Musings on fake breasts
chitownlawyer
Florida
Saturday, April 8, 2006 10:37 AM
I have been thinking about a conversation that I had with a dancer last week, when I stopped into a club for lunch. The dancer sat with me while she ate her lunch, and we had a nice talk. One subject that came up was her boobs, which were obviously fake. I know the surgeon who did her first four boob jobs, and she has had one more procedure. She is probably 35-38 years old, and of course the boobs were firm (I had a dance for dessert), with nipples pointing straight ahead--such as you would never see naturally on a woman her age, especially one who had had two children. She was very proud about the job that her two surgeons had done over the years.
This conversation got me to thinking: what makes good fake boobs? When a plastic surgeon does reconstructive surgery, the goal is to restore the body part(s) in question to its/their former condition. Even on most plastic surgery procedures, such as nose jobs, the goal is to give the patient a realistic post-surgery appearance. The patient obviously doesn't want the nose she started with, but her nose will end up looking like a nose that lives on the face of some human being. But the goal of boob jobs is to give the patient (really, "customer," since it's not medical treatment) something that doesn't exist in nature. When I was single, I dated a lot of women, of all races and a broad range of age, and I never saw a woman whose natural tits looked like a those conferred by a boob job. Obviously, a woman who is 5'4 and 120# is not going to have 36DD tits, unless a plastic surgeon gives them to her.
What got me thinking about this was, as I sat with this dancer, she pointed out another dancer who was on stage (and who has previously described herself to me as "the top of the food chain.") The dancer who was eating at my table said, "Her boobs are too far apart. Mine are just right...two finger widths apart." Who decides what the standard is for something that does not naturally exist?
Those of you who were familiar with pre-implant porn--up through the late 80s--will remember that there were a lot of flat-chested models. I think that this is because, in the "state of nature", you get two choices with boobs--small and perky, or big and saggy.
My thoughts on this are somewhat influenced by the fact that I don't like fake boobs, and will put up with some sag in order to have "Big 'Uns". (I've also had a lot of flat-chested dancers complain that guys say they don't like fake boobs, but the dancers with implants always make more money post-surgery.) So, my question is, for those of you who like fake boobs...what makes a good pair?
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