Heavenly Bodies
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1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007

This club is either really good...

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JMJM
Oct 22, 2012, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Afternoon

This club is either really good or just so-so depending on what you are looking for. If you want reasonably priced lap dances with a ton of one-way contact this is the place for you. If you want raging hot dancers and two way lap dances this place isn't for you. The girls range from 4s-7s. Wide range of ethnicities ranging from Eastern European to hispanic to local college girl types. Didn't see anyone that made my jaw drop. No 8s or higher, but there are enough 7s to make it worth your while. But the dances are non-stop grind. They tend to be mechanical, but heavy on contact. Most of the girls during a private dance seem like their mind is somewhere else. Like I say, they really grind away, but they aren't seductive or sensual. Prices are very reasonable for lap dances. Club is incredibly dark. Cave dark. So you really can't tell how hot a dancer is on stage unless you get really close. Stage dancing is pretty poor. They barely move on stage. The lap dances are the attraction. You have to keep your hands more or less to yourself. You can hold their waist but that's it. But they give you plenty of contact. Dancers will come up to you very frequently to ask for a dance, but there is almost no conversation. They ask and if you say no they are off to the next person. If you say yes you immediately go to the private dance areas. No conversation to be had. Periodically they do rapid fire dollar dances which are a lot of bang and a lot of contact for your buck. It's a good way to see all of the dancers and determine who interests you. Dancers don't give sob stories but they don't exactly act like they are happy to be there. It seems like a job to them. They don't sell the illusion very well at all. There are two lap dance areas: one is pretty dreary (under the stairs) while the other is pretty upscale (back of the club). For the budget conscious this place gets the job done. If you have money to burn and want a more high end experience go elsewhere.

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