder does that make Shadowcat dean Wermer?

I was the only customer at Fantasy Land in Bucyrus - high mileage but all the dancers were huddled together and only fuglies were leaving the heard to come see talk and ask for a dance...finally after a while a decent one came over...it was a little wierd though as I was trying to come up with a way to get rid of 5 fat and or ugly ones to get at the two good ones.

How can a soccer team impress anyone? In the words of Jim Rome.....let me check...50 minutes into the game ... yup the score is 0 - 0. Uh-oh it's 2 - 0 with 24 minutes left - game over. And these guys that get tripped and need a stretcher to get off the field - but are OK in like 3 minutes. I guess you need to grow up with it.

Beastiality could be a dancer with an animal ..... or with some strippers I saw that one would describe as a cow

Tan lines on a set of perky tits are always nice. Makes me think of what they might wear OTC on the beach.

Have you guys ever seen the movie "Grumpy Old Men" .... might be some entertainement in your neighborhood,

I had a dancer ramming into me so hard during a lap dance that I thought she may replicate a bad hop my nuts once suffered in a baseball game. After the dance and my refusal to go to a VIP with her she just couldn't understand why no guys would go back there with her. If she is that stupid I sure wan't going to tell her.

I am having a bad week - think I saw an Oprah look alike - the thin version but still way too big - gotta find a way to travel......

I would go with slightly soft - the cardio weight training dancers usually have non-sexy poses and tend not to do anything for me when they flex while they dance