Heavenly Bodies
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1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007

A slow Wed; day times can...

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lotush
Feb 28, 2013, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Afternoon

A slow Wed; day times can be hit or miss. Luckily for me my ATF was there but no other familiar faces outside of a gaggle of rather frumpy looking dancers. What's with these girls who don't work out, have 10-20 extra pounds on them, and make no effort on stage? I've tried most of them once in the past and they're dances are as lackluster as they are. But other afternoons there can be so many hot girls who are friendly, clever and fun that you really appreciate the place.

Gabriella is history, didn't see Olivia (she may be working nights these days, didn't see Ivy or Sylvia. The place wasn't empty by any stretch but being more consistant with better quality dancers maybe they'd be more people too.

The waitresses continue to be a joy. They'll talk and flirt with you and add a lot to the fun, especially when the dancer quality is a miss. Drinks are stupid cheap and the free food is actually excellent. Restaurant quality. The BLT is my fave. Be sure to tip; just because the food is free the waitress isn't.

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