Heavenly Bodies

A tale of "two titties" on my visit to Chicago. Spent the previous night at PoleKatz, way overpriced/ bad neighborhood, etc. Went in on my other night in town…

Another solid visit to Heavenly Bodies. Here is the run down. $1.50 beers, free food, 2 dances for $25 or 5 for $50. A good value all the way…

Decent club with discrete parking. Lots of cute girls that are very eager to make a dollar. I think every single one of them asked me for a dance in…

Went in Friday afternoon after a long time being away. I saw some old familiar faces who returned from the missing, which was wonderful. I wish I had brought more money to…

I have been going to heavenly bodies for many years. And I would love to be more positive about it but in the last year the quality of the dancers has…

If you're short on cash and want to have a good time at a strip club, welcome to Heavenly Bodies. Nothing beats the price of beer and drinks for $1.50 each, as…

Starting with the location and layout of the club. This club is located very close to O'hare so if you are a traveler this is definitely a place worth checking out. There…

I'm really on the fence about this place and the direction that it is going. I've been to Heavenly Bodies about 5 times over the years. The place has never had a…

Personally I think this is a great club for the value! Cover very reasonable. Drinks are the least expensive I have seen at any club. Food, while not necessarily gormet, is free! It is…

Had some time to kill in the area. I've been to HB's before but not since the interior had a renovation. The parking lot and the exterior still leaves a…

This was my second visit to Heavenly Bodies. I have to say, you really can't beat the prices at this place. There was a $10 cover which is very reasonable.…

Stopped in today for lunch. Good lunch value here, free food and cheap beer. They had about 7 or 8 girls working and all of them cute and good looking. Tipped a…

The place was packed, similar to any bar on a Saturday night. There were plenty of girls all over the place. I would say a good variety of sizes and looks. There…

Came by on a friday night, it was late after 1pm. Parking lot was packed, I found a spot and was approached by a bouncer and told I couldn't park there, that…

Heavenly Bodies has a lot going for it in my book - opens early, isn't somewhere on the distant south side, and is reasonably priced (and free lunch!). <br> <br> The girls are…

It's been a while since I've been to this club. Many of the old dancers are all now gone, however the shot girls seem to be of higher quality than the actual…

Ah, Heavenly Bodies. A hidden gem in Chicago's Suburbs. I seem to end up that direction with a buddy who lives in the area every few months.<br> <br> The building does look…

I don't usually go in the evenings but I found myself in the club last week about 8 PM. I found in general the evening dancers are a step up from the…

This has always been a place I keep coming back too. Looks horrible from the outside but it gets better inside. The parking lot is a decent size and well lit. <br> <br> After…

I wanted to check out HBs because of recommendation from my friend. Went on thursday evening, the place wasnt very crowded and there were some decent number of girls on the floor.…

I visited on a Friday around lunch time. There were quite a few ladies dancing but I didn't count them. Most were fairly attractive (5+) and a few very pretty…

I went to heavenly bodies on a Tuesday night. The outside of the club looks like an old factory. Plenty of parking spaces, well let, looks safe. The cover is around $10…

Second visit within last 2 weeks early evening/late afternoon, respectively. i like the fact tt they consider their "LUNCH SPECIAL" to go until 3:00 p.m. At $5 admission, and FREE Food items…

After much cajoling and a failed attempt to go to Blackjacks, hit up the old HBs for some Monday night shenanigans with my drinking buddies. No changes in the club to report.…

Went in last week and wanted to use the C/R but it was closed! Maybe they were cleaning out the rooms up there as a few had a bit of an odor…

I love coming here, cheap drinks (1.50) beers, scantily clad women. I usually get 2-3 single dances, as u dont see any skin on stage, but u see nips in the dances.…

Cheap drinks, free food, decent looking women. Not bad right? Well the drinks are certainly cheap, $1.50 beers depending on what you get. I would stay away from the…

I noticed there were a lot of new dancers from my last visit, and they were definitely an improvement. Lots of the more frumpy girls who were an unfortunately large percentage of…

Found myself in Chicago for the day. Last time I was in town had very mixed results here at night. As this place was close by and open for lunch, I…

Another visit to Heavenly Bodies and another fun night. I can sum it up in one word, Diva. The long story is the place has three stages and plenty of…

My boss and I were in the area for a bi-annual trade show in the area. HB is our choice of club (over SCORES), because the girls are friendlier. Visited…

This was my first time on Saturday. Usually I have visited during the week, with it being much slower. It was well after midnight, about 2am. Definitely a heavy police presence outside…

junk perhaps I am getting old.. but the last few times I have visited I have had fun.. but the score of the dancers has dropped in my eye. there are usually…

