Heavenly Bodies

My English is not good. Visiting America see some family. All the girls here disgusting but all will give private dances. If you pay at extra then you will get the extra.…

I stopped in with some buddies to wait out traffic on a Wednesday (late afternoon). The afternoon shift was finishing up and the night shift was starting. Not many guys…

I went to hb's last week after work with a few friends. The place was a little busy but not so much that we couldn't find a table as is the case…

I noticed they finished replacing the old tube TV's with flat screens by the VIP room; finally. The rest of the club went to all flat screens many months ago. Not that…

Bouncer looked at my ID when he saw my Ontario license, said 'This isn't Toronto, just so you know, it is tamer here'. I appreciated the warning before paying the…

I haven't been in here in years and from reading the reviews it seems that not much has changed. Cover charge, short songs, cheap beers and free food. Usually lots…

Probably 2 years since my last visit to this club and not much has changed. The recent reviews seem to be fairly accurate - an average club with some hotties around -…

So it was a Thursday night, and I decided I wanted to go check out a strip club. My friend told me about heavenly bodies in Elk Grove. I decided to check…

Lots of other reviews kind of sum up what this place is. Decent value for the money, but nothing spectacular. Everything is just ok. The staff and dancers are…

It was a typical boring Tuesday and I was working in this area and didn't know where to go for lunch so I figured I would stop in. I haven't been…

Free beer, free food, cheap dances, and you can get free pass from the website. Stop by here on a Saturday night and it was pack, there was almost no room to…

This place continues to get nicer in terms of the decor. It is still pretty dumpy and the parking lot is a mess. Inside you will find friendly…

Things are looking up at HB. The afternoons can be hit or miss but last Tuesday was a hit. Lots of dancers with the overall quality much better than recently in the…

Heavenly bodies has been around for years and it hasn't changed much. I guess they figure the formula works for them. Real cheap beers, 1.50, they…

I wasn't expecting to like this place, but I actually enjoyed it quite a bit. This is truly a sports bar in the sense that TVs ring the place and drinks are dirt…

Came in on a Saturday night, and predictably it was absolutely packed. I was lucky enough to get a seat by the back wall, but I saw several guys all night forced…

Well, they've finally upgraded the TVs to all flat-panel HD. Yes, until very recently they had tube TVs with SD. The menu has been upgraded as well. I'd say the food is actually…

Lots of new girls all of a sudden it seems, even accounting for the normal turnover. None were particularly good looking and their lack of skills was annoying to say the least. I…

So I hit my spot up last night, and I went excited by the thought of my favorite dancers in thongs giving me high milage but what I got was more of…

Visiting Chicago area for work and decided to check out Heavenly Bodies. Chicago in general seems to be a bit of a wasteland with regards to strip clubs based on the…

I visited Heavenly Bodies on Saturday night. There is a $10 cover charge upon entry, but that includes food. Upon entering the club I noticed it was pretty busy for…

I've been going here for years because it's the only place close enough. All the clubs in Chicago are terrible and I just don't want to spend too much time traveling.…

I stopped into hbs last week for the first time in about 6 months. Not because I don't like the place, I've just been going to other places that aren't so far…

Club has it's pro's and con's. Pro's: cheap food and drinks, $10 topless full contact dances. lots of cute girls, no smoking, free parking. Con's: uncomfortable seating everywhere except for upstairs in…

Bottom line: I go to strip clubs to have fun. This club was the opposite of that. Everyone seemed worn down, sad, and wishing they were somewhere else. You walk in…

Was in town for a conference and had a positive experience here so I figured I would give Heavenly Bodies another chance. Being a bikini bar you know going in what to…

Thus is usually my go to club in the burbs. There is a 10 dollar cover but you make up for prices elsewhere. Drinks are dirt cheap, free food, and lap dance…

Bit of an older place that I visited last Friday. Easily accessible off of the highway and easy to get to, the location is the key. The downfall of this location is…

Mondays are not great days if you want to see a lot of girls; the place was pretty empty. The advantage of that was if you DO like one of them, she'll…

Had some time to kill so thought I would check this place out. I had never been to a "bikini bar" before and am not sure about going back. After to…

This club is pretty big. And it serves alcohol and free food with the cover charge which was $10 on a Wednesday night. The dances on the stage are NOT topless unlike…

Wasn't sure what to expect, but was very surprised! Place was pretty clean, typical setup. Plenty of girls working, and plenty of shot girls walking around. Very impressive lineup of girls, something…

