Heavenly Bodies
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1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007

Went to HB after a long...

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jimhalsted
Aug 1, 2012, 12:00 AM
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Club Quality
Value
Visited: Thursday Evening

Went to HB after a long hiatus, but things have not changed too much. The club remains a solid choice given the overall lack of quality in the Chicago area. If you know what to expect, then I think this club delivers quite well, but you could easily be disappointed if you are used to higher end and / or higher mileage clubs.

The scene is not overly posh. This is like being in your buddy's basement bar. Not a lot of soft chairs, but plenty of seating either at the stage or at tables or at the bar. Lots of TV's and most of all - cheap beer.

The VIP dances are upstairs in an open area of couches and chairs. YMMV but overall keep your expectations modest. Good grinding and maybe a little one-way touching, but nothing too exciting.

Good selection of girls, a lot of Eastern Europeans.

A good place to get a some cheap drinks and watch some cute girls dancing, but not much more than that.

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