Thursday evening is a good time to go because there are usually some decent dancers then and you get more time with the ladies as the club isn't usually packed that night.…

This place is very nearby O'Hare Airport and is a cross between a bar and a SC. There are lots of TV's around with sports on and people just lounging around. It…

Second time visiting but had been a year. Staff is nice, cover charge on entry, can get a text or email for free entry. For some reason didn't come through on my…

Been avoiding HB's since a bad experience in the fall went back last Friday was pleasantly surprised. A lot of new girls and staff was much more professional than the norm for…

Typical Monday, meaning sparse crowd. There were plenty of dancers on duty but so many that they overwhelmed the customers. HB tends to have mostly "girl next door" type dancers in the…

Oh, Heavenly Bodies. Living in the northwest burbs, this is my go-to strip joint primarily because of proximity. While it doesn't earn 10s in any categories for me, it does provide enough…

This club is a great place to go for a night out on the town. For $10 you get entrance into the club and a free meal and soda. If you…

it was my first time in chicago and didn't know what to expect. The place was easy to find. Good place to have an afternoon session . not to expensive for drinks…

Heavenly Bodies has a good mix of dancers, with a couple of real hotties thrown in. Like your typical club, the hotties seem to be preoccupied with regulars, while I got…

Was stuck at the Hilton in Chicago a couple of times while traveling through O'hare and thought that I would get out. The first time I was at this club it was…

Hadn't been to this old staple in a while. Decided to visit since I had some time to kill. The setup is pretty simple. $10 bucks to get in…

This is the closest one to Chicago, easy access from Airport. But only limited contact allowed. It is usually very busy on weekends, and parking lot is big but sometimes you have…

Haven't been to Heavenly Body for almost one year, so I decided to stop by on a Monday night. Overall, the quality of the dancers was good - no real…

Came by last Thursday with a couple of friends. It had been a while since any of us had stopped by. A couple other friends had told us they went on a…

Stopped here after work on a Saturday night with nothing else to do. Haven't been there in a couple years. Most of the girls there were pretty chill and most…

Stopped by on a Thursday at 7:00P. About 12 girls still around from day shift, and more customers than I would have expected for time of day. A pretty good…

Was in the area on business and had some free time to enjoy myself before heading home. Looked around the web to find what was around and decided to try this club…

Parking: Easy, with a large parking lot. Entry Cover Charge: $10.00 Club Atmosphere: Mid-level club in terms of layout and decor. Not a dive bar/club, but…

Afternoons can be very hit or miss, but yesterday afternoon was a grand slam. Several dancers I know were working, and the place was fairly empty so I go to spend quality…

It's been awhile since I've written a review on this place.. and I think I need to voice again how great this club is. I've been going to this club for a…

Stopped into my local option on a late Saturday afternoon/early evening after about a year absence. No changes in the club physically since I was last in and no change in the…

Back to Heavenly Bodies again. This time on a Friday night. It was snowing outside so the crowds were lighter which was great. Much easier to find a seat…

This place isn't the classiest joint, but your dollar goes a long way. Topless dances in VIP and champagne room, and I think they start at $25. That's damn cheap in my…

Blaa is all can say. Went Wednesday after work. Place looks nice and clean. Free non-alcoholic drinks (please tip your waitress). Think they had some free pizza also.…

DO NOT WORK HERE!!! I REPEAT, DO NOT WORK HERE. If you have been offered a job as a shot girl, then know that…

I have been here many times. Its an interesting blend of dancers - every country is represented and every type of dancer. recently it seems there are more and more…

Found myself back in the area so I stopped in. The place was packed, but with guys not spending money. So the ladies were all pretty pissed and walking around angry!…

It's been a few years since I had visited HB's and an opportunity to be in the area for a Saturday afternoon visit, propved to be quite interesting. They still have a…

This my third visit, you just can't beat the value. Yes it is a $10 cover but only $1.50 a beer. You can get 5 dances for $50. Really…

This place is huge. Its like a stripper warehouse. Right when you walk in there's a choice of a bunch of different high top tables. Drinks were dirt cheap,…

Lots of new girls, and some talent amongst them! On average, new girls tend to be frumpy Eastern Europeans who either hustle you too much or are completely clueless. I talked to…

I was at a concert and my group decided we should hit a strip club before retiring for the night. Some hipster overheard us talking after the show and said, "Go…

Best time to come to this club Wednesday or Thursday nights, not too crowded. Plus cheap beer, $1.50 for MGD. If you come on a Friday or Saturday night after…