I have to say I was leary of esting the food here but it was good. I was also very happy with the quality of girls. I didn't have…

Was bough by for a cheep lunch. I use to like this place for what it was, but it doesn't seem as nice as it once was. The for the…

This place keeps getting worse. Quality of the ladies has gone down significantly over the last couple of years. There are some girls that have been there for years and some good…

I've been here three times in the past three weeks, an always have a good time. The first visit was best, I quickly found a dancer who wasn't all business and actually…

Whenever I get stuck at Ohare for the night, which happens too often, I stay at the Baymont Inn because it is a short hundred yard walk from Heavenly Bodies. I have…

My cousin was in town for the weekend and wanted to check out a club close to his hotel, so this place fit the bill. This club is close to O'hare…

Thought I'd re-review this club... First of all, the owner is back. This is freaking out the help as he's very detail-minded and obsesses about things that are frankly not important. So, if…

Visited HB much later than I usually do - visited after midnight on Friday. Very surprised about the crowd and the dancers. First of all the crowd - it was…

I went about 3 weeks ago and have been going prior to that slightly off my normal routine as I've been shaking up this year a bit...nothing new and I didn't want…

I did not have the best experience here, since I was kicked out of the club. I probably deserved it and luckily did not get an ass kicking to go along…

What can and can not happen in a club is different for every club in the chicago area. What you can and can not do in a nude club vs. a bikini…

Went on a tuesday evening after work. Not a bad place considering that all clubs in illinois are not as good as the ones in indiana or wisconsin. If you have been…

Did a late night trip. There's some sort of seated VIP area by the back private dance rooms but didn't get a pricing. A little lame it would have the same chairs…

Stopped in for the second time on a Friday evening. Arrived around 9pm... fairly crowded with girls dance on each of the three stages. Found a seat at a table…

Something new! When dancers come up to you, they are now required to straddle one of your legs and sit down to chat for 30 seconds. They even had an instructional video…

This place is great if you're into very standard, very vanilla strip clubs. In that regard, easily the best value in IL. Dancers are really like a 7.5, but I'm…

Visited the club today for the first time since 2007. Saw a couple of old friends from those days: Chantal and Sylvia. Chantal is a tall, thin east European, who…

The girls here are smokin hot, but its a bikini club, so you'll need to head back to the VIP room to see anything more. Even then, hand on their hips only.…

It's been quite a long time since I've been to HBs, but I had a couple of hours to kill before a flight so i thought I'd give it a try.…

I had a few hours to kill so I stopped in for lunch. $5 cover and a mandatory coat check. There was an ambulance in the parking lot, so I…

Was at HB on my last Chicago trip. I have been there in the past and it is definitely an above average experience at a very reasonable price. As mentioned…

Pros: variety of girls, shape, ethnicity, tall short skinny curvy in between. There is a lady for any fantasy! The mixture of girls really makes the club. Black white Asian ethnic. They…

A slow Wed; day times can be hit or miss. Luckily for me my ATF was there but no other familiar faces outside of a gaggle of rather frumpy looking dancers. What's…

I've been to this club several times and I continue to go back. The free lunch and the cheap drink prices make this top in my list of clubs to visit in…

I've been here twice and it was average. $10 cover and they do have food. Last time I was there I had a pizza and ordered a grilled cheese sandwich. A major plus…

I am no stranger to this club, so when I first walked in one of my ATF walked up to me (Devin). I was there to play a little bit, so…

We went as a couple, after midnight for a little fun together. The club looks remodeled feom when I remembered it. The have really sweet girls working the coat church and they…

I hit this club once every couple of weeks and my experience has been overall satisfactory. It is not a very upscale looking joint, but overall it is not bad either.…

Been here a bunch of times, good club, but mileage is generally low for the most part. Had a couple of dancers come up to me that I turned away.…

I've been coming here for a couple of years super friendly staff, free parking and welcoming atmosphere. There is all kinds of women here you will find short, tall, blonde ,…

The $5 entrance fee with free lunch is a great deal. They really do mean it when they say "lunch with a view". There were about 10 dancers and 5…

Girls are not bad and not pushy at all. Cheap cover and drinks. Serves Alcohol and very decent waitresses who dont bug you all the time. Plenty of parking spots available. For…

I frequent this club on a regular enough basis. I sort of judge their talent on what the Saturday afternoon talent is like. Just a quick reminder, any thing that isn't booze…

I visit HB from time to time and sometimes it's full of great girls and sometimes it can be pretty dead. This isn't a club for extras, but the good dancers get…

