Bouncer looked at my ID when...

Bouncer looked at my ID when he saw my Ontario license, said 'This isn't Toronto, just so you know, it is tamer here'. I appreciated the warning before paying the cover. 10.00 cover. Dancer count a bit of a guess. At times, seemed there were at least 15 shot girls. Wanted me to buy them shots even after I said I did not want one. Beer: Cheap and cold.... They were putting out slices of pizza, for free. Could not have been too bad since they kept having to refill. Did not partake. Another patron told me I could get a burger or some other items on their short menu. Physical Club rating: Kinda bad for the croud as it did not have enough room. I could not find a place to sit after getting a dance and my table being taken over. The bar stools are uncomfortable and could not relax too much. After losing my seat, tried to sit by the bar, but got sent away by the bartender. I was there about an hour before being approached for a dance. I did not get the 'wanna dance' line, so I said yes. She was cute. I asked her the drill and she read me the prices right off the menu on the table. I had not noticed the 'menu'. At least I knew no games. 2/25, or 5/50. Anyway, took the 5 and it was in a sheered curtain room. Cafeteria padded chair. She asked me if I wanted to wait since it was mid song, and when I said yes, she sat and talked. Dancer was good, but no touching the butt. Did not try the chest. That's ok, it is Chicago area, after all. I then got the biggest surprise...I gave her 60 hoping she would at least thank me for the xtra... Instead, she actually asked me if I wanted the change. Never had a dancer offer me money back. I would go back, just not that late. Don't expect much, and don't get much, but good for a short distraction. Monies spent: Cover w/tip + 2 beers w/tip + 5 (shortened) songs: 78.00. Not bad for strip club.