For the area, this is the best strip club. My ratings is based on that. I know I can go down to Skybox but that also means driving like 50 minutes to…

Consistent. That pretty much sums it up here. You can't touch the dancer so quality of the dance has restricted upside. Occasionally there will be a girl who breaks the rules. But…

I knew about the free lunch deal and finally decided to take advantage of it. Go to their website and print out a coupon for free entry at lunch time and…

I was bored and it was time to give HB another try. It was pretty much the same as my last visit. I forgot that I needed to bring a flag to…

First the cost details here... seemed to change a little, also they updated the place, it looks cleaner and some fancy HB signs up inside which are nice. 2 songs $25 back room,…

Place is too dark. Hard to see the dancers on stage. Stage dances leave a lot to be desired. Nothing comes off and very little enthusiasm. Girls will only spend a minute…

I had a good time on a Monday afternoon visit. The room was sparse which I like, although there was quite a crowd at the bar. I think the bartender is more…

Have been a long time fan of HB'... Always a variety of new and old dancers. Not a big fan of only getting the 2 for $25 if I want a dance,…

Went there in the evening around 8pm. Light crowd to begin, but a lot of dancers. You can get free entry if you sign up on their webpage. The entire dinner menu…

Went on a Saturday, got there early around 6pm. There were at least 6 women on the floor maybe more ranging form 6's to 8's. Drinks were cheep and plenty of tv's…

Went to this club last friday night, and the friday night the week before. Pretty nice place, wasn't too extravagant, parking lot was a bit worn, but plenty of parking spaces and…

I went on a Saturday and it was my first visit to the club. Right when we entered, we were forced to check our coats, which I dound really annoying after having…

Heavenly bodies is about average for an Illinois strip club. It has 4 poles, a lot of cute dancers, some of which even climbed up the poles while I was there.…

Mondays are very hit or miss here; sometimes one wonders if they should run some kind of promo to get more customers in and thus have more girls. Most of the veterans…

This place is great. One main stage with two side stages. The entire time I was there they had girls rotating on all stages. Yes its only a bikini…

Went with a couple of friends, guys and girls. I was a bit skeptical about the quality of the inside and whole experience as the outside could use huge improvement. The food…

So its rather hard for me to do a review. I am going to be a little biased. I am a dancer at this establishment. However I have only been with this…

Well, a lot of plusses & minuses. The plusses include plenty of free parking, lots of security, very cheap drink specials (like $1.50 for a bottle of beer, as cheap as…

Chicago (area, close proximity to O'Hare) for 2 nights. Reviews seemed to place this club high on the list. I'd agree and disagree. Some particulars. Nice big well…

Been to this place a handful of times and really have very little to complain about. The big plus at this place is the cheap drinks. Domestic bottles are less than 2…

Something that sets HB apart from other clubs is that many of the dancers are truly the 'girl next door' types as opposed to women that look like professional models or strippers.…

As far as money goes, it will go a long way. A bottle of beer is typically less than 2 dollars, you can get 5 dances for 50 dollars and you can…

This place is great for what it does...i stopped in here for lunch last week and had a good time. Any regular of HB's knows that the…

Went this time during lunch. it is actually not a bad option. decent prices, decent food and free entertainment. The girls are not as good looking as the ones in the evening…

This visit was the best dancer quality I've ever seen here. A bunch of 7s-9s, mostly 7s and 8s. Not as many 5s and 6s as in past. Excellent one way contact…

Went this past Saturday night as there were no good college football games on tv. We decided to go and kill a few hours before the Jon Jones fight. Not…

I've read so many different reviews about this place, most middle-of-the-road to "meh"...and personally I don't get it. It is by far your best bang for your buck, pun not intended.…

Visited on a Saturday Night. This club in pretty large. Looks like it may have been converted from a small movie theater. There were several dancers working, around twenty. This is a…

I've been going here every couple of months for many years. Seen a lot of girls come and go and some of the classics that needed to go are finally gone.…

This place was anything but heavenly. We arrived after 10 pm and we're intrigued because the girls didn't get topless on stage. Once we got past that we realized the beers were…

I visit this club a lot, but usually in the late afternoon. This time I went in around 12 noon and it was a different experience for sure! There were very few…

With all my visits to the O’Hare area I have never been to HB- not sure why but I thought it was just an air dance club. I was really boarded…

To be honest, I fail to see why anyone goes to this club other than that it is the ONLY game in Elk Grove Village and nothing else. The club is owned…

I check out HBs regularly as I'm too lazy to head further south or west. Plus it's the only club I know open on a Saturday afternoon. Saturday afternoons are like maybe…