I was working in the area and passed this place so I decided to stop by. Not bad, but not the greatest. It's a big place and I was charge $5, but…

Had to fly out of O'Hare today so thought I'd take a bit of time to see good ol' Heavenly Bodies. I have had some fun in the past at this…

Stopped by here on a recent Saturday night with a buddy of mine. We go here sometimes because it's close to his house, and it's the only SC of note in the…

Went in Wed afternoon as usual and it was fairly dead unfortunately. Must have been a lot of girls were on holiday. None of my go-to girls were there and neither was…

Very big and spacious club and close to the highway which is a big time plus if you are trying to stop by and kill some time or are waitign for traffic…

Heavenly Bodies has some really nice quality girls, dropped in and had a couple drinks, prices are decent for being so close to the city. It seems like you don't really…

Not a lot of people or dancers yesterday afternoon. My ATF wasn't there so I thought it would be fun to try some new girls. Unfortunately the pickings were very slim! Most…

I haven't been there in years since I've gotten married my time of wild days were settled. I decided to go up there solo. The usual pay at the four and get…

I haven't been there in years since I've gotten married my time of wild days were settled. I decided to go up there solo. The usual pay at the four and get…

I visited HB on a Thursday day-shift. I have not been there for quite some time. As usual for day shift, it was $5 admission which includes lunch and soda.…

Had a great time at this club. It was the first time I went to HB. Usually I am used to the clubs in Detroit where extras are offered liberally. I/ knew…

Went in after dinner around 8pm on a Monday evening. There were a lot of tables with only one guy there. I spied about 5 or 6 girls standing in…

This is kinda two reviews in one because my last two visits I didn't review because there was nothing new to add. My last visit was on 10/20 and then my visit…

Visited club late evening on a Tuesday. Parking lot well lit, and appears to be fairly safe. Paid the entry fee, and they put a wrist band on you so…

This club is either really good or just so-so depending on what you are looking for. If you want reasonably priced lap dances with a ton of one-way contact this is the…

Great club! Has its mix of average to hot girls, just have to wait for the hot ones. The dancers are very nice, they perform very well in private dances.…

Been here a total of three times now. Very impressed with the club. Entered right at opening time, so just a five dollar cover which also gets you free food.…

I picked up a friend at O'Hare just before rush hour traffic. We decided to wait it out at HB's. We paid our $10 cover and were able to find 2 seats…

There are many things about Heavenly Bodies that keep me coming back whenever I am stuck at Ohare overnight due to a cancelled or late flight. The great things are 10 dollar…

Last time I was here was when I had time to kill before flying out of O'Hare. The main thing I will say is that the club is very affordable. They do…

Great time at this friendly club. Have not been here in a while and decided to try again. Was Bears and Packers game night, which is a big football rivalry in…

Overall this is a nice place to go to if you are by O'hare Airport, but there are better places. However, as far as bang for the buck, this is the…

I will say that this place is better than you'd think. The quality of girls range quite a bit, but most are flirty and fun. We were there for a…

Visiting a friend in Chicago, and this is where he took me... he likes it better than another one close by. Parking lot seemed safe and well lit. $10…

I have visited HB many times but this is my first review of it. I have grown to like it although it can be hit or miss as far as the…

Was in the area for work one Thursday afternoon, and decided to stop for a few drinks and a show. I didn't plan on getting any dances until I was approached by…

Probably about 15 dancers, although you had to be there for a while to know it. Lots in the back/change room, several didn't seem to want to get out and work…

This was my first experience at a club. All of the girls were very lovely. One of the girls that approached me had long blond hair and wore a red…

I like that HB has always had a variety of girls, and thus a variety of music. My ATF and I both like metal, but I've noticed metal was in very short…

Went to HB after a long hiatus, but things have not changed too much. The club remains a solid choice given the overall lack of quality in the Chicago area.…

Was in town on business and went by HB's after seeing none of the bar's had anyone in them (not suprising for a Monday). Driving through the area I worried…

I used to live in Chicagoland and had passed this place several times. I was bored on a Thursday evening after being in town for business, so decided to check it out.…

Went in Fri to see my regular; a hot time as always! When a dancer gets to know you, it's really much better than a new girl because she knows what you…

Nice place to hang out. Its a not completely nude club. Lap dances are semi-nude. Drinks are cheap. American Beer are 1.50 and Corona/Dos XX/Modelo are like 4 bucks. They have free…