Visiting Chicago area for work and...
Visiting Chicago area for work and decided to check out Heavenly Bodies. Chicago in general seems to be a bit of a wasteland with regards to strip clubs based on the reviews I've read, but this one was closest to my hotel, so I went for it. It's in a safe area with a large well lit parking lot. The club is fairly large with lots of TVs on the walls, so it's a good place to go watch a game. Drinks are crazy cheap; it was $1.50 for a gin and tonic. I don't know if it was a special, but good luck finding a cheaper place to drink. Also had shot girls walking around with $1 test tube shots. Plenty of girls working while I was there, some hot, some not so hot. But all of them were very friendly and not pushy. They spend a little time with you chatting before hitting you up for a dance and make plenty of friendly contact while they talk to you. Every girl I said no to was cool about it, no issues at all. The dances were cheap; 2 for $20 or 5 for $50, something like that. They have a menu on the table with all the pricing spelled out, so it's all very up front and clear. I got dances with a few girls and they were so-so. They do the dances topless and there's plenty of grinding and they let your hands wander, but that's about it. It's a good place, and I'll go back, but i would love to find a higher mileage club in the area, I just don't know that there are any